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new scene - a musical montage of Elaine's "hard-target search" - visiting stores all over town and not finding hidden valley ranch anywhere. she ends up at the grocery store. grocer: can I help you? elaine (with little hope): yeah, do you have any hidden valley ranch? I know it's off the market, but... grocer: actually, we have a case left. elaine (excited): a case! a case of hidden valley ranch? i mean, uh...a case. huh. uh...how many come in a case? grocer: sixty bottles. elaine: sixty?! uh...well, i'll take three. grocer: three. elaine: make it ten. grocer: ten? elaine: yeah. just give me the whole case and i'll be on my way.  
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google THIS posted:Jerry: I cannot believe that you are eating a pastrami on rye for breakfast. Luvcow posted:new scene - a musical montage of Elaine's "hard-target search" - visiting stores all over town and not finding hidden valley ranch anywhere. she ends up at the grocery store. |
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May 3, 2019 21:39
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at a fancy michelin-star restaurant you are served a plate with a raw egg and a bottle of hidden valley ranch. this "deconstructed breakfast" sets you back $55 plus tax and tip.
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Manifisto posted:at a fancy michelin-star restaurant you are served a plate with a raw egg and a bottle of hidden valley ranch. this "deconstructed breakfast" sets you back $55 plus tax and tip. "Petit Déjeuner Américain" -Pancetta dusted quail's egg on crostini with buttermilk aoli emulsion. |
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May 3, 2019 22:49
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Manifisto posted:at a fancy michelin-star restaurant you are served a plate with a raw egg and a bottle of hidden valley ranch. this "deconstructed breakfast" sets you back $55 plus tax and tip. *tips the bottle over the egg, my pinky finger extended delicately, while making sure to get all of the ranch out of the bottle, a few taps on the bottom to make sure it's empty* |
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May 3, 2019 22:55
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Luvcow posted:*tips the bottle over the egg, my pinky finger extended delicately, while making sure to get all of the ranch out of the bottle, a few taps on the bottom to make sure it's empty* there's an ultraluxury version where, for $5000, the egg (still raw) is gilded and the dressing bottle (still filled with off-the-shelf hidden valley ranch) is swarovski crystal. you are informed that the egg was waved over a plate of wagyu beef and the dressing bottle was filled with dom perignon then emptied before putting in the dressing. |
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May 3, 2019 23:00
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Manifisto posted:there's an ultraluxury version where, for $5000, the egg (still raw) is gilded and the dressing bottle (still filled with off-the-shelf hidden valley ranch) is swarovski crystal. you are informed that the egg was waved over a plate of wagyu beef and the dressing bottle was filled with dom perignon then emptied before putting in the dressing.  looks like our buddy Mr Ansel is doing well for himself
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man this thread somehow got even more awesome while I was offline, too many amazing posts to quote them all!
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the wendys breakfast menu is just one thing and one thing only, and that's having aperson in a dave thomas mask push spoonfuls of muesli and vanilla yogurt between your pursed lips while you're strapped to an adult sized high chair and its only available at a specific warehouse in seoul.
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May 4, 2019 08:56
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Marketing guy: hear me out, what if we serve actual pig tails |
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May 4, 2019 09:11
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Spicy chicken sandwich with an egg on it Baconator with an egg on it Chili with an egg on I could go on |
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May 4, 2019 17:57
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An egg, on an English muffin, topped with another egg, all served on another English muffin. Now you can have an egg sandwich for double breakfast, thanks to the egg and egg sandwich sandwich! Only available for a limited time, even though we have all of the ingredients to make it on hand every single day. |
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May 4, 2019 18:14
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I think I just had a mild stroke, but where did all this money come from? |
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May 4, 2019 18:20
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Please try our new ranch on ranch ranch! We start off with our finest ranch, a creamy blend of the most basic ingredients, and add to that more delicious ranch, all topped off with zesty crisp ranch. For a limited time also enjoy our new AM ranch, exclusive to our late nite menu. It's more delicious ranch in our ez-eats Gotta Have It food pouch with wide flow gamERZ lid, chug the whole thing on youtube and we will enter you in our limited time drawing for a gold spraypainted Xbox 360 controller. |
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vanisher posted:Please try our new ranch on ranch ranch! We start off with our finest ranch, a creamy blend of the most basic ingredients, and add to that more delicious ranch, all topped off with zesty crisp ranch. For a limited time also enjoy our new AM ranch, exclusive to our late nite menu. It's more delicious ranch in our ez-eats Gotta Have It food pouch with wide flow gamERZ lid, chug the whole thing on youtube and we will enter you in our limited time drawing for a gold spraypainted Xbox 360 controller. A commercial consisting of a montage of fat guys in headsets chugging ranch dressing, but it performs poorly because it presents no new information. |
