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at wendy's, we're going to have the competition for breakfast! |
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Apr 29, 2019 17:20
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fillet of mayor mccheese |
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Apr 29, 2019 17:20
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scrambled eggs with grimace patties |
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Apr 29, 2019 17:21
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google THIS posted:-- egg sandwich with way too much ranch dressing
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Apr 29, 2019 17:54
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wendy's breakfast menu includes a buttery belgian waffle topped with strawberries and real whipped cream, decadent brioche french toast with house made blueberry maple syrup, farm fresh organic eggs poached in a rich spicy salsa topped with cotija, and artisanal niman ranch breakfast sausage with hash browns crisped in duck fat your breakfast menu, on the other hand, consists of wonder bread with or without velveeta we're proud of wendy's breakfast menu and sorry we can't offer it directly to you Manifisto fucked around with this message at 18:06 on Apr 29, 2019 |
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Apr 29, 2019 18:03
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* fried cheese with cheese sauce on a bed of grated cheese * the "bacon ate 'er" (sentient carnivorous bacon) * bowl o' twigs * whole baked ham (smuggled) * the "people pleaser" (eggs with soylent green) |
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Apr 29, 2019 18:15
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customer: yes I'd like some breakfast please but your menu just says "soup, salad, or sandwich?" with the question mark at the end wendy's employee: that's right customer: well . . . I'm confused, do I get a choice? wendy's emp (sighing): look, do you know what you want for breakfast? customer: yes, I want scrambled eggs with bacon wendy's emp: can you tell me whether that is a soup, a salad, or a sandwich? customer: uh . . . a . . . sandwich I guess? wendy's emp: wrong. next customer
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Apr 29, 2019 19:31
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ranch bar with 33 flavors of ranch for your live chicken |
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Apr 29, 2019 19:45
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disclaimer: wendy's breakfast menu is divided into two parts. the first part is quite ordinary, containing conventional breakfast items with a delicious wendy's twist. the very banality and innocence of the first part permits the full effect of the second part to land like a blow upon your very sanity. even a glimpse of the second part will draw the viewer in irresistably, leading them with inescapable force down a path of screaming otherworldly madness. customer discretion is advised!
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Apr 29, 2019 21:08
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Gross Dude posted:They call it The King in Orange Juice. try our new carcosa cola! |
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Apr 29, 2019 21:20
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lol |
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Apr 29, 2019 22:36
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that's only part 1 of the menu |
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May 3, 2019 17:52
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May 3, 2019 17:53
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Barking Gecko posted:The Nyarlathotep crawling chaos croissant super size your meal to get extra tentacle
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May 3, 2019 18:07
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the "dolorous meals" are packed into a child-sized non-euclidean box from which the mindless piping of flutes drifts insolently |
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May 3, 2019 18:11
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Luvcow posted:necronom-nom-nomicon Goons Are Great posted:wen'dys |
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May 3, 2019 18:30
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Barking Gecko posted:Enjoy a non-euclidean breakfast baconater that subtly alters its composition whenever you avert your vision. wait till you see what it alters once it's inside you!
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May 3, 2019 18:43
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Finger Prince posted:I would super size the gently caress out of my meals because tentacles are delicious. tentacles have taste buds (no really), when you eat a tentacle it's tasting you |
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May 3, 2019 18:45
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ben & jerry's new benedict breakfast sundae is really taking off, I think it's the hollandaise
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May 3, 2019 19:10
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grande mochaccino scramble, please |
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May 3, 2019 19:13
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google THIS posted:Jerry: I cannot believe that you are eating a pastrami on rye for breakfast. Luvcow posted:new scene - a musical montage of Elaine's "hard-target search" - visiting stores all over town and not finding hidden valley ranch anywhere. she ends up at the grocery store. |
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May 3, 2019 21:39
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at a fancy michelin-star restaurant you are served a plate with a raw egg and a bottle of hidden valley ranch. this "deconstructed breakfast" sets you back $55 plus tax and tip.
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May 3, 2019 21:42
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Luvcow posted:*tips the bottle over the egg, my pinky finger extended delicately, while making sure to get all of the ranch out of the bottle, a few taps on the bottom to make sure it's empty* there's an ultraluxury version where, for $5000, the egg (still raw) is gilded and the dressing bottle (still filled with off-the-shelf hidden valley ranch) is swarovski crystal. you are informed that the egg was waved over a plate of wagyu beef and the dressing bottle was filled with dom perignon then emptied before putting in the dressing. |
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May 3, 2019 23:00
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