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google THIS posted:It's definitely not everywhere, but we might as well pack it in since the breakfast baconator is a real thing. yep, well we had a good run of it *unceremoniously pours a whole gallon of Hidden Valley down the drain * |
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cda posted:burger king unhappy meals, to raise awareness for Mental Health Awareness Month, are a real thing, and not a hallucination Unhinged Meal coming soon |
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mcdonalds now offers the controversial "bully meal®" for $5 which includes: 1 small clod of dirt inside a hamburger wrapper 1 small french fry bag stuffed with grass 1 "grab bag" with various bugs and earthworms 1 orange inside a gym sock to inflict maximum amounts of pain without leaving significant bruising |
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Luvcow posted:mcdonalds now offers the controversial "bully meal®" for $5 which includes:
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May 3, 2019 16:44
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just an idea, but how about...a "chill meal"
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May 3, 2019 16:52
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maple bacon frosty topped with real bacon? sure, why not. a ribbon of real maple syrup? you betcha. |
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prepuce repurposed posted:i find this v upsetting Same, there's literally things on this menu that we thought we made up and it's worse then we thought
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hamjobs posted:Same, there's literally things on this menu that we thought we made up and it's worse then we thought  e.g. https://menu.wendys.com/en_US/product/maple-bacon-chicken-croissant/ |
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May 3, 2019 17:35
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that's only part 1 of the menu |
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The Nyarlathotep crawling chaos croissant The Shub-Niggurath special breakfast "It's one in a thousand!" |
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Barking Gecko posted:The Nyarlathotep crawling chaos croissant super size your meal to get extra tentacle
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the "dolorous meals" are packed into a child-sized non-euclidean box from which the mindless piping of flutes drifts insolently |
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May 3, 2019 18:11
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When the slumbering Old Ones awaken, they'll be coming to Burger King for breakfast! |
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Barking Gecko posted:When the slumbering Old Ones awaken, they'll be coming to Burger King for breakfast! Glad to know we at least have a proper weapon against them if needed. Thank you wen'dys
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Only one restaurant satisfies the many mouths of Yog Sothoth.
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Barking Gecko posted:The Nyarlathotep crawling chaos croissant Manifisto posted:super size your meal to get extra tentacle Manifisto posted:the "dolorous meals" are packed into a child-sized non-euclidean box from which the mindless piping of flutes drifts insolently Barking Gecko posted:When the slumbering Old Ones awaken, they'll be coming to Burger King for breakfast! Goons Are Great posted:Glad to know we at least have a proper weapon against them if needed. Gross Dude posted:Only one restaurant satisfy the many mouths of Yog Sothoth. lmao |
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May 3, 2019 18:24
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each happy meal® comes with a puzzle, one of eight different toys and a page from the necronomicon. can you collect them all and assemble the entire book?!? |
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Luvcow posted:necronom-nom-nomicon Goons Are Great posted:wen'dys |
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Enjoy a non-euclidean breakfast baconater that subtly alters its composition whenever you avert your vision. It's the maddeningly delicious way to start your day. |
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Barking Gecko posted:Enjoy a non-euclidean breakfast baconater that subtly alters its composition whenever you avert your vision. wait till you see what it alters once it's inside you!
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Manifisto posted:super size your meal to get extra tentacle I would super size the gently caress out of my meals because tentacles are delicious. |
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Finger Prince posted:I would super size the gently caress out of my meals because tentacles are delicious. tentacles have taste buds (no really), when you eat a tentacle it's tasting you |
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The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is hunger, and the oldest and strongest kind of hunger is the hunger for breakfast. |
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Did you know the entire surface is made from human flesh? I'm sure they cribbed that from the Necronomicon, croissants usually are different.
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As if the endless soup/salad debate weren't contentious enough, now apparently any random food item with an egg slapped on top is breakfast. |
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google THIS posted:As if the endless soup/salad debate weren't contentious enough, now apparently any random food item with an egg slapped on top is breakfast.
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Wake up with Fazoli's new Spegg-hetti®, now with maple bacon meatballs! Real* Italian, real good! |
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google THIS posted:Wake up with Fazoli's new Spegg-hetti®, now with maple bacon meatballs! Real* Italian, real good!
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google THIS posted:As if the endless soup/salad debate weren't contentious enough, now apparently any random food item with an egg slapped on top is breakfast. |
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May 3, 2019 19:10
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ben & jerry's new benedict breakfast sundae is really taking off, I think it's the hollandaise
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May 3, 2019 19:10
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grande mochaccino scramble, please |
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me to my new manager on my first day during training: "ok... i used to work at burger king and all of our recipes were really simple but here at mcdonalds these recipes involve chanting, arcane incantations and the lighting of various candles plus what you termed 'minor' sacrifices of animals..." |
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Manifisto posted:ben & jerry's new benedict breakfast sundae is really taking off, I think it's the hollandaise *jumping up and down excitedly* is that a tiny breakfast sausage in my sunday!? |
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I'll take the recycled tire and egg croissant sandwich please "With cheese?" |
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Jerry: I cannot believe that you are eating a pastrami on rye for breakfast. George: (holds a finger up) Pastrami on rye... Both: ...with an egg. Jerry: I know, I know, but it still seems... Waitress: Good morning, sirs, would either of you care for more ranch dressing? George: Oh no, I couldn't possibly...oh. (The waitress has already topped George off without waiting to hear his response. She leaves as George stares dejectedly at his brimming mug of ranch dressing) George: You see what I mean, Jerry? Every time! (This is the running joke the characters have been discussing the whole episode) |
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google THIS posted:Jerry: I cannot believe that you are eating a pastrami on rye for breakfast. lmao 
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google THIS posted:Jerry: I cannot believe that you are eating a pastrami on rye for breakfast. Kramer: Kraft is a canadian company Jerry Jerry: Yeah, so? K: dont you get it? They are slowly taking over! Through our love of Ranch! Jerry: dont be absurd (Throughout the episode Jerry notices himself saying 'eh' more and being generally more polite, and begins to believe Kramers story. Kramer and Newman later in the episode are seen running a Kraft semi-truck off the road with Newman's postal truck) |
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vanisher posted:Kramer: Kraft is a canadian company Jerry |
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