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an actual dog posted:I'm gay the most believable thing in this thread so far
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May 20, 2019 21:40
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Getfiscal writes for Harpers.
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May 21, 2019 00:59
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The writer who created the character of "Diamond Joe Biden" for The Onion has publicly apologized for the measurable harm his work has done to American politics a decade since then.
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Willie Tomg posted:The writer who created the character of "Diamond Joe Biden" for The Onion has publicly apologized for the measurable harm his work has done to American politics a decade since then. Wasn't it more specifically because it made the "Gropey Joe" narrative more potent?
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Nigel Farage is currently trapped on the "Brexit bus" surrounded by a mob armed with milkshakes.
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May 22, 2019 20:26
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This was written in 2018 but I don't wanna necro the old thread: Ms. Trump wore a pussycat bow when discussing cyberbullying in August 2018, renewing speculation that she was trolling her husband, the president.
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May 23, 2019 01:06
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McDonalds locations in Austria are authorized to serve as embassies for American citizens.
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May 23, 2019 01:15
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Corporate scrips have returned to the United States and one of the largest ones is called "Amazon Swag Bucks"
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May 23, 2019 02:19
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Trump.
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May 23, 2019 02:31
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The United States operates concentration camps along its southern border which separate refugee families without recording information that would allow the possibility of later reunion, lock refugees into solitary confinement for multiple days as a first resort, and in which at least one child has died each month this year.
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The prominent leader of the Brexit Party cowered in his tour bus instead of going to a speaking engagement because protestors brandished milkshakes at the venue.
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May 23, 2019 03:48
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sleeptalker posted:This was written in 2018 but I don't wanna necro the old thread: she wears those for the opposite reason!!!!
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May 23, 2019 04:53
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WWE hosted a pro wrestling show in Saudi Arabia even after the Saudi government butchered a dissident alive, and is doing another one this year.
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May 23, 2019 07:13
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an actual dog posted:I'm gay 
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May 23, 2019 07:59
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the Ambient Technologies STOCK ORB, a nondescript pulsating object that glows happy hues of green to indicate that your wealth in the markets is secure, and an alarmed shade of red to warn you that your life is being destroyed in real time
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May 28, 2019 18:07
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Beto O'Rourke apologized to his campaign staff when an HBO documentary revealed he was a "massive rear end in a top hat"
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May 28, 2019 18:08
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Elon Musk, owner of Tesla, refused to let safety measures into his warehouses because he hates the color yellow.
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May 28, 2019 18:58
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Socks4Hands posted:McDonalds locations in Austria are authorized to serve as embassies for American citizens. I need proof because this was a joke in American Dad
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May 28, 2019 22:17
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MizPiz posted:I need proof because this was a joke in American Dad google it. google every single sentence in this thread because they're all factual
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May 28, 2019 22:26
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Chokes McGee posted:Elon Musk, owner of Tesla, refused to let safety measures into his warehouses because he hates the color yellow. gently caress him yellow owns
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May 28, 2019 22:27
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Willie Tomg posted:google it. google every single sentence in this thread because they're all factual except this one
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May 28, 2019 22:31
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Department of Energy press releases refer to hydrocarbons as "molecules of US freedom"
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May 29, 2019 22:25
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A Swedish startup is betting huge on dockless pogo sticks as an alternative to rental e-scooters.
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Willie Tomg posted:Department of Energy press releases refer to hydrocarbons as "molecules of US freedom" no fuckin way they can't be that unsubtle
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Feranon posted:no fuckin way Come on, it's typical bush era Orwellianism. On topic: one of the most effective barriers to fascism in Europe is McDonald's milkshakes
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Willie Tomg posted:A Swedish startup is betting huge on dockless pogo sticks as an alternative to rental e-scooters. A swedish ad agency is fooling major tv companies, newspapers, and the internet into thinking ^ is true.
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Jun 4, 2019 00:23
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Jeff Bezos named Blue Origin such because his favorite song is Blue Monday by Orgy.
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Uber's search for a female CEO has been narrowed down to three men.
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The most sophisticated artificial intelligence technology ever developed is being used mostly for racial profiling and fake celebrity pornography
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In order to launder four-hundred and seventy billion dollars, Ukrainian oligarchs bought most of Cleveland.
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In April FBI investigators created a sockpuppet account on 8chan to spam Russiagate Truther copypasta and presumably this helped with their findings leading up to their subpoena of the admins somehow.
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Jun 17, 2019 10:04
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Uh trumps dad gave him like 400 million illegal dollars and it was a story for about 20 hours
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"N-word" is a trending topic
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Jun 18, 2019 07:44
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Elon Musk got so mad about Nier: Automata fanart he deleted his twitter.
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Jun 19, 2019 21:53
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Willie Tomg posted:Elon Musk got so mad about Nier: Automata fanart he deleted his twitter. Sadly this is incorrect. He made a tweet saying that he had deleted his twitter, took a day off, and then started tweeting again. Although that's possibly even more absurd.
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There is a major debate in the United States regarding whether "detention centers in which ethnic minorities are imprisoned en masse, including small children, and subjected to cruel and dangerous conditions" count as "concentration camps." Major Jewish advocacy organizations have suggested that calling these facilities "concentration camps" cheapens the Holocaust, primarily because they are not yet being used to actively murder millions of people.
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That second one technically had inflection so I apologize
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Over 20,000 evangelicals petitioned Netflix to cancel Amazon Prime's new show "Good Omens"
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