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the wendys breakfast menu is just one thing and one thing only, and that's having aperson in a dave thomas mask push spoonfuls of muesli and vanilla yogurt between your pursed lips while you're strapped to an adult sized high chair and its only available at a specific warehouse in seoul.
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Ok team we need to plan a new breakfast line. Any ideas? Yeah, Roger? Easy, just tear up the old burgers! Wait, how would that work? Listen, we’re done here. Tear up the old burger meat, easy! I don’t... think that makes sense Hey gently caress you Steve! It worked for the chili and it’ll work here! I made my nut with the chili idea and I’ll make it again with this breakfast idea! Roger, no... *begins slamming palms on desk* OLD BURGER MEAT! OLD BURGER MEAT! OLD BURGER MEAT! Roger... Please Steve I need this win! The guys upstairs are starting to notice my last idea was putting the old meat in the chili!. I’m screwed without this! Screwed! Well... I guess we could put the meat in a... breakfast burrito? Yes, good! Put it in a burrito, put it on an egg, whatever! Youve really saved my bacon here! Ok if anyone needs me I’ll be in my car sleeping under my suit jacket. ---------------- |
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May 5, 2019 20:39
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looks in bag, sighs, tilts head "well I guess it's kinda sexy..."
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May 13, 2019 02:03
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Cashier: We don’t really have a breakfast menu, but if you wanna hang for a bit I’ll make a run to Tim Hortons
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