i have arisen

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take the moon: by sebmojo

this literally may be the best thread ive ever read

:synpa:

# ? Apr 20, 2019 04:36

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# ? May 2, 2024 06:27

City of Glompton

it's good

# ? Apr 20, 2019 05:13

Goons Are Gifts

vanisher posted:

I feel like i'm not cool enough to post here

but gonna do it anyway

# ? Apr 20, 2019 12:17

Goons Are Gifts

this is an instant goldmine

# ? Apr 20, 2019 12:18

Stoner Sloth

vanisher posted:

I feel like i'm not cool enough to post here

but gonna do it anyway

but more so cause I genuinely have a loooot to learn!

good thing that some old school veterans of the chill wars appear to be returning!

sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps,Prof Crocodile, knuthgrush, Ohtori Akio, Teapot, Saosyhant, Dumb Sex Parrot, w4ddl3d33, and nesamdoom!! - ty friends!

# ? Apr 20, 2019 13:04

ass

Drinking cardamom tea atm.

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# ? Apr 20, 2019 13:50

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

people keep talking like there�s some tricks to be learned about posting that�s dumb dumb talk just post when you like don�t be creepy be funny maybe but you don�t have to be there you�re a jedi master of byob now

# ? Apr 20, 2019 13:55

cda: by Hand Knit

rear end posted:

Drinking cardamom tea atm.

Hello, rear end

# ? Apr 20, 2019 13:55

cda: by Hand Knit

I still think about and laugh about WetNightmare's thread about Tide laundry detergent

# ? Apr 20, 2019 13:58

ass

cda posted:

Hello, rear end

Just finished my cardamom tea. Thinking about making another cup.

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# ? Apr 20, 2019 13:59

cda: by Hand Knit

rear end posted:

Just finished my cardamom tea. Thinking about making another cup.

Personally, when I have arisen, I prefer a cup of coffee. That way I only need one cup.

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# ? Apr 20, 2019 14:38

treasure bear

wet nightmare is a highly skilled thread starter + inspired many good posts

# ? Apr 20, 2019 17:51

roomforthetuna: I don't need to know anything about virii! My CUSTOM PROGRAM keeps me protected! It's not like they'll try to come in through the Internet or something!

Seems like a *real* super magic person would have just not sunk in the first place, and then they don't need to rise. :colbert:

# ? Apr 20, 2019 19:41

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

# ? Apr 20, 2019 19:52

Goons Are Gifts

prepuce repurposed posted:

# ? Apr 21, 2019 00:05

kalel

the lurkers have risen, in accordance with scripture

# ? Apr 21, 2019 01:14

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

I took a nap today

# ? Apr 21, 2019 06:04

Goons Are Gifts

Is this a thread to post in??

# ? Apr 21, 2019 11:13

Stoner Sloth

Bo-Pepper posted:

people keep talking like there�s some tricks to be learned about posting that�s dumb dumb talk just post when you like don�t be creepy be funny maybe but you don�t have to be there you�re a jedi master of byob now

haha, i knew if i hung around long enough i'd receive words of wisdom from an ol' timer!

anyways does that mean i get to become a space-weed ghost-soup combination when i die??

# ? Apr 21, 2019 11:39

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Stoner Sloth posted:

haha, i knew if i hung around long enough i'd receive words of wisdom from an ol' timer!

anyways does that mean i get to become a space-weed ghost-soup combination when i die??

fully automated luxury and gay too

# ? Apr 21, 2019 17:41

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

**Jesus blowing smoke rings through the hole in His right hand holding a blunt in the hole of His left**

Glad I could amuse yall

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# ? Apr 21, 2019 17:50

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

jesus brobably smonked the beep when he was hangin out with his buds, matt and mark and leon (the forgotten apostle) and those other dudes

judas was a narc tho

# ? Apr 21, 2019 17:54

take the moon: by sebmojo

assuming jesus never smoked weed cuz he could get high thru metaphysical glanding