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May 4, 2019 18:58
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Introducing new Coolest Ranch Doritos, you just open the bag and get blasted in the face by a deluge of highly pressurized ranch flavor powder (HVR brand). Egg sold separately. |
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May 4, 2019 18:58
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Wendy's Employee: Um excuse me, I ordered the lunch ramen. |
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May 4, 2019 19:04
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vanisher posted:Please try our new ranch on ranch ranch! We start off with our finest ranch, a creamy blend of the most basic ingredients, and add to that more delicious ranch, all topped off with zesty crisp ranch. For a limited time also enjoy our new AM ranch, exclusive to our late nite menu. It's more delicious ranch in our ez-eats Gotta Have It food pouch with wide flow gamERZ lid, chug the whole thing on youtube and we will enter you in our limited time drawing for a gold spraypainted Xbox 360 controller. google THIS posted:A commercial consisting of a montage of fat guys in headsets chugging ranch dressing, but it performs poorly because it presents no new information. |
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May 4, 2019 19:10
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vanisher posted:our limited time drawing for a ranch spray-"painted" Xbox 360 controller. |
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mysterious frankie posted:the wendys breakfast menu is just one thing and one thing only, and that's having aperson in a dave thomas mask push spoonfuls of muesli and vanilla yogurt between your pursed lips while you're strapped to an adult sized high chair and its only available at a specific warehouse in seoul. this whole thread is great but this made me laugh and people on the bus look at me funny |
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May 5, 2019 00:39
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Wendy new God drat egg bun
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mysterious frankie posted:the wendys breakfast menu is just one thing and one thing only, and that's having aperson in a dave thomas mask push spoonfuls of muesli and vanilla yogurt between your pursed lips while you're strapped to an adult sized high chair and its only available at a specific warehouse in seoul. lmfao
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holy poo poo this whole threread
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Dave Thomas wants you to try our best to breakfast nuggies: soft, pillowy morsels of Frosty-dipped hard boiled eggs, deep fried and served with a Biggie cup fill of Hidden Valley Ranch Dressing.
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May 5, 2019 02:35
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Spicy chicken egg. It's like a scotch egg only surrounded in spicy chicken meat. the egg yolk is replaced by warm ranch dressing
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Indiana Wendy and the Hidden Valley |
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May 5, 2019 03:49
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Take This to Your Grave™ hidden menu item of the month : smothered n covered S'awesome n cheese sausage gravy baked potato  aka the SNC SNC SGBP
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Jr. Ranch cheese sauce breakfast bowl |
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Wait, Wendy's has bowls now? "yeah but its just a bowl full of ranch" Wait some of these say chicken.... "its a bowl shaped like a chicken"
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Chicken Bowl - Ranch Fiesta |
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May 5, 2019 06:46
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"Huevos Rancheros" It's just a bowl of raw egg and ranch dressing
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FlaxAxis posted:"Huevos Rancheros" the spicy version just has more ranch
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why wendy's breakfast menu? well i'll tell ya: where else can you get a breakfast value menu so simple, so great, as webdy's? 1. ranch 2. egg 3. ranch egg 4. ranch egg biscuit double ranch
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lol but posted:curly ranch and a hash brown lmbo |
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vanisher posted:Wait, Wendy's has bowls now? "actually sir that says 'bowels.' common mistake" |
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What was that movie with the wacky experimental health treatments run by Mr. Kellogg and the guy gets enimas and stuff and falls in love with that pale chick. That but instead of Mr.Kellogg its Mr. Thomas talking about stool color and consistancy and comparing it to ranch. |
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Ok team we need to plan a new breakfast line. Any ideas? Yeah, Roger? Easy, just tear up the old burgers! Wait, how would that work? Listen, we’re done here. Tear up the old burger meat, easy! I don’t... think that makes sense Hey gently caress you Steve! It worked for the chili and it’ll work here! I made my nut with the chili idea and I’ll make it again with this breakfast idea! Roger, no... *begins slamming palms on desk* OLD BURGER MEAT! OLD BURGER MEAT! OLD BURGER MEAT! Roger... Please Steve I need this win! The guys upstairs are starting to notice my last idea was putting the old meat in the chili!. I’m screwed without this! Screwed! Well... I guess we could put the meat in a... breakfast burrito? Yes, good! Put it in a burrito, put it on an egg, whatever! Youve really saved my bacon here! Ok if anyone needs me I’ll be in my car sleeping under my suit jacket. ---------------- |
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