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mysterious frankie posted:

Ok team we need to plan a new breakfast line. Any ideas? Yeah, Roger?

Easy, just tear up the old burgers!

Wait, how would that work?

Listen, we�re done here. Tear up the old burger meat, easy!

I don�t... think that makes sense

Hey gently caress you Steve! It worked for the chili and it�ll work here! I made my nut with the chili idea and I�ll make it again with this breakfast idea!

Roger, no...

*begins slamming palms on desk* OLD BURGER MEAT! OLD BURGER MEAT! OLD BURGER MEAT!

Roger...

Please Steve I need this win! The guys upstairs are starting to notice my last idea was putting the old meat in the chili!. I�m screwed without this! Screwed!

Well... I guess we could put the meat in a... breakfast burrito?

Yes, good! Put it in a burrito, put it on an egg, whatever! Youve really saved my bacon here! Ok if anyone needs me I�ll be in my car sleeping under my suit jacket.

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mysterious frankie posted:

Well... I guess we could put the meat in a... breakfast burrito?

Yes, good! Put it in a burrito

Charanchula® breakfast burriot with non optional Dippins (wink)

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# ? May 6, 2019 05:35

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

New drinkable Wendy's Biggie Omelettes with extra BRUGER Chunk

# ? May 6, 2019 06:51

poverty goat

breakfast chili made out of old leftover eggs

# ? May 6, 2019 14:43

poverty goat

the eggs arrive labelled "grade D but edible"

# ? May 6, 2019 14:46

poverty goat

order your eggs "animal style" off the secret menu and theyll serve them to you in a dog bowl

# ? May 6, 2019 14:48

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poverty goat posted:

order your eggs "animal style" off the secret menu and theyll serve them to you in a dog bowl

lol

# ? May 6, 2019 15:05

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poverty goat posted:

order your eggs "animal style" off the secret menu and theyll serve them to you in a dog bowl

lmao

# ? May 6, 2019 16:38

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Glazed Eggs with Sweet Dunkaroo Dippin Sauce

# ? May 6, 2019 17:41

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hamjobs posted:

Glazed Eggs with Sweet Dunkaroo Dippin Sauce

Triple decker

# ? May 7, 2019 03:56

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

all I'm saying is that a chicken sandwich with an egg on it should be called The Mother and Child Reunion.

# ? May 9, 2019 00:07

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

all I'm saying is that a chicken sandwich with an egg on it should be called The Mother and Child Reunion.

get it with extra chicken cracklings and bacon and call it the All in the Family

# ? May 9, 2019 00:16

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

all I'm saying is that a chicken sandwich with an egg on it should be called The Mother and Child Reunion.

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# ? May 9, 2019 00:40

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Barking Gecko posted:

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Put it on a god drat bun and eat it in your car

# ? May 9, 2019 01:14

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hamjobs posted:

Put it on a god drat bun and eat it in your car

the goddamn bun car...

# ? May 9, 2019 01:23

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hamjobs posted:

At Wendy’s ®, our motto is :

Put it on a god drat bun and eat it in your car

fixed

# ? May 9, 2019 02:10

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Wendy's brand new breakfast sensation, Dave's Special Scrambled Frosty

A biggie sized chocolate frosty beaten with a half dozen fresh large free range eggs, gently scrambled with Wendy's famous chili, served over a salad. That's the Midwestern values of Wendy's.

# ? May 12, 2019 03:26

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hamjobs posted:

Wendy's brand new breakfast sensation, Dave's Special Scrambled Frosty

A biggie sized chocolate frosty beaten with a half dozen fresh large free range eggs, gently scrambled with Wendy's famous chili, served over a salad. That's the Midwestern values of Wendy's.

# ? May 12, 2019 06:17

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Wendy’s® Take This to Your Grave© secret menu item of the month #2:

7 degrees of Heaven Bacon

it's a secret menu so we're not gonna describe this one just choose w/ ur heart

# ? May 12, 2019 06:24

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

prepuce repurposed posted:

Wendy’s® Take This to Your Grave© secret menu item of the month #2:

7 degrees of Heaven Bacon

it's a secret menu so we're not gonna describe this one just choose w/ ur heart

Wendy’s® Sexual Bacon, With "Ranch"

# ? May 12, 2019 20:53

vanisher

One sexy ranch bacon love wrap please

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# ? May 13, 2019 00:42

mysterious frankie: This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

looks in bag, sighs, tilts head "well I guess it's kinda sexy..."

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# ? May 13, 2019 02:03

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Wendy's fully sexual breakfast sandwich with human titties

# ? May 13, 2019 03:11

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Wendy's fully sexual breakfast sandwich with human titties

the new quarter pound AM Sausage Burg (square patty like god intended) appeals to meeeee

# ? May 13, 2019 05:34

poverty goat

Square biscuits actually make a lot of sense

# ? May 13, 2019 17:22

alnilam

They do i made biscuits a few times and don't have a friggin biscuit cutter so i made them square it was good

If you are a chain restaurant however you are trying too hard

# ? May 13, 2019 23:36

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Local Japanese Wendy's breakfast items might include Cuttlefish N Crepes with a hearty ranch-based dipping sauce.

# ? May 14, 2019 07:16

vanisher

japanese wendy's really liked the breakfast menu cause it features ranch, which often contains a lot of mayo.

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# ? May 14, 2019 07:26

mysterious frankie: This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

Cashier: We don�t really have a breakfast menu, but if you wanna hang for a bit I�ll make a run to Tim Hortons

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# ? May 14, 2019 14:26

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

alnilam posted:

They do i made biscuits a few times and don't have a friggin biscuit cutter so i made them square it was good

If you are a chain restaurant however you are trying too hard

pssst

use a FRICKIN glass dipped in FLOUR and they're round kinda

# ? May 14, 2019 17:00

poverty goat

alnilam posted:

They do i made biscuits a few times and don't have a friggin biscuit cutter so i made them square it was good

If you are a chain restaurant however you are trying too hard

Square biscuits are better because theres no trimmings left over to roll back out into weird secondary biscuits that drag down the average

# ? May 14, 2019 17:46

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poverty goat posted:

Square biscuits are better because theres no trimmings left over to roll back out into weird secondary biscuits that drag down the average

If you aren't deep frying those trimmings and rolling them in sugar you ain't living

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 10:01

ashrum3

sounds good i think i would order that

# ? May 24, 2019 15:22

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