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Slush Garbo

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Manifisto posted:

wendy's breakfast menu includes a buttery belgian waffle topped with strawberries and real whipped cream, decadent brioche french toast with house made blueberry maple syrup, farm fresh organic eggs poached in a rich spicy salsa topped with cotija, and artisanal niman ranch breakfast sausage with hash browns crisped in duck fat

your breakfast menu, on the other hand, consists of wonder bread with or without velveeta

we're proud of wendy's breakfast menu and sorry we can't offer it directly to you

still, sometimes it's nice to see how the other half live

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mysterious frankie posted:

the wendys breakfast menu is just one thing and one thing only, and that's having aperson in a dave thomas mask push spoonfuls of muesli and vanilla yogurt between your pursed lips while you're strapped to an adult sized high chair and its only available at a specific warehouse in seoul.

this whole thread is great but this made me laugh and people on the bus look at me funny

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poverty goat posted:

order your eggs "animal style" off the secret menu and theyll serve them to you in a dog bowl

lol

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