i have arisen

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Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Because it's easy come, easy post

# ¿ Apr 20, 2019 00:01

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# ¿ May 22, 2024 15:58

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Stoner Sloth posted:

haha, i knew if i hung around long enough i'd receive words of wisdom from an ol' timer!

anyways does that mean i get to become a space-weed ghost-soup combination when i die??

fully automated luxury and gay too

# ¿ Apr 21, 2019 17:41

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

jesus brobably smonked the beep when he was hangin out with his buds, matt and mark and leon (the forgotten apostle) and those other dudes

judas was a narc tho

# ¿ Apr 21, 2019 17:54

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

ya but jesus was a man of the people and loved sinners n poo poo n he knew how to turn water into wine so he probably had some other miracles like

-making weed disappear into smoke
-bringing that stronk myrcene-heavy strain u liked to the next party
-reminding u 2 hydrate always

# ¿ Apr 21, 2019 18:22

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blaise rascal posted:

WetNightmare: "Let's see... How about a thread called, 'Smoking Weed But I'm Secretly Being Held Against My Will.' No, too obvious. Maybe, uh, 'I'm on that mac & cheese diet, but instead it's gruel being fed to me through a sluiceway'... Oh poo poo, here he comes"

Me: "Oh, working on some threads? Excellent. I'm just so happy we can all post again with all our old friends!"

WetNightmare: "..."

Me: "Hmm, these threads don't seem... how do I put it... Well, they just don't seem like 2015 WetNightmare, do you get what I mean?"

WetNightmare: "I've been thinking of going in a new direction with my threads, actually. No more milk ape. No hosed up tiny wolf, or any other BYOB memes at all. I wanna do something a little more mature. Punch up, you know?"

Me:

you are the best

# ¿ Apr 23, 2019 01:17

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bacalou posted:

:arisen:

Holy poo poo hi welcome we missed you

# ¿ Apr 23, 2019 01:17

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Stoner Sloth posted:

i feel like judas gets a bad rap, jesus clearly wanted to be narc'd out and probably was a jerk to judas to push him into it - kept turning his best weed into ditch stuff, embarassing him at parties and letting the joint go out while talking too much before passing to poor judes

I mean that's true, look at Jesus's friends: a tax collector, a guy who ate bugs and wore a hair shirt (def a goon), a guy that was like HEYYYYYY LET'S HATE ON ALL THE WEIRD PPL and some guy named Luke who really didn't do anything important. And then poor Judas who seemed really nice except he needed a fix.

# ¿ Apr 23, 2019 01:19

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

jesus: "the hot dog is my body, and this ketchup is my blood."
**judas jumps out the window**

Ah yes, the defenestration of Damascus

# ¿ Apr 23, 2019 01:59

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

It's like a heartwarming homecoming all of these posters were away on the front lines of talking to actual humans :kimchi:

# ¿ Apr 23, 2019 17:53

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alnilam posted:

hi

hi new person do you have any pets crimes or buttons you can push to make this thread sticky

# ¿ Apr 23, 2019 21:02

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Luvcow posted:

hola

this is like in the cowboy movies where all the old badasses show up because there's about to be a big final battle between good and evil

does this mean we're all about to get our asses kicked by veteran byob poster bacalou in a gif making contest

# ¿ Apr 23, 2019 21:03

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Goons Are Great posted:

I hope Ned Stark gets the throne

I thought the Batman was the king of town????

# ¿ Apr 24, 2019 02:49

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# ¿ May 22, 2024 15:58

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Goons Are Great posted:

This thread is textbook goldmine

# ¿ Apr 26, 2019 20:52

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