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Mussolini's granddaughter was arguing with Jim Carrey and tagged President Trump into the conversation, but the band Wheatus wasn't having any of it.
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DMX's lawyer played "Slippin'" for the judge during his sentencing, trimming a potential five year jail term to only one.
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ICE tracks teenagers' menstrual cycles in custody in order to better prevent them from getting abortions so their child may be given to Betsy DeVos' charity and used to coerce them into obedience during their detention.
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Alcoholic Manhattan court stenographer Daniel Kochanski wreaked havoc on some 30 court cases after typing 'gibberish' instead of documenting speech, at one point 'going Shining' and repeatedly typing 'I hate my job'.
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The first orbital billboard was purchased by PepsiCo, which used the new technology to promote a "campaign against stereotypes and unjustified prejudices against gamers" on behalf of an energy drink called Adrenaline Rush.
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The only thing standing in the way of Herman Cain running the US Federal Reserve Bank is a woman named Ginger White threatening to describe Cain's penis in excruciating detail.
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The actor who plays the dad in Get Out is tremendously excited for Pete Buttigieg's presidential campaign.
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Burger King introduced a range of boxed deals called “Real Meals,” including the Pissed Meal, Blue Meal, Yaaas Meal and DGAF Meal, as part of Mental Health Awareness Month.
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A Rogue Coder Turned a Parking Spot into a Coworking Space and People Loved It
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This second reporter tells me the Biden staffer physically invaded their space to the point that the reporter could smell the staffer's ponytail.
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The "suspicious object" that led police to close down State Street turned out to be a can of Chef Boyardee on wheels.
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It's only barely May.
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a washington state representative wrote a manifesto calling for a holy war in which they assert that, "if they (non-Christians) do not yield - kill all males" they still hold office
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May 7, 2019 16:19
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Willie Tomg posted:This second reporter tells me the Biden staffer physically invaded their space to the point that the reporter could smell the staffer's ponytail. In the Bidenverse all distances are measured according to how well you can smell the other person's hair
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May 7, 2019 16:51
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I so wish I could send all this thread to 2014.
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May 7, 2019 18:39
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ikanreed posted:I so wish I could send all this thread to 2014.
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ikanreed posted:I so wish I could send all this thread to 2014.  turns out the pale horse was an escalator going down make sense in hindsight
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Rick Perry is currently the Secretary of the Department of Energy
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The Communist party of Great Britain (marxist-leninist) endorsed Nigel farage in an election
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gradenko_2000 posted:Rick Perry is currently the Secretary of the Department of Energy A department he meant to say he'd destroy, but forgot existed and also didn't know controlled nuclear material as its main responsibility
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ikanreed posted:A department he meant to say he'd destroy, but forgot existed and also didn't know controlled nuclear material as its main responsibility And yet is still one of the most effective and least scandal-plagued Cabinet officials.
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The website that is driving disaffected young white male youths to commit mass shootings is funded by a pig farmer selling audio recordings of his sex tourism escapades through the website that is owned by the richest man in the world.
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Oops, the purported sabotage of Saudi vessels in the Strait of Hormuz forgot to sabotage anything important except to leave small gaps in the hull which are easily repaired in Saudi/Emirati ports!
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Several parents are upset after the television princess they named their children after went on a genocidal rampage Sunday.
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animist posted:Several parents are upset after the television princess they named their children after went on a genocidal rampage Sunday. n/m, thought it said disney princess
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The great American novel of the 21st century is a tawdry and meandering story about incest and dragons that the author was too fat and lazy to bother finishing.
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There is a political party in the U.K. who willingly call themselves CUKs.
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Taintrunner posted:The website that is driving disaffected young white male youths to commit mass shootings is funded by a pig farmer selling audio recordings of his sex tourism escapades through the website that is owned by the richest man in the world. Lowtax did WHAT?!
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The payouts to families of 737MAX crash victims are modified by how long the victims were aware of them plunging to their deaths.
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In order to win a Twitter argument a coconut water brand had an employee piss in a bottle and proudly display it as their profile picture.
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The Portuguese Social-Democrat party owned tv and media conglomerate, in an attempt to make a case to privatize the national healthcare service, proceeded to interview a returning Portuguese immigrant from Venezuela with a serious kidney condition being treated in a Madeira public hospital. When the wife proceeded to tearfully thank the socialized healthcare system for treating the condition, they interrupt her mid sentence to overlay the Venezuelan flag and the closing thoughts that they're going to be a drain on the society instead.
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Kunster posted:The Portuguese Social-Democrat party owned tv and media conglomerate, in an attempt to make a case to privatize the national healthcare service, proceeded to interview a returning Portuguese immigrant from Venezuela with a serious kidney condition being treated in a Madeira public hospital. When the wife proceeded to tearfully thank the socialized healthcare system for treating the condition, they interrupt her mid sentence to overlay the Venezuelan flag and the closing thoughts that they're going to be a drain on the society instead.
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PSD has recently issued a statement on how they're not going to politicize potential deaths in the incoming fire season, after last year being openly resentful on the left coalition government pm calling the lack of casualties a success to be cherished.
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Honest Thief posted:Which channel was this on, SIC? Yes. One of the leading situations on the future elections, which were nearly next month due to the Prime Minister nearly quitting over this, was whenever or not teachers should have been compensated for nearly 10 years of work that weren't paid due to austerity measures, deeming the mere concept of teachers being paid as "electoralist, populist and somehow a political suicide". Kunster has issued a correction as of 14:24 on May 17, 2019 |
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Donald Trump Jr. went on the internet to openly boast about breaking the law. Several years later, an investigation did definitively conclude a crime was committed.
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SoyFACE (Soybean Free Air Concentration Enrichment) is an innovative facility for growing crops under production field conditions in an atmosphere that has higher levels of carbon dioxide and ozone, higher temperature and altered soil water availability. SoyFACE was designed to discover the effects of atmospheric change on the agronomy and productivity of Midwestern crops as well as to find solutions that will lead to crops better adapted to this future.
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Some have accused joe biden of ripping off bernie sanders' campaign slogan, but worse.
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The far-right vice chancellor of Austria had to resign after footage of him coked out and trying to sell off the country's leading newspaper to an actress posing as a Russian oligarch's niece was published by German media.
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McDonalds UK has stopped selling milkshakes after milkshakes were thrown at several prominent neo-nazis.
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