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vanisher

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# ? Apr 25, 2019 22:35

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# ? May 15, 2024 16:38

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Finger Prince posted:

*the Ark of the Covenant is opened, revealing only sand. A ghostly glow appears from inside. DR. JONES, tied to a stake with MARION looks on warily. Suddenly, aetherial spirits start rising from the Ark. Nazis step back in trepidation*

DR. JONES: Marion, don't smell it. Close your mouth Marion, don't smell it no matter what happens.

*ghostly spirits soar around the bewildered Nazis passing though their noses and mouths and butts. RENE stares at an approaching spirit with awe and rapture*

RENE: It's beautiful!!

*the spirit suddenly reveals a horrific visage. MAJ. TOHT screams*

MARION: Indy!

DR. JONES: Don't sniff Marion, keep your mouth shut!

*a bright beam of light rises from the Ark and engulfs RENE. Beams of light shoot from his mouth chaining through all the surrounding Nazis mouths. Intense making GBS threads and flatulence sounds are heard. The Nazis collapse in discomfort, clutching their asses. Close-ups of RENE, TOHT, and DIETRICH faces screaming in agony, then close-ups of their butts as liquid poo poo flows through their pants, finally settling on RENE's rear end, which explodes violently with poo poo*

*clouds of greenish flatulence blast past DR. JONES and MARION tied to their stake. The gas blasts the Nazis up into the heavens, finally withdrawing back into the Ark, its lid dropping back on top, sealing it*

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? Apr 25, 2019 22:39

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

The "Stand By Me" pie-eating contest scene but pant-making GBS threads instead

# ? Apr 25, 2019 22:40

google THIS

Barbossa: Ten years, Jack, and now you waste your poo poo!

Will Turner: He didn't waste it! (drops the last cursed coin into the chest, stained with brown)

(Barbossa gasps. He twists just in time to see a brown stain on the back of his pants rapidly spreading outward)

Barbossa: I feel...warm. (collapses)

# ? Apr 26, 2019 00:27

Goons Are Gifts

google THIS posted:

Barbossa: Ten years, Jack, and now you waste your poo poo!

Will Turner: He didn't waste it! (drops the last cursed coin into the chest, stained with brown)

(Barbossa gasps. He twists just in time to see a brown stain on the back of his pants rapidly spreading outward)

Barbossa: I feel...warm. (collapses)

# ? Apr 26, 2019 02:40

Farecoal: There he go

"37! My girlfriend poo poo 37 pants!"

"In a row?"

# ? Apr 26, 2019 04:18

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Farecoal posted:

"37! My girlfriend poo poo 37 pants!"

"In a row?"

# ? Apr 26, 2019 07:23

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Try not to poo poo any pants on the way to the parking lot.

# ? Apr 26, 2019 07:30

Chrs

insane scientist sews a chain of pants together leg to waist to create a centipant. He then shits the top pair and marvels as the poo poo trickles down the legs and the pants start making GBS threads each other.

# ? Apr 26, 2019 08:52

Uxzuigal: Chill Berserker Dude

safety!
Safety-poop!

Ah we can poop if we want to, we can leave your friends behind
Cause your friends don't poop and if they don't poop
Well they're are no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to, a place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind,
And we can poop

We can poop if we want to, we can leave your friends behind
Cause your friends don't poop and if they don't poop
Well they're are no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to a place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind
And we can poop.

Poops!
Ah we can go when we want to the night is young and so am i
And we can dress real neat from our hats to our feet
And surprise 'em with the victory cry

I say we can act if want to if we don't nobody will
And you can act real rude and totally removed
And i can act like an imbecile
I say we canpoop, we can poop everything out control
We can poop, we can poop we're doing it wall to wall
We can poop, we can poop everybody look at your hands
We can poop, we can poop everybody takin' the chance
Safety poop
Oh well the safety poop
Ah yes the safety poop

Safety
Safety-poop

We can poop if we want to, we've got all your life and mine
As long as we abuse it, never gonna lose it
Everything'll work out right
I say, we can poop if we want to we can leave your friends behind
Cause your friends don't poop and if they don't poop
Well they're are no friends of mine
I say we can poop, we can poop everything out of control
We can poop, we can poop we're doing it wall to wall
We can poop, we can poop everybody look at your hands
We can poop, we can poop everybody's takin' the chance

Oh well the safety poop
Ah yes the safety poop
Oh well the safety poop
Oh well the safety poop
Oh yes the safety poop
Oh the safety poop yeah
Oh it's the safety poop
It's the safety poop
Well it's the safety poop
Oh it's the safety poop
Oh it's the safety poop
Oh it's the safety poop
Oh it's the safety poop

<3 <3 Vanisher

# ? Apr 26, 2019 10:00

Goons Are Gifts

Uxzuigal posted:

safety!
Safety-poop!

Ah we can poop if we want to, we can leave your friends behind
Cause your friends don't poop and if they don't poop
Well they're are no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to, a place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind,
And we can poop

We can poop if we want to, we can leave your friends behind
Cause your friends don't poop and if they don't poop
Well they're are no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to a place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind
And we can poop.

