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animist
Aug 28, 2018
A fast-growing conspiracy theory states that the burning of the Notre Dame cathedral must have been arson, because old dry wood doesn't burn that quickly.

2018 thread

Willie Tomg posted:

Some feel the king of Saudi Arabia went too far in turning the site of the 2022 World Cup into an island and surrounding it with nuclear waste.

Helsing posted:

Middle class white virgins are the fastest growing and most notorious terrorist demographic.

Algund Eenboom posted:

Lindsay Lohan believed that a refugee mother was trafficking her two children, and attempted to steal them; in response the mother punched her in the face.

Office Pig posted:

One scientist stabbed another at an arctic research station because the victim would repeatedly spoil book endings.

dads friend steve posted:

Months before declaring that they fell in love with each other, the President of the United States regularly took to Twitter to personally insult the North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un.

Gum posted:

Francis Fukuyama believes that Marxist theory is needed to explain our current economic condition.

Dreylad posted:

Sinead O'Connor has converted to Islam.

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animist
Aug 28, 2018
The SomethingAwful forums, owned by libertarian Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka, are being kept afloat mostly by a steady stream of donations from staunch communists.

animist
Aug 28, 2018
The presidential administration planned to house migrant children in Guantanamo Bay, only scrapping the plan because it might be considered "bad optics".

animist
Aug 28, 2018
Several parents are upset after the television princess they named their children after went on a genocidal rampage Sunday.

animist
Aug 28, 2018
Some have accused joe biden of ripping off bernie sanders' campaign slogan, but worse.

animist
Aug 28, 2018
McDonalds UK has stopped selling milkshakes after milkshakes were thrown at several prominent neo-nazis.

animist
Aug 28, 2018

:hmmyes:

animist
Aug 28, 2018
The most sophisticated artificial intelligence technology ever developed is being used mostly for racial profiling and fake celebrity pornography

animist
Aug 28, 2018

Willie Tomg posted:

The new Bolivian President--who is NOT installed by a coup despite being escorted into power by the police and military, and the parliament not being quorate enough to confirm her on account of too many members having been beaten, arrested or exiled by the police and military--is a leading South American member of Jared Leto's cult, Echelon.

this loving thread

animist
Aug 28, 2018
A well-known electric car startup debuted their new electric truck design yesterday by smashing its windows with steel balls on a livestream.

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animist
Aug 28, 2018

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3 posted:

moses was the first wizard, therefore zionists invented magic.

the Wailing Wall is a horcrux

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