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I haven't read any of this thread but I'm going to say it would be cool if Wendy's breakfast menu were openly horny
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looked up a picture of the real Wendy and....lol
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Apr 29, 2019 18:28
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The pain in those eyes is just crazy. Wendy, honey, I'm sorry this happened to you
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Apr 29, 2019 18:29
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Dave Thomas obviously sold the soul of his daughter to a demon who trapped her in a hell dimension where every second is a billion years of torture, and he didn't even ask the demon to make a breakfast menu. smdh
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Dave Thomas obviously sold the soul of his daughter to a demon who trapped her in a hell dimension where every second is a billion years of torture, and he didn't even ask the demon to make a breakfast menu. smdh
On-fire demon: look we just dont know if the market conditions warrant a breakfast menu at this time. Our guest research shows 19-22 year olds are the primary demographic and the sales trends across 33 markets are leaning heavily to value choices.
Dave Thomas: I dont understand, do you need another one of my daughters?
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Apr 29, 2019 18:56
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it's a free country u pervs
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lol at all of these craveables
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Apr 29, 2019 18:59
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One day nearer spring
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Id like bean please
"You want cheese on it?"
Does it come with cheese or are you upselling my bean
-- egg sandwich with way too much ranch dressing
-- sausage and egg sandwich with way too much ranch dressing
-- chicken on a biscuit with, you guessed it
-- bacon and egg sandwich with...wait that not an egg it's just congealed ranch dressing
-- breakfast "go wrap" (rolled tortilla filled with ranch dressing and only ranch dressing, just like the lunch version except the breakfast version has a crude drawing of a sunrise on the paper wrapper)
-- 100 sassy tweets about how Wendy's ranch dressing is fresh never frozen (low fat option)
-- seafood breakfast "go wrap" (rolled tortilla filled with tartar sauce and ranch dressing in equal parts, for Lent)
Honestly Wendy's and Hidden Valley need to team up
wendy's breakfast menu includes a buttery belgian waffle topped with strawberries and real whipped cream, decadent brioche french toast with house made blueberry maple syrup, farm fresh organic eggs poached in a rich spicy salsa topped with cotija, and artisanal niman ranch breakfast sausage with hash browns crisped in duck fat
your breakfast menu, on the other hand, consists of wonder bread with or without velveeta
we're proud of wendy's breakfast menu and sorry we can't offer it directly to you
On-fire demon: look we just dont know if the market conditions warrant a breakfast menu at this time. Our guest research shows 19-22 year olds are the primary demographic and the sales trends across 33 markets are leaning heavily to value choices.
Dave Thomas: I dont understand, do you need another one of my daughters?
The pain in those eyes is just crazy. Wendy, honey, I'm sorry this happened to you
Dave Thomas obviously sold the soul of his daughter to a demon who trapped her in a hell dimension where every second is a billion years of torture, and he didn't even ask the demon to make a breakfast menu. smdh
I'm on mobil so I probably missed s bunch but lol this thread got really good really fast
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Apr 29, 2019 19:23
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Apr 29, 2019 19:24
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Dave: My dear, when I look at you, I think of a hamburger that's a different shape than its bun.
Wendy: Why, because the world will love me even though I'm unique and different?
Dave: No, because I'm going to sell you for $2.99.
Satan: And go easy on the ranch dressing this time!
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Apr 29, 2019 19:30
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breakfast memories: getting my live chicken in a bag for $2.99 and only a cup for water then slyly going to the soda fountain to fill it up with ranch dressing
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Apr 29, 2019 19:41
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breakfast memories: getting my live chicken in a bag for $2.99 and only a cup for water then slyly going to the soda fountain to fill it up with ranch dressing
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Apr 29, 2019 19:44
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breakfast memories: getting my live chicken in a bag for $2.99 and only a cup for water then slyly going to the soda fountain to fill it up with ranch dressing
lmao
spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot
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Apr 29, 2019 19:45
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customer: yes I'd like some breakfast please but your menu just says "soup, salad, or sandwich?" with the question mark at the end
wendy's employee: that's right
customer: well . . . I'm confused, do I get a choice?
wendy's emp (sighing): look, do you know what you want for breakfast?
customer: yes, I want scrambled eggs with bacon
wendy's emp: can you tell me whether that is a soup, a salad, or a sandwich?
customer: uh . . . a . . . sandwich I guess?
wendy's emp: wrong. next customer
spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot
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breakfast memories: getting my live chicken in a bag for $2.99 and only a cup for water then slyly going to the soda fountain to fill it up with ranch dressing
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Apr 29, 2019 19:46
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sup #entitlitos
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getting the side eye from the octogenarian breakfast club for asking if they have chipotle ranch for my go wrap
 
vanisher = sig champ
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Apr 29, 2019 20:32
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I think you meant to go to Wendies
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Apr 29, 2019 20:59
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disclaimer: wendy's breakfast menu is divided into two parts. the first part is quite ordinary, containing conventional breakfast items with a delicious wendy's twist. the very banality and innocence of the first part permits the full effect of the second part to land like a blow upon your very sanity. even a glimpse of the second part will draw the viewer in irresistably, leading them with inescapable force down a path of screaming otherworldly madness. customer discretion is advised!
They call it The King in Orange Juice.
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Apr 29, 2019 21:11
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try our new carcosa cola!
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Apr 29, 2019 22:27
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- google THIS
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Apr 30, 2019 00:12
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Apr 30, 2019 00:21
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thinkin bout breakfast and how much I would like some irl rn
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Apr 30, 2019 13:27
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FALSE SLACK
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wendy's breakfast menu includes a buttery belgian waffle topped with strawberries and real whipped cream, decadent brioche french toast with house made blueberry maple syrup, farm fresh organic eggs poached in a rich spicy salsa topped with cotija, and artisanal niman ranch breakfast sausage with hash browns crisped in duck fat
your breakfast menu, on the other hand, consists of wonder bread with or without velveeta
we're proud of wendy's breakfast menu and sorry we can't offer it directly to you
still, sometimes it's nice to see how the other half live
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Apr 30, 2019 23:27
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It's definitely not everywhere, but we might as well pack it in since the breakfast baconator is a real thing.
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May 3, 2019 14:57
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burger king unhappy meals, to raise awareness for Mental Health Awareness Month, are a real thing, and not a hallucination
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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!
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i find this v upsetting
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