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System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?

The far-right vice chancellor of Austria had to resign after footage of him coked out and trying to sell off the country's leading newspaper to an actress posing as a Russian oligarch's niece was published by German media.

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System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?

Trump postpones Denmark trip after prime minister declines to sell him Greenland

(that’s a real WaPo headline, btw)

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?

"Privately, the president had often talked about fortifying a border wall with a water-filled trench, stocked with snakes or alligators, prompting aides to seek a cost estimate. He wanted the wall electrified, with spikes on top that could pierce human flesh. After publicly suggesting that soldiers shoot migrants if they threw rocks, the president backed off when his staff told him that was illegal. But later in a meeting, aides recalled, he suggested that they shoot migrants in the legs to slow them down. That’s not allowed either, they told him."

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?

On the social media platform "Twitter", the president referred to his own "great and unmatched wisdom" and threatened to "totally destroy and obliterate" the economy of NATO alley Turkey if they should invade adjacent Syrian Kurdistan. The next day, Turkey invaded Kurdistan anyway. The White House has yet to announce any public reaction.

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?

Brazil's president uploaded a 23-minute video to Facebook which shows him in a hotel room, weeping and yelling at the shakily-held camera while insisting that there was no connection of him or his sons to the brutal murder of an opposition politician the previous year.

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System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?

The President’s children undergo mandatory training where they learn how to not defraud a charity

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