Poops!
Ah we can go when we want to the night is young and so am i
And we can dress real neat from our hats to our feet
And surprise 'em with the victory cry

I say we can act if want to if we don't nobody will
And you can act real rude and totally removed
And i can act like an imbecile
I say we canpoop, we can poop everything out control
We can poop, we can poop we're doing it wall to wall
We can poop, we can poop everybody look at your hands
We can poop, we can poop everybody takin' the chance
Safety poop
Oh well the safety poop
Ah yes the safety poop

Safety
Safety-poop

We can poop if we want to, we've got all your life and mine
As long as we abuse it, never gonna lose it
Everything'll work out right
I say, we can poop if we want to we can leave your friends behind
Cause your friends don't poop and if they don't poop
Well they're are no friends of mine
I say we can poop, we can poop everything out of control
We can poop, we can poop we're doing it wall to wall
We can poop, we can poop everybody look at your hands
We can poop, we can poop everybody's takin' the chance

Oh well the safety poop
Ah yes the safety poop
Oh well the safety poop
Oh well the safety poop
Oh yes the safety poop
Oh the safety poop yeah
Oh it's the safety poop
It's the safety poop
Well it's the safety poop
Oh it's the safety poop
Oh it's the safety poop
Oh it's the safety poop
Oh it's the safety poop

# ? Apr 26, 2019 12:15

Homo Simpson: by Smythe

Farecoal posted:

"37! My girlfriend poo poo 37 pants!"

"In a row?"

# ? Apr 26, 2019 12:21

Stoner Sloth

Farecoal posted:

"37! My girlfriend poo poo 37 pants!"

"In a row?"

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Try not to poo poo any pants on the way to the parking lot.

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# ? Apr 26, 2019 12:30

Karate Bastard

Finger Prince posted:

*the Ark of the Covenant is opened, revealing only sand. A ghostly glow appears from inside. DR. JONES, tied to a stake with MARION looks on warily. Suddenly, aetherial spirits start rising from the Ark. Nazis step back in trepidation*

DR. JONES: Marion, don't smell it. Close your mouth Marion, don't smell it no matter what happens.

*ghostly spirits soar around the bewildered Nazis passing though their noses and mouths and butts. RENE stares at an approaching spirit with awe and rapture*

RENE: It's beautiful!!

*the spirit suddenly reveals a horrific visage. MAJ. TOHT screams*

MARION: Indy!

DR. JONES: Don't sniff Marion, keep your mouth shut!

*a bright beam of light rises from the Ark and engulfs RENE. Beams of light shoot from his mouth chaining through all the surrounding Nazis mouths. Intense making GBS threads and flatulence sounds are heard. The Nazis collapse in discomfort, clutching their asses. Close-ups of RENE, TOHT, and DIETRICH faces screaming in agony, then close-ups of their butts as liquid poo poo flows through their pants, finally settling on RENE's rear end, which explodes violently with poo poo*

*clouds of greenish flatulence blast past DR. JONES and MARION tied to their stake. The gas blasts the Nazis up into the heavens, finally withdrawing back into the Ark, its lid dropping back on top, sealing it*

Meanwhile, in Hitler's bunker.

VAT DER SCHEIß??????????!

# ? Apr 27, 2019 10:20

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

i went back in time and shat hitler's pants

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# ? Apr 27, 2019 12:00

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Nosfereefer posted:

i went back in time and shat hitler's pants

The hero we need

# ? Apr 27, 2019 12:48

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

I've poo poo pants you people wouldn't believe. Wrinkle-free chinos on fire off the hip of Orion. I watched poo poo-streams glitter in the leg near the Tannh�user Gate. All those trousers will be lost in time, like piss in rain. Time to die.

# ? Apr 27, 2019 12:49

Stoner Sloth

5'd

# ? Apr 27, 2019 14:33

FreshCutFries

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

I poo poo your pants. I poo poo them up!

Nosfereefer posted:

terminator: i need your pants

# ? Apr 27, 2019 16:25

Uxzuigal: Chill Berserker Dude

Criminal shits his pants.
Eastwood: Ask yourself this 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do you, punk?

<3 <3 Vanisher

# ? Apr 27, 2019 16:37

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PANT poo poo A TURD INTO MY LEOTRADS. IT�S WARM AND PASTEY AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES YOU SEE IN BALLET. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME PLIE OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY DID DEEP KNEE BENDS WITH A PANTS FULL OF POOP. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE BALLET MOVES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY DOING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? Apr 27, 2019 17:14

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Splatmaster posted:

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PANT poo poo A TURD INTO MY LEOTRADS. IT’S WARM AND PASTEY AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES YOU SEE IN BALLET. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME PLIE OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY DID DEEP KNEE BENDS WITH A PANTS FULL OF POOP. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE BALLET MOVES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY DOING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng

Holy gently caress

# ? Apr 27, 2019 17:48

Karate Bastard

Dude you hand that tutu back this instant. It's not yours. It doesn't even fit.

