Grondoth posted:

u have slanderd this man!!!!!!!

SKULL.GIF posted:

listen my man

there's a 0.5% chance of being president. you take that chance. no matter if it fucks the country or your home state. 0.5%!!!

tacodaemon posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/bafeldman/status/1123643145781166086

quote:

Charli Johnson says she first discovered the gel last May, two and a half years after a semi-truck doing 75 miles an hour crashed into her car and launched her through the windshield, leaving her with “melted” eyelashes and a brain of “mush”. “I was dead, literally,” Johnson said on a recent Wednesday evening, standing on a stage before 550 people at the APA Hotel Woodbridge, in Iselin, New Jersey. She wore a glittery white jacket and bangles engraved with the words “LOVE” and “HOPE”.

“I was on every freaking drug you could imagine,” Johnson said of her time after the accident. “My brain tested as that of a 10-year Alzheimer’s patient … I couldn’t put three words together to make a sentence.” When doctors told her she would never recover, she considered suicide, she said, even Googling which drugs were needed to carry it out. “Every single one of them was sitting on my table,” she said.

But the universe had other plans. “On that day,” she said, “God showed up in my life in the form of Alexy Goldstein and a bottle of gel.”

Alexy Goldstein is a paunchy 45-year-old with a horseshoe of dark hair. Based in Pleasant Hill, California, he bills himself as an herbalist, nutritional consultant and certified homeopath. In 2017, he founded a multilevel marketing (MLM) company called New U Life (NUL), which manufactures a product called Somaderm Gel.

The company’s website claims this “homeopathic gel is the ONLY transdermal Human Growth Hormone (HGH) product available without a prescription”. A 30-day supply costs $169.99.

quote:

More red flags popped up. Georgia is postmenopausal, but several months into using the gel, she says, she started having abnormal vaginal bleeding, and her breasts had grown two cup sizes: “If you’re a late bloomer, that might sound exciting, but it’s not.” Around that time, she says, other gel users started reporting strange symptoms, complaining of tachycardia, panic attacks, hives, rashes, vertigo, nosebleeds. Several postmenopausal women described abnormal vaginal bleeding.
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At the Woodbridge, Johnny LoPresto warned the crowd about skeptics: “If anyone says they don’t feel the product, just say, ‘It’s designed not to work on losers!’”

fits my needs posted:

lol

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

https://twitter.com/JoshuaGreen/status/1123988268398403587?s=19

quote:

Shortly before being confronted by facility staff on Wednesday, video showed Vargas mocking the asylum seekers at the facility.

“We don’t want to be kicked out because we don’t got our asylum papers,” she said. “Can’t have anything unless you do.” She added a few minutes later, after she and Padilla were kicked out: “They’re going to protect the gimmegrants.”

Joementum posted:

lol he's so mad the hunky firefighters from his calendar don't love him

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1124446809802276865

mad.radhu posted:

lol we live in hell world

https://twitter.com/PrisonPlanet/status/1124456093839777792?s=19

A Handed Missus posted:

https://twitter.com/ryanstruyk/status/1124370668634746880

Mayor Dave posted:

I think their total is 5

Der Meister posted:

everything is fucken awful

Elephanthead posted:

Boomers give no fucks for anyone but themselves.

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

Bulgakov posted:

didn’t obummer for a hot minute end privatization of prisons but then trornp arrived and with a snap [someone on his crew] was able to reverse it like it never happened lmao

tenderjerk posted:

https://twitter.com/WhiteHouse/status/1124438778913939456?s=19
hahah

Kilmers Elbow posted:

A Handed Missus posted:

https://twitter.com/mikememoli/status/1124845813530808320

Sir Tonk posted:

https://twitter.com/GoAngelo/status/1124846781626494976

quote:

Trump, however, firmly was clear about where the blame fell. “The Kentuky [sic] Derby decision was not a good one,” he wrote on Twitter. “It was a rough and tumble race on a wet and sloppy track, actually, a beautiful thing to watch. Only in these days of political correctness could such an overturn occur. The best horse did NOT win the Kentucky Derby - not even close!”

Trump did not state whether he had any money on Maximum Security to win, or whether he believed any of the horses were allowed into the race due to affirmative action.