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Apr 29, 2019 15:45
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Apr 29, 2019 16:05
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Id like bean please
"You want cheese on it?"
Does it come with cheese or are you upselling my bean
-- egg sandwich with way too much ranch dressing
-- sausage and egg sandwich with way too much ranch dressing
-- chicken on a biscuit with, you guessed it
-- bacon and egg sandwich with...wait that not an egg it's just congealed ranch dressing
-- breakfast "go wrap" (rolled tortilla filled with ranch dressing and only ranch dressing, just like the lunch version except the breakfast version has a crude drawing of a sunrise on the paper wrapper)
-- 100 sassy tweets about how Wendy's ranch dressing is fresh never frozen (low fat option)
-- seafood breakfast "go wrap" (rolled tortilla filled with tartar sauce and ranch dressing in equal parts, for Lent)
Honestly Wendy's and Hidden Valley need to team up
wendy's breakfast menu includes a buttery belgian waffle topped with strawberries and real whipped cream, decadent brioche french toast with house made blueberry maple syrup, farm fresh organic eggs poached in a rich spicy salsa topped with cotija, and artisanal niman ranch breakfast sausage with hash browns crisped in duck fat
your breakfast menu, on the other hand, consists of wonder bread with or without velveeta
we're proud of wendy's breakfast menu and sorry we can't offer it directly to you
On-fire demon: look we just dont know if the market conditions warrant a breakfast menu at this time. Our guest research shows 19-22 year olds are the primary demographic and the sales trends across 33 markets are leaning heavily to value choices.
Dave Thomas: I dont understand, do you need another one of my daughters?
The pain in those eyes is just crazy. Wendy, honey, I'm sorry this happened to you
Dave Thomas obviously sold the soul of his daughter to a demon who trapped her in a hell dimension where every second is a billion years of torture, and he didn't even ask the demon to make a breakfast menu. smdh
I'm on mobil so I probably missed s bunch but lol this thread got really good really fast
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Apr 29, 2019 19:23
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breakfast memories: getting my live chicken in a bag for $2.99 and only a cup for water then slyly going to the soda fountain to fill it up with ranch dressing
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Apr 29, 2019 19:41
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try our new carcosa cola!
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Apr 29, 2019 21:24
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Apr 29, 2019 22:27
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mcdonalds now offers the controversial "bully mealŪ" for $5 which includes:
1 small clod of dirt inside a hamburger wrapper
1 small french fry bag stuffed with grass
1 "grab bag" with various bugs and earthworms
1 orange inside a gym sock to inflict maximum amounts of pain without leaving significant bruising
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May 3, 2019 15:49
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The Nyarlathotep crawling chaos croissant
The Shub-Niggurath special breakfast "It's one in a thousand!"
super size your meal to get extra tentacle
the "dolorous meals" are packed into a child-sized non-euclidean box from which the mindless piping of flutes drifts insolently
When the slumbering Old Ones awaken, they'll be coming to Burger King for breakfast!
Glad to know we at least have a proper weapon against them if needed.
Thank you wen'dys
Only one restaurant satisfy the many mouths of Yog Sothoth.
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May 3, 2019 18:24
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each happy mealŪ comes with a puzzle, one of eight different toys and a page from the necronomicon. can you collect them all and assemble the entire book?!?
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May 3, 2019 18:26
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May 3, 2019 18:32
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As if the endless soup/salad debate weren't contentious enough, now apparently any random food item with an egg slapped on top is breakfast.
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May 3, 2019 19:10
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me to my new manager on my first day during training: "ok... i used to work at burger king and all of our recipes were really simple but here at mcdonalds these recipes involve chanting, arcane incantations and the lighting of various candles plus what you termed 'minor' sacrifices of animals..."
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May 3, 2019 19:13
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ben & jerry's new benedict breakfast sundae is really taking off, I think it's the hollandaise
*jumping up and down excitedly* is that a tiny breakfast sausage in my sunday!?
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May 3, 2019 19:14
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Jerry: I cannot believe that you are eating a pastrami on rye for breakfast.
George: (holds a finger up) Pastrami on rye...
Both: ...with an egg.
Jerry: I know, I know, but it still seems...
Waitress: Good morning, sirs, would either of you care for more ranch dressing?
George: Oh no, I couldn't possibly...oh.
(The waitress has already topped George off without waiting to hear his response. She leaves as George stares dejectedly at his brimming mug of ranch dressing)
George: You see what I mean, Jerry? Every time!
(This is the running joke the characters have been discussing the whole episode)
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May 3, 2019 20:12
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Kramer: Kraft is a canadian company Jerry
Jerry: Yeah, so?
K: dont you get it? They are slowly taking over! Through our love of Ranch!
Jerry: dont be absurd
(Throughout the episode Jerry notices himself saying 'eh' more and being generally more polite, and begins to believe Kramers story. Kramer and Newman later in the episode are seen running a Kraft semi-truck off the road with Newman's postal truck)
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May 3, 2019 20:30
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at a fancy michelin-star restaurant you are served a plate with a raw egg and a bottle of hidden valley ranch. this "deconstructed breakfast" sets you back $55 plus tax and tip.
*tips the bottle over the egg, my pinky finger extended delicately, while making sure to get all of the ranch out of the bottle, a few taps on the bottom to make sure it's empty*
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May 3, 2019 22:55
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