- Willie Tomg
- Feb 2, 2006
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Congressmen get into debate over "Nickelback"
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- Willie Tomg
- Feb 2, 2006
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Kamala Harris claims to have smoked weed while listening to the underground mixtapes she got from 2pac and Snoop Dogg while finishing law school.
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May 7, 2019 15:47
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- Willie Tomg
- Feb 2, 2006
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The Dutch government created a "Brexit muppet" to warn businesses about the consequences of Britain leaving the EU.
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May 7, 2019 15:47
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- Willie Tomg
- Feb 2, 2006
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Before he was Blippi, a Mister Rogers for the YouTube age, he was Steezy Grossman, and he pooped on his friend.
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May 7, 2019 15:47
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- Willie Tomg
- Feb 2, 2006
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The internal Insys video--in which employees dance around former sales VP Alec Burlakoff (who is dressed as a life-size bottle of fentanyl spray) to the tune of A$AP Rocky's "Fuckin' Problems" was shown to a jury in Boston federal court today.
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May 7, 2019 15:48
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- Willie Tomg
- Feb 2, 2006
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Multiple women have stripped naked to show their disapproval of Brexit and also their approval.
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May 7, 2019 15:48
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- Willie Tomg
- Feb 2, 2006
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U.S. Emergency Rooms are gearing up to treat an obscure condition dubbed #SCROMMITING that causes users of marijuana to simultaneously scream and vomit for extended periods of time.
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May 7, 2019 15:49
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- Willie Tomg
- Feb 2, 2006
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Five hours into the the existence of the new British centrist party (called CUK), their membership already had their first televised racial slur and also sex scandal.
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May 7, 2019 15:50
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- Willie Tomg
- Feb 2, 2006
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A mother was charged with negligent homicide when an off-duty policeman crashed into her car at 94 miles per hour.
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May 7, 2019 15:51
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- Willie Tomg
- Feb 2, 2006
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Repeating AIPAC's mission statement on their website is antisemitism.
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May 7, 2019 15:51
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- Willie Tomg
- Feb 2, 2006
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Courts allowed the parents of a West Point cadet who died in a skiing accident to save his sperm in order to continue the family lineage.
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May 7, 2019 15:52
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- Willie Tomg
- Feb 2, 2006
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Trump called Apple CEO Tim Cook “Tim Apple”
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May 7, 2019 16:00
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- Willie Tomg
- Feb 2, 2006
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A Belgian-Israeli billionaire diamond trader known for an extravagant lifestyle died during his penis enlargement surgery.
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May 7, 2019 16:01
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- Willie Tomg
- Feb 2, 2006
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Russian pranksters tricked Elliot Abrams and Juan Guaido's DC ambassador into revealing military deployment schedules and media contacts by pretending to be Swiss bankers with Russian accents.
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May 7, 2019 16:01
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- Willie Tomg
- Feb 2, 2006
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In China there is a "Delivery Bar" where men can get strapped with electrodes to experience simulated birth pains.
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May 7, 2019 16:02
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- Willie Tomg
- Feb 2, 2006
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President Donald Trump cheered Robert Kraft’s team to Super Bowl victory alongside the owner of the spa where Kraft was filmed getting a handy.
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May 7, 2019 16:02
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- Willie Tomg
- Feb 2, 2006
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A California family was furious when the hospital used a robot to tell their grandfather he was dying.
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May 7, 2019 16:02
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- Willie Tomg
- Feb 2, 2006
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A "Hawaiian war god" statue that Salesforce CEO Marc Benioff bought for $7 million and donated to a museum could, in fact, be a Tiki bar tchotchke valued at 5 grand.
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May 7, 2019 16:03
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- Willie Tomg
- Feb 2, 2006
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Mitt Romney tenderly plucks each individual birthday candle out of his cake and delicately blows it out before moving on to the next candle.
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May 7, 2019 16:03
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- Willie Tomg
- Feb 2, 2006
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Jacob Wohl reported a death threat he made to himself on a sockpuppet account pretending to be a gay Hispanic "diversity coordinator" to the Minneapolis Police and presumably the cops had some opinion.
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May 7, 2019 16:04
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- Willie Tomg
- Feb 2, 2006
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Jair Bolsonaro asked Twitter what a "golden shower" was.
