- El_Elegante
- Jul 3, 2004
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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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enterprise grade, enterprise grade
running the things for the free trade
does it run? on custom hardware
enterprise grade
is it installed, and is it to spec?
when its under load will we cut a check?
or does the vendor cut it instead?
nobody known, enterprise grade
enterprise grade, enterprise grade.
enterprise grade versus con-sumer grade.
it’s all dumb poo poo, nobody wins.
enterprise grade
oracle man, oracle man
lawyers of the entire enterprise man
usually kind to google men
oracle man
an enterprise with a coding hand,
a lawyer hand and a db hand
when they meet, unhappy land
powerful man, oracle man
programming man, programming man
uses enterprise bought by business man
lives his life on the forums bland
programming man
is he a goon, or is he in sales?
either way he feels totally worthless
who came up with goony man?
degraded man, programming man
enterprise grade, enterprise grade.
enterprise grade versus con-sumer grade.
it’s all dumb poo poo, nobody wins.
enterprise grade
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- El_Elegante
- Jul 3, 2004
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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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*points to dilznick*
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- El_Elegante
- Jul 3, 2004
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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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i had to help some dude on a government issued laptop and it took up to 30 minutes to boot and connect to the VPN because it had to do a virus scan every connection. then sometimes, according to the guy, "it would just freeze so i reboot". he spends the first half hour of his day waiting for the machine to connect. also if he walks away and takes his CAC out it will require a reconnect, of course.
this is a relatively recent laptop running win 7.
by help did you just euthanize him or what
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