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Randy Travesty

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vanisher posted:

Id like bean please

"You want cheese on it?"

Does it come with cheese or are you upselling my bean

I've said this so many times in bed


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ok I woke up the dog

this would be a hit in North St Louis county


Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


prepuce repurposed posted:

i find this v upsetting

Same, there's literally things on this menu that we thought we made up and it's worse then we thought


Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Manifisto posted:

there's an ultraluxury version where, for $5000, the egg (still raw) is gilded and the dressing bottle (still filled with off-the-shelf hidden valley ranch) is swarovski crystal. you are informed that the egg was waved over a plate of wagyu beef and the dressing bottle was filled with dom perignon then emptied before putting in the dressing.

:hmmyes: looks like our buddy Mr Ansel is doing well for himself


Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Wendy new God drat egg bun


Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Dave Thomas wants you to try our best to breakfast nuggies: soft, pillowy morsels of Frosty-dipped hard boiled eggs, deep fried and served with a Biggie cup fill of Hidden Valley Ranch Dressing.


Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


FlaxAxis posted:

"Huevos Rancheros"

It's just a bowl of raw egg and ranch dressing

the spicy version just has more ranch


Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


why wendy's breakfast menu? well i'll tell ya: where else can you get a breakfast value menu so simple, so great, as webdy's?

1. ranch
2. egg
3. ranch egg
4. ranch egg biscuit double ranch


Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


New drinkable Wendy's Biggie Omelettes with extra BRUGER Chunk


Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Glazed Eggs with Sweet Dunkaroo Dippin Sauce


Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

all I'm saying is that a chicken sandwich with an egg on it should be called The Mother and Child Reunion.

get it with extra chicken cracklings and bacon and call it the All in the Family


Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Barking Gecko posted:

Oykodon 親子丼

Put it on a god drat bun and eat it in your car


Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Wendy's brand new breakfast sensation, Dave's Special Scrambled Frosty

A biggie sized chocolate frosty beaten with a half dozen fresh large free range eggs, gently scrambled with Wendy's famous chili, served over a salad. That's the Midwestern values of Wendy's.

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


prepuce repurposed posted:

Wendy’s® Take This to Your Grave© secret menu item of the month #2:

7 degrees of Heaven Bacon

it's a secret menu so we're not gonna describe this one just choose w/ ur heart

Wendy’s® Sexual Bacon, With "Ranch"

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


alnilam posted:

They do i made biscuits a few times and don't have a friggin biscuit cutter so i made them square it was good

If you are a chain restaurant however you are trying too hard

pssst

use a FRICKIN glass dipped in FLOUR and they're round kinda


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poverty goat posted:

Square biscuits are better because theres no trimmings left over to roll back out into weird secondary biscuits that drag down the average

If you aren't deep frying those trimmings and rolling them in sugar you ain't living

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