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| Roderick called in sick for work today because I poo poo his pants | |
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Apr 25, 2019 00:48
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Excuse me? I thought we were friends and friends PISS!!! and poo poo!!!! each other's pants??? |
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Apr 25, 2019 00:49
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can't poo poo my pants if I never wear pants. *guy pointing at head*
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Apr 25, 2019 01:24
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you can poo poo your friends and you can poo poo your pants, but you can't poo poo your friend's pants
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Apr 25, 2019 01:53
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:you can poo poo your friends and you can poo poo your pants, but you can't poo poo your friend's pants just watch me bithc
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Apr 25, 2019 01:59
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“whoever smelt it dealt it” oh word? check your pants buddy |
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Apr 25, 2019 03:08
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"dude. I need your pants real quick."
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Apr 25, 2019 03:38
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Shidded inem pants de mein bro yo. |
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Apr 25, 2019 03:49
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 I poo poo your pants. I poo poo them up!
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Apr 25, 2019 03:56
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Lemme shid in ye pahnts meh bru. |
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Apr 25, 2019 03:57
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farded an shidded in my friends pants, my good friend putty
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Apr 25, 2019 04:47
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ugh food poisoning is the worst. sorry Keith, but that's what you get for eating all those dirty water dogs with ketchup instead of mustard
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Apr 25, 2019 04:48
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hamjobs posted:farded an shidded in my friends pants, my good friend putty Deng awld shidded in de pents agoyn. |
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Apr 25, 2019 04:50
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:
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Apr 25, 2019 05:19
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I'll poo poo your pants if you pay me for it... |
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Apr 25, 2019 10:11
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Diarrhea so bad, I poo poo your pants. |
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Apr 25, 2019 12:03
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...from three rooms over!!!!! |
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Apr 25, 2019 12:23
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I'm not. That. Innocent! |
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Apr 25, 2019 12:25
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this is a technique known only by the most advanced kung fu masters |
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Apr 25, 2019 13:11
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https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Apr 25, 2019 13:23
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Chrs Gry posted:this is a technique known only by the most advanced kung fu masters "Daniel-san, man who can poo poo pants of opponent can do anything." "Eyyy, that's amazing Mr Miyagi, I didn't even feel you crapping my pants!!" "Keep practicing wipe on, wipe rear end Daniel-San."
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Apr 25, 2019 13:26
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Aim with your butt, compress everything and then fire in the hole!!
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Apr 25, 2019 14:05
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there is no try, only poo poo or do not poo poo your pants daniel-san
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Apr 25, 2019 15:24
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:
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Apr 25, 2019 16:00
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Vader: No Luke, I poo poo your pants. Luke: I don't believe it... that's not true.
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Apr 25, 2019 16:13
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making GBS threads in the pants from the sisterhood of the traveling pant, causing the entirety of womanhood to simultaneously feel embarrassed and uncomfortable "oops, I poo poo our pants" |
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Apr 25, 2019 16:22
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Kylo Ren: I'm being torn apart. I want to be free of this pain. I know what I have to do but I don't know if I have the strength to do it. Will you help me? Han Solo: Yes. anything. *Kylo Ren shits Han Solo’s pants so hard that he loses his balance and falls off the walkway* |
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Apr 25, 2019 16:23
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Chrs Gry posted:Kylo Ren: I'm being torn apart. I want to be free of this pain. I know what I have to do but I don't know if I have the strength to do it. Will you help me? meesa shits everyone's pants this time annie!
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Apr 25, 2019 16:25
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Having finally acquired all of the infinity stones, Thanos snaps his fingers and shits the pants of half the universe |
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Apr 25, 2019 16:30
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Chrs Gry posted:Having finally acquired all of the infinity stones, Thanos snaps his fingers and shits the pants of half the universe billions of dollar earned later: lol hahah lmao universe shits your pants, Thanos - that's infinity corn, not stones! *fade out to aging actors being given undue respect and low key lamenting all the far more interesting female characters*
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Apr 25, 2019 16:34
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*Darth Vader test fires the PantShitter Star* Obi-Wan: I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of pants suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly shat. |
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Apr 25, 2019 16:43
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Chrs Gry posted:*Darth Vader test fires the PantShitter Star* Yoda lied, pants were dyed (brown) e: help me Obi-Wan, you're the only one nearby with a fresh set of trousers!
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Apr 25, 2019 16:47
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Hey, I've got some bad news about those pants I borrowed |
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Apr 25, 2019 17:00
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yeeeeeeeeah I'm gonna need you to bring your pants in on saaaaaturdaaaay
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Apr 25, 2019 17:45
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*the Ark of the Covenant is opened, revealing only sand. A ghostly glow appears from inside. DR. JONES, tied to a stake with MARION looks on warily. Suddenly, aetherial spirits start rising from the Ark. Nazis step back in trepidation* DR. JONES: Marion, don't smell it. Close your mouth Marion, don't smell it no matter what happens. *ghostly spirits soar around the bewildered Nazis passing though their noses and mouths and butts. RENE stares at an approaching spirit with awe and rapture* RENE: It's beautiful!! *the spirit suddenly reveals a horrific visage. MAJ. TOHT screams* MARION: Indy! DR. JONES: Don't sniff Marion, keep your mouth shut! *a bright beam of light rises from the Ark and engulfs RENE. Beams of light shoot from his mouth chaining through all the surrounding Nazis mouths. Intense making GBS threads and flatulence sounds are heard. The Nazis collapse in discomfort, clutching their asses. Close-ups of RENE, TOHT, and DIETRICH faces screaming in agony, then close-ups of their butts as liquid poo poo flows through their pants, finally settling on RENE's rear end, which explodes violently with poo poo* *clouds of greenish flatulence blast past DR. JONES and MARION tied to their stake. The gas blasts the Nazis up into the heavens, finally withdrawing back into the Ark, its lid dropping back on top, sealing it* Finger Prince fucked around with this message at 18:09 on Apr 25, 2019 |
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Apr 25, 2019 17:50
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My pants smell great God Im so lonely |
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Apr 25, 2019 18:08
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*shits own pants to pretend i have a really funny and talented friend* |
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Apr 25, 2019 18:09
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Me, hosed up fetishist: poo poo my pants, baby! Her: You did what? Me: No, poo poo my pants! |
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terminator: i need your pants |
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