# ? Apr 21, 2019 18:19

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

ya but jesus was a man of the people and loved sinners n poo poo n he knew how to turn water into wine so he probably had some other miracles like

-making weed disappear into smoke
-bringing that stronk myrcene-heavy strain u liked to the next party
-reminding u 2 hydrate always

# ? Apr 21, 2019 18:22

Stoner Sloth

hamjobs posted:

fully automated luxury and gay too

hamjobs posted:

jesus brobably smonked the beep when he was hangin out with his buds, matt and mark and leon (the forgotten apostle) and those other dudes

judas was a narc tho

i feel like judas gets a bad rap, jesus clearly wanted to be narc'd out and probably was a jerk to judas to push him into it - kept turning his best weed into ditch stuff, embarassing him at parties and letting the joint go out while talking too much before passing to poor judes

# ? Apr 21, 2019 22:23

blaise rascal: "Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

Welcome back to all the old byob regulars whom I certainly didn't kidnap and force to post again from a cage in my basement

ty vanisher, ty khanstant

# ? Apr 22, 2019 23:42

blaise rascal: "Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

WetNightmare: "Let's see... How about a thread called, 'Smoking Weed But I'm Secretly Being Held Against My Will.' No, too obvious. Maybe, uh, 'I'm on that mac & cheese diet, but instead it's gruel being fed to me through a sluiceway'... Oh poo poo, here he comes"

Me: "Oh, working on some threads? Excellent. I'm just so happy we can all post again with all our old friends!"

WetNightmare: "..."

Me: "Hmm, these threads don't seem... how do I put it... Well, they just don't seem like 2015 WetNightmare, do you get what I mean?"

WetNightmare: "I've been thinking of going in a new direction with my threads, actually. No more milk ape. No hosed up tiny wolf, or any other BYOB memes at all. I wanna do something a little more mature. Punch up, you know?"

Me:

ty vanisher, ty khanstant

# ? Apr 22, 2019 23:43

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

blaise rascal posted:

WetNightmare: "Let's see... How about a thread called, 'Smoking Weed But I'm Secretly Being Held Against My Will.' No, too obvious. Maybe, uh, 'I'm on that mac & cheese diet, but instead it's gruel being fed to me through a sluiceway'... Oh poo poo, here he comes"

Me: "Oh, working on some threads? Excellent. I'm just so happy we can all post again with all our old friends!"

WetNightmare: "..."

Me: "Hmm, these threads don't seem... how do I put it... Well, they just don't seem like 2015 WetNightmare, do you get what I mean?"

WetNightmare: "I've been thinking of going in a new direction with my threads, actually. No more milk ape. No hosed up tiny wolf, or any other BYOB memes at all. I wanna do something a little more mature. Punch up, you know?"

Me:

# ? Apr 22, 2019 23:47

bacalou

:arisen:

# ? Apr 22, 2019 23:57

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

bacalou posted:

:arisen:

welcome back, please stay

# ? Apr 22, 2019 23:59

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

blaise rascal posted:

WetNightmare: "Let's see... How about a thread called, 'Smoking Weed But I'm Secretly Being Held Against My Will.' No, too obvious. Maybe, uh, 'I'm on that mac & cheese diet, but instead it's gruel being fed to me through a sluiceway'... Oh poo poo, here he comes"

Me: "Oh, working on some threads? Excellent. I'm just so happy we can all post again with all our old friends!"

WetNightmare: "..."

Me: "Hmm, these threads don't seem... how do I put it... Well, they just don't seem like 2015 WetNightmare, do you get what I mean?"

WetNightmare: "I've been thinking of going in a new direction with my threads, actually. No more milk ape. No hosed up tiny wolf, or any other BYOB memes at all. I wanna do something a little more mature. Punch up, you know?"