# ? Apr 27, 2019 17:54

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Karate Bastard posted:

Dude you hand that tutu back this instant. It's not yours. It doesn't even fit.

tutu more like dudu

# ? Apr 27, 2019 18:52

ToxicSlurpee: -=SEND HELP=-

oh hey thanks man now i don't have to do it myself

saves me a lot of trouble

I'm sewage flavored.

# ? Apr 27, 2019 19:19

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

It's the final battle. The Super Teens are in trouble. Their plan could have worked, but they were defeated at every turn and all seemed lost. The villain was about to deliver the final blow when Fanny, the girl who was still waiting to discover her powers started to mutter, "Guys. Guys! I finally know what my super power is!" Even the bad guys stopped and stared. She closed here eyes and hovered into the air, a faint brown glow grew brighter and brighter until it was almost blinding. She opened her eyes and with a terrible wail, EVERYONE knew her awesome and terrible strength.

# ? Apr 27, 2019 20:32

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

You can poo poo your friends and you can poo poo your pants and now you can poo poo your friends pants

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# ? Apr 27, 2019 20:52

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

It's the final battle. The Super Teens are in trouble. Their plan could have worked, but they were defeated at every turn and all seemed lost. The villain was about to deliver the final blow when Fanny, the girl who was still waiting to discover her powers started to mutter, "Guys. Guys! I finally know what my super power is!" Even the bad guys stopped and stared. She closed here eyes and hovered into the air, a faint brown glow grew brighter and brighter until it was almost blinding. She opened her eyes and with a terrible wail, EVERYONE knew her awesome and terrible strength.

I forgot to mention that her super hero name is Brown Note

# ? Apr 27, 2019 23:25

google THIS

Were you controlling your sphincter, Neo? Or were you looking at the lady in brown?

# ? Apr 27, 2019 23:38

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Every time some nerd tries to figure out the science behind it, the jocks grunt and squat in unison.

# ? Apr 28, 2019 01:54

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

*Me obviously straining and grunting in the middle of the floor at work with a slight bend to my knees*

Boss: What are you doing?

Me: Nothing bro calm

*Grunting and straining and huffing and puffing*

Boss: Seriously

Me: Yo it's fine for real

*Just exerting face red grunt low rumbling growl*

Me: Aaaaah poo poo!! *A massive wet brown gunk procession splatters out of my rear end all over my pants violently spilling out the legs like farts blossoming around a fat turd*

Boss: Oh my God

Me: Yo I poo poo myself imma head home early

# ? Apr 28, 2019 19:38

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

*Me obviously straining and grunting in the middle of the floor at work with a slight bend to my knees*

Boss: What are you doing?

Me: Nothing bro calm

*Grunting and straining and huffing and puffing*

Boss: Seriously

Me: Yo it's fine for real

*Just exerting face red grunt low rumbling growl*

Me: Aaaaah poo poo!! *A massive wet brown gunk procession splatters out of my rear end all over my pants violently spilling out the legs like farts blossoming around a fat turd*

Boss: Oh my God

Me: Yo I poo poo myself imma head home early

this is the outcome about half of the time when I'm tryna poo poo someone else's pants unforch it's p hit or miss with me

# ? Apr 28, 2019 19:54

Karate Bastard

They say the old masters were able to poo poo the pants from around a corner

# ? Apr 28, 2019 21:02

Uxzuigal: Chill Berserker Dude

PSA:
Blaming someone else when making GBS threads your OWN pants does not work.

<3 <3 Vanisher

# ? Apr 28, 2019 21:41

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Dad: Pull my finger!

Son: No way, you're just gonna fart and mom'll yell!

Dad: No, I promise! I won't fart. It's a magic trick!

Son: Hmmm... magic, huh? You promise?

Dad: Cross my heart and hope to poop your pants!

Son: Huh?

Dad: Never mind. Pull my finger!

Son: Fine. **pulls finger**

Son: ...

Son: GOD DAMMIT!!!!!

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# ? Apr 28, 2019 22:02

Goons Are Gifts

The Pokemon attack surf and mud bomb get a whole new meaning here really

# ? Apr 28, 2019 23:52

Goons Are Gifts

Splatmaster posted:

Dad: Pull my finger!

Son: No way, you're just gonna fart and mom'll yell!

Dad: No, I promise! I won't fart. It's a magic trick!

Son: Hmmm... magic, huh? You promise?

Dad: Cross my heart and hope to poop your pants!

Son: Huh?

Dad: Never mind. Pull my finger!

Son: Fine. **pulls finger**

Son: ...

Son: GOD DAMMIT!!!!!

# ? Apr 28, 2019 23:52

Twenty Four

Gonna poo poo your pants, the only question is if I will be wearing them at the time or if you will be.

# ? Apr 29, 2019 03:58

Finger Prince

I know what you're thinking. "Did he fart six sharts or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is sodium phosphate, the most powerful laxative in the world, and would poo poo your pants clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?

# ? Apr 29, 2019 05:08

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# ? May 15, 2024 16:38

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

I'm in ur base, making GBS threads ur pantz

# ? Apr 29, 2019 06:13

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