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May 7, 2019 16:04
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- Willie Tomg
- Feb 2, 2006
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The shooter's last words before entering the packed mosque with weapons drawn were, "Remember lads; subscribe to Pewdiepie."
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May 7, 2019 16:04
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- Willie Tomg
- Feb 2, 2006
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In an interview the young man defended his parents' decision to falsify his high school transcripts while smoking a blunt.
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May 7, 2019 16:05
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- Willie Tomg
- Feb 2, 2006
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Nine-year-olds, or "Jackbooted Tots" as The Atlantic called them, protested Diane Feinstein's feckless attitude toward climate change.
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May 7, 2019 16:05
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- Willie Tomg
- Feb 2, 2006
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The Rev. Darryl Gray said he found a box inside his car--when the bomb squad arrived, no explosives were found but a 6-foot python was inside.
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May 7, 2019 16:06
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- Willie Tomg
- Feb 2, 2006
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Sarah Wilson, a Virginia teen, committed suicide by shooting herself through the mouth, despite having her hands handcuffed behind her back, according to medical examiner.
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May 7, 2019 16:06
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- Willie Tomg
- Feb 2, 2006
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The French EU minister named her cat "Brexit" because "he meows loudly to be let out but just stands there when I open the door."
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May 7, 2019 16:06
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- Willie Tomg
- Feb 2, 2006
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"Basically, I'm just fed up with the fact that I'm cis-gendered, I'm a white male, and I lean right, towards the Republican side," said Fears, 28, wearing a pin of the 3rd SS Panzer Division Totenkopf of the Waffen-SS.
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May 7, 2019 16:07
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- Willie Tomg
- Feb 2, 2006
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I want my wife to gently caress Beto but her boyfriend said no 
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May 7, 2019 16:07
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- Willie Tomg
- Feb 2, 2006
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Some guy stole $120,000,000 from facebook and google by sending them papers that looked kind of like bills.
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May 7, 2019 16:08
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- Willie Tomg
- Feb 2, 2006
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Look folks, John McAfee knows what consent is, and the line is drawn at "the whale must be awake."
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May 7, 2019 16:08
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- Willie Tomg
- Feb 2, 2006
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Mussolini's granddaughter was arguing with Jim Carrey and tagged President Trump into the conversation, but the band Wheatus wasn't having any of it.
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May 7, 2019 16:09
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- Willie Tomg
- Feb 2, 2006
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DMX's lawyer played "Slippin'" for the judge during his sentencing, trimming a potential five year jail term to only one.
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May 7, 2019 16:09
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- Willie Tomg
- Feb 2, 2006
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ICE tracks teenagers' menstrual cycles in custody in order to better prevent them from getting abortions so their child may be given to Betsy DeVos' charity and used to coerce them into obedience during their detention.
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May 7, 2019 16:10
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- Willie Tomg
- Feb 2, 2006
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Alcoholic Manhattan court stenographer Daniel Kochanski wreaked havoc on some 30 court cases after typing 'gibberish' instead of documenting speech, at one point 'going Shining' and repeatedly typing 'I hate my job'.
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May 7, 2019 16:10
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- Willie Tomg
- Feb 2, 2006
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The first orbital billboard was purchased by PepsiCo, which used the new technology to promote a "campaign against stereotypes and unjustified prejudices against gamers" on behalf of an energy drink called Adrenaline Rush.
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May 7, 2019 16:10
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- Willie Tomg
- Feb 2, 2006
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The only thing standing in the way of Herman Cain running the US Federal Reserve Bank is a woman named Ginger White threatening to describe Cain's penis in excruciating detail.
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May 7, 2019 16:10
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- Willie Tomg
- Feb 2, 2006
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The actor who plays the dad in Get Out is tremendously excited for Pete Buttigieg's presidential campaign.
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May 7, 2019 16:11
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- Willie Tomg
- Feb 2, 2006
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Burger King introduced a range of boxed deals called “Real Meals,” including the Pissed Meal, Blue Meal, Yaaas Meal and DGAF Meal, as part of Mental Health Awareness Month.
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May 7, 2019 16:11
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- Willie Tomg
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A Rogue Coder Turned a Parking Spot into a Coworking Space and People Loved It
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