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Areola Grande

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post ideas pls. i'm going to pitch my million dollar idea to Dave himself this friday



jr. bacon hash n cheese on a halved croissant bun

hearty chili n croutons big breakfast salad

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Areola Grande

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Stoner Sloth posted:


-raisin toast bruschetta


i think you're onto something here but it needs a protein





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Areola Grande

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badly poached egg substance sounds correct to me

but you're right, chicken will have to be on the menu somehow. this will likely be our greatest challenge

Areola Grande

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shakes, burgs, fried chicken breast wraps, chili (made from burg bits scraped off the grill), and of course "salads", lol

that's what you'll find at American Wendy's locations anyway. good to know/weird that 'stralya Wendy's sells hot dogs





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Areola Grande

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simplicity is the key to the franchise's success. i'll be using this one





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Areola Grande

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Stoner Sloth posted:

shredded chicken with avocado and chipotle mayonaisse in a deep fried wrap?

we're going to have to address your mayo obsession at some point





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Areola Grande

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hot dog apple cobbler





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Areola Grande

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nothing says "top of the morning" like a live rooster in your passenger seat





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Areola Grande

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Stoner Sloth posted:

individual, personal ham and pineapple pizza served with clam chowder

pizza hut's legal team is going to have a field day when they see this one





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Areola Grande

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lol at all of these craveables

Areola Grande

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:peanut:

Areola Grande

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Luvcow posted:

breakfast memories: getting my live chicken in a bag for $2.99 and only a cup for water then slyly going to the soda fountain to fill it up with ranch dressing

lmao





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Areola Grande

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Manifisto posted:

customer: yes I'd like some breakfast please but your menu just says "soup, salad, or sandwich?" with the question mark at the end

wendy's employee: that's right

customer: well . . . I'm confused, do I get a choice?

wendy's emp (sighing): look, do you know what you want for breakfast?

customer: yes, I want scrambled eggs with bacon

wendy's emp: can you tell me whether that is a soup, a salad, or a sandwich?

customer: uh . . . a . . . sandwich I guess?

wendy's emp: wrong. next customer





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Areola Grande

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Areola Grande

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thinkin bout breakfast and how much I would like some irl rn

Areola Grande

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joke_explainer posted:

I’m confused because Wendy’s already has a breakfast menu apparently...
https://menu.wendys.com/en_US/category/breakfast/
i find this v upsetting

Areola Grande

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google THIS posted:

It's definitely not everywhere, but we might as well pack it in since the breakfast baconator is a real thing.

yep, well we had a good run of it

*unceremoniously pours a whole gallon of Hidden Valley down the drain *

Areola Grande

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cda posted:

burger king unhappy meals, to raise awareness for Mental Health Awareness Month, are a real thing, and not a hallucination

Unhinged Meal coming soon

Areola Grande

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Take This to Your Grave™ hidden menu item of the month :

smothered n covered S'awesome n cheese sausage gravy baked potato :yum:

aka the SNC SNC SGBP :yum::yum:

Areola Grande

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Jr. Ranch cheese sauce breakfast bowl

Areola Grande

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lol but posted:

curly ranch and a hash brown

lmbo

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mysterious frankie posted:


Well... I guess we could put the meat in a... breakfast burrito?

Yes, good! Put it in a burrito

Charanchula® breakfast burriot with non optional Dippins (wink)





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Areola Grande

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poverty goat posted:

order your eggs "animal style" off the secret menu and theyll serve them to you in a dog bowl

lmao :laffo:

Areola Grande

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hamjobs posted:

At Wendy’s ®, our motto is :

Put it on a god drat bun and eat it in your car

fixed :boom::burger:

Areola Grande

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hamjobs posted:

Wendy's brand new breakfast sensation, Dave's Special Scrambled Frosty

A biggie sized chocolate frosty beaten with a half dozen fresh large free range eggs, gently scrambled with Wendy's famous chili, served over a salad. That's the Midwestern values of Wendy's.

:yum:

Areola Grande

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Wendy’s® Take This to Your Grave© secret menu item of the month #2:

7 degrees of Heaven Bacon

it's a secret menu so we're not gonna describe this one just choose w/ ur heart

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Areola Grande

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Wendy's fully sexual breakfast sandwich with human titties

the new quarter pound AM Sausage Burg (square patty like god intended) appeals to meeeee

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