Me:

# ? Apr 23, 2019 01:02

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

bacalou posted:

:arisen:

woaah

spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

# ? Apr 23, 2019 01:03

kalel

blaise rascal posted:

WetNightmare: "Let's see... How about a thread called, 'Smoking Weed But I'm Secretly Being Held Against My Will.' No, too obvious. Maybe, uh, 'I'm on that mac & cheese diet, but instead it's gruel being fed to me through a sluiceway'... Oh poo poo, here he comes"

Me: "Oh, working on some threads? Excellent. I'm just so happy we can all post again with all our old friends!"

WetNightmare: "..."

Me: "Hmm, these threads don't seem... how do I put it... Well, they just don't seem like 2015 WetNightmare, do you get what I mean?"

WetNightmare: "I've been thinking of going in a new direction with my threads, actually. No more milk ape. No hosed up tiny wolf, or any other BYOB memes at all. I wanna do something a little more mature. Punch up, you know?"

Me:

# ? Apr 23, 2019 01:08

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

blaise rascal posted:

WetNightmare: "Let's see... How about a thread called, 'Smoking Weed But I'm Secretly Being Held Against My Will.' No, too obvious. Maybe, uh, 'I'm on that mac & cheese diet, but instead it's gruel being fed to me through a sluiceway'... Oh poo poo, here he comes"

Me: "Oh, working on some threads? Excellent. I'm just so happy we can all post again with all our old friends!"

WetNightmare: "..."

Me: "Hmm, these threads don't seem... how do I put it... Well, they just don't seem like 2015 WetNightmare, do you get what I mean?"

WetNightmare: "I've been thinking of going in a new direction with my threads, actually. No more milk ape. No hosed up tiny wolf, or any other BYOB memes at all. I wanna do something a little more mature. Punch up, you know?"

Me:

you are the best

# ? Apr 23, 2019 01:17

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

bacalou posted:

:arisen:

Holy poo poo hi welcome we missed you

# ? Apr 23, 2019 01:17

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Stoner Sloth posted:

i feel like judas gets a bad rap, jesus clearly wanted to be narc'd out and probably was a jerk to judas to push him into it - kept turning his best weed into ditch stuff, embarassing him at parties and letting the joint go out while talking too much before passing to poor judes

I mean that's true, look at Jesus's friends: a tax collector, a guy who ate bugs and wore a hair shirt (def a goon), a guy that was like HEYYYYYY LET'S HATE ON ALL THE WEIRD PPL and some guy named Luke who really didn't do anything important. And then poor Judas who seemed really nice except he needed a fix.

# ? Apr 23, 2019 01:19

Stoner Sloth

blaise rascal posted:

WetNightmare: "Let's see... How about a thread called, 'Smoking Weed But I'm Secretly Being Held Against My Will.' No, too obvious. Maybe, uh, 'I'm on that mac & cheese diet, but instead it's gruel being fed to me through a sluiceway'... Oh poo poo, here he comes"

Me: "Oh, working on some threads? Excellent. I'm just so happy we can all post again with all our old friends!"

WetNightmare: "..."

Me: "Hmm, these threads don't seem... how do I put it... Well, they just don't seem like 2015 WetNightmare, do you get what I mean?"

WetNightmare: "I've been thinking of going in a new direction with my threads, actually. No more milk ape. No hosed up tiny wolf, or any other BYOB memes at all. I wanna do something a little more mature. Punch up, you know?"

Me:

# ? Apr 23, 2019 01:31

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

jesus: "the hot dog is my body, and this ketchup is my blood."
**judas jumps out the window**

# ? Apr 23, 2019 01:42

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

jesus: "the hot dog is my body, and this ketchup is my blood."
**judas jumps out the window**

Ah yes, the defenestration of Damascus

# ? Apr 23, 2019 01:59

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# ? May 2, 2024 06:27

alnilam

drat rear end kiss :devil:

# ? Apr 23, 2019 02:00

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