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Karate Bastard

I bet Usain Bolt could poo poo a dozen pants if he took a running jump.

# ? Apr 29, 2019 06:26

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# ? May 15, 2024 06:09

Stoner Sloth

Karate Bastard posted:

I bet Usain Bolt could poo poo a dozen pants if he took a running jump.

And yet a skilled pole vaulter could poo poo more than that with a running jump. :rimshot:

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# ? Apr 29, 2019 15:37

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Instant poo poo transmission

# ? Apr 29, 2019 18:20

Karate Bastard

Trampoline diving. So much wasted potential. So many somersaults and nary a pant in sight.

# ? Apr 29, 2019 18:32

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

Quantum poo poo entanglement

# ? Apr 29, 2019 18:32

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Schr�dinger's Pants: Did he or didn't he?

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# ? Apr 29, 2019 19:52

google THIS

Splatmaster posted:

Schr�dinger's Pants: Did he or didn't he?

Whoever observed it served it

# ? Apr 29, 2019 19:56

Karate Bastard

Some say black holes may be coupled with white holes through gravitational warping of spacetime ultrastructure, so that matter going in one may come hurtling out the other, at velocities close to the speed of light.

# ? Apr 29, 2019 21:26

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

Even if you can't directly observe what happened on the other side of the event horizon, the smell is a dead giveaway.

# ? Apr 29, 2019 21:30

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

google THIS posted:

Whoever observed it served it

# ? Apr 29, 2019 22:46

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

I was born with a permanent quantum entanglement with my twin brother. any time one of us shits his pants, the other will have also poo poo their pants, but only if it is observed. Because of this, I haven't checked my pants in years, and am terrified of the day when either I or someone else mistakenly checks my pants, and years of possible poopies spring into existence.

# ? Apr 29, 2019 22:56

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Our 5-year mission: To boldly go into everyone's pants

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# ? Apr 29, 2019 23:01

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I, a piece of poo poo, can see myself in your pants.

# ? Apr 29, 2019 23:36

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Splatmaster posted:

Our 5-year mission: To boldly go into everyone's pants

I think I just downloaded the Captain's log

# ? Apr 29, 2019 23:45

Twenty Four

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I, a piece of poo poo, can see myself in your pants.

lol

# ? Apr 29, 2019 23:46

bean mom

you can poo poo your friends,

you can poo poo your pants

but you cant poo poo your friend's p--wait whats this im being told?

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# ? Apr 30, 2019 14:03

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Zyla posted:

you can poo poo your friends,

you can poo poo your pants

but you cant poo poo your friend's p--wait whats this im being told?

We're living in the Upside Down now!

Splatmaster posted:

You can poo poo your friends and you can poo poo your pants and now you can poo poo your friends pants

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# ? Apr 30, 2019 15:31

Karate Bastard

Me, cramming pants into my anus: drat these better be my pants.

# ? Apr 30, 2019 20:45

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Karate Bastard posted:

Me, cramming pants into my anus: drat these better be my pants.

Parachute pants high colonics for everyone this month, at the Gap!

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# ? Apr 30, 2019 21:18

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# ? May 1, 2019 01:17

TOOT BOOT

I felt like I had to fart but I was mistaken and I poo poo your pants instead

# ? May 1, 2019 01:48

Stoner Sloth

TOOT BOOT posted:

I felt like I had to fart but I was mistaken and I poo poo your pants instead

pro tier username/post combo

# ? May 1, 2019 02:13

kalel

Barking Gecko posted:

Even if you can't directly observe what happened on the other side of the event horizon, the smell is a dead giveaway.

# ? May 1, 2019 02:39

kalel

I thought I had everybody on my side
But I went and blew it, all sky high
And now she won't even spare a passing glance
All just because I *thppbbbttt* poo poo her pants

# ? May 1, 2019 02:43

Spider Man: by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

SciFiDownBeat posted:

I thought I had everybody on my side
But I went and blew it, all sky high
And now she won't even spare a passing glance
All just because I *thppbbbttt* poo poo her pants

# ? May 1, 2019 04:25

google THIS

SciFiDownBeat posted:

I thought I had everybody on my side
But I went and blew it, all sky high
And now she won't even spare a passing glance
All just because I *thppbbbttt* poo poo her pants

# ? May 1, 2019 05:05

Goons Are Gifts

SciFiDownBeat posted:

I thought I had everybody on my side
But I went and blew it, all sky high
And now she won't even spare a passing glance
All just because I *thppbbbttt* poo poo her pants

# ? May 1, 2019 12:56

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

SciFiDownBeat posted:

I thought I had everybody on my side
But I went and blew it, all sky high
And now she won't even spare a passing glance
All just because I *thppbbbttt* poo poo her pants

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# ? May 1, 2019 14:34

Farecoal: There he go

SciFiDownBeat posted:

I thought I had everybody on my side
But I went and blew it, all sky high
And now she won't even spare a passing glance
All just because I *thppbbbttt* poo poo her pants

# ? May 1, 2019 16:07