Luvcow posted:

egg

Luvcow posted:

Luvcow posted:

mcdonalds now offers the controversial "bully meal®" for $5 which includes:
1 small clod of dirt inside a hamburger wrapper
1 small french fry bag stuffed with grass
1 "grab bag" with various bugs and earthworms
1 orange inside a gym sock to inflict maximum amounts of pain without leaving significant bruising

Barking Gecko posted:

When the slumbering Old Ones awaken, they'll be coming to Burger King for breakfast!

google THIS posted:

Wake up with Fazoli's new Spegg-hetti^®, now with maple bacon meatballs! Real* Italian, real good!

mysterious frankie posted:

Ok team we need to plan a new breakfast line. Any ideas? Yeah, Roger?

Easy, just tear up the old burgers!

Wait, how would that work?

Listen, we’re done here. Tear up the old burger meat, easy!

I don’t... think that makes sense

Hey gently caress you Steve! It worked for the chili and it’ll work here! I made my nut with the chili idea and I’ll make it again with this breakfast idea!

Roger, no...

*begins slamming palms on desk* OLD BURGER MEAT! OLD BURGER MEAT! OLD BURGER MEAT!

Roger...

Please Steve I need this win! The guys upstairs are starting to notice my last idea was putting the old meat in the chili!. I’m screwed without this! Screwed!

Well... I guess we could put the meat in a... breakfast burrito?

Yes, good! Put it in a burrito, put it on an egg, whatever! Youve really saved my bacon here! Ok if anyone needs me I’ll be in my car sleeping under my suit jacket.