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Bonaventure
Jun 23, 2005

by sebmojo
blowjob ghost died doing what she loved

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Bonaventure
Jun 23, