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christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
https://twitter.com/BillOReilly/status/1184286513166802949?s=20

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El Mero Mero
Oct 13, 2001


loving lmao how is our existence even real I mean comeon

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006
The Vatican has announced the launch of the "Click to Pray eRosary."

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
Sanders referred to climate change as an “existential threat.” Scientists agree climate change does pose a threat to humans and ecosystems, but they do not envision that climate change will obliterate all people from the planet.

Ogantai
Apr 21, 2003

Full of bologna

The president's latest appointment to the Federal Education Board is a man who writes books about the Illuminati under the penname 'Magnus Incognito'.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Ogantai posted:

The president's latest appointment to the Federal Education Board is a man who writes books about the Illuminati under the penname 'Magnus Incognito'.

No. Too far.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Reality Sinner posted:

Sanders referred to climate change as an “existential threat.” Scientists agree climate change does pose a threat to humans and ecosystems, but they do not envision that climate change will obliterate all people from the planet.

I’m actually more angry at this than any of the other fact-checks from this campaign cycle

Ogantai
Apr 21, 2003

Full of bologna

ikanreed posted:

No. Too far.

In 2019, there is no "too far".

Best Korea
Feb 15, 2012
Swift, who recently came out as straight,

Best Korea
Feb 15, 2012
The officials told The Times that a cost-benefit analysis suggested the economic burden on vape shops appeared to outweigh potential health benefits of the ban.

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




if people thought their town was all boarded up and low on tax rev before, wait until the 6 vape shops in every district close down

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006
Mitt Romney admitted to The Atlantic that he has a secret centrist-dem shitposting Twitter account under the name Pierre Delecto.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
When the other Republican members entered, Gaetz said, Democrats “took their marbles and went home.” Pressed on what that meant, he got into an elevator with several other Freedom Caucus members and left.

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006
[The President] will not throw out the first pitch because, it was reported, that he thought he would look too fat.

Helsing
Aug 23, 2003

DON'T POST IN THE ELECTION THREAD UNLESS YOU :love::love::love: JOE BIDEN
The President's personal lawyer butt dialed an NBC news reporter, leaving a 3 minute voice mail in which the lawyer could be overhead discussing how to raise "a few hundred thousand dollars" for unspecified activities.

MaxieSatan
Oct 19, 2017

critical support for anarchists
An investigation determined that the gender reveal announcement resulted in an explosion and caused a piece of debris to fly and hit the victim, the news release stated.

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006
One of the largest money laundering networks in the world right now is the collection of microtransaction marketplaces surrounding Team Fortress 2, DOTA, and Counterstrike.

MaxieSatan
Oct 19, 2017

critical support for anarchists

MaxieSatan posted:

An investigation determined that the gender reveal announcement resulted in an explosion and caused a piece of debris to fly and hit the victim, the news release stated.

Central Iowa authorities responded Sunday to an explosion at a gender reveal celebration just one day after an Iowa grandmother was killed at a similar celebration.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

MaxieSatan posted:

Central Iowa authorities responded Sunday to an explosion at a gender reveal celebration just one day after an Iowa grandmother was killed at a similar celebration.

Is Iowa the worst state in the union?

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006
Brexit got a flextension.

Akratic Method
Mar 9, 2013

It's going to pay off eventually--I'm sure of it.

Any day now.

Willie Tomg posted:

One of the largest money laundering networks in the world right now is the collection of microtransaction marketplaces surrounding Team Fortress 2, DOTA, and Counterstrike.

I saw this, and I actually want to know how that works.

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006
The President of the United States posted a photoshop of him awarding a dog the medal of honor.

Hopkins FBI
Jan 4, 2015

MY SACRED POSTING VOW IS NOTHING, FOR WHILE I STAKED MY HONOR UPON MY COMMITMENT TO NEVER SUPPORT JOSEPH R. B. JUNIOR I HAVE SCANDALOUSLY ABANDONED MY PRINCIPLES

ikanreed posted:

Is Iowa the worst state in the union?

Seth Rollins is from there, so yes.

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

Hopkins FBI posted:

Seth Rollins is from there, so yes.

#IowaIsNotCool

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006

Willie Tomg posted:

The President of the United States posted a photoshop of him awarding a dog the medal of honor.

The image was created by cutting out box selections of an actual medal of honor recipient, and pasting a dog over the black space.

MaxieSatan
Oct 19, 2017

critical support for anarchists
https://twitter.com/jdawsey1/status/1189953084937719809?s=19

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?

Brazil's president uploaded a 23-minute video to Facebook which shows him in a hotel room, weeping and yelling at the shakily-held camera while insisting that there was no connection of him or his sons to the brutal murder of an opposition politician the previous year.

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




i wish we were blessed enough for video blog trump

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006
The mania surrounding Popeye's chicken sandwich claimed another life today.

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006
Macklemore is now a magician, and is releasing a new magic-themed rap album.

MaxieSatan
Oct 19, 2017

critical support for anarchists
Well, the wizard beard is an upgrade from his last costume.

Pepperoneedy
Apr 27, 2007

Rockin' it



The Federal Aviation Administration inspector reported that the accident occurred during a low pass for a gender reveal celebration.

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006
Donald Trump Jr. surveys the fields of graves at Arlington sweeping well beyond sight and thinks to himself, "This reminds me of my relationship with my dad".

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Willie Tomg posted:

Donald Trump Jr. surveys the fields of graves at Arlington sweeping well beyond sight and thinks to himself, "This reminds me of my relationship with my dad".

Both were founded on desire to spite a racist landlord

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006
Are Russian spy-hookers targeting tech leaders and VC's at infamous Silicon Valley "cougar nights"?

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
Clearly you didn't learn from the first time. Stop trying to start fights in the chili thread. User loses posting privileges for 6 hours.

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006
Over eight hours, US Representative Paul Gosar wrote out "Epstein didn't kill himself" in a twitter acrostic that also castigated the impeachment inquiry and reaffirmed his support of President Trump.

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006
The new Bolivian President--who is NOT installed by a coup despite being escorted into power by the police and military, and the parliament not being quorate enough to confirm her on account of too many members having been beaten, arrested or exiled by the police and military--is a leading South American member of Jared Leto's cult, Echelon.

animist
Aug 28, 2018

Willie Tomg posted:

The new Bolivian President--who is NOT installed by a coup despite being escorted into power by the police and military, and the parliament not being quorate enough to confirm her on account of too many members having been beaten, arrested or exiled by the police and military--is a leading South American member of Jared Leto's cult, Echelon.

this loving thread

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Mar 26, 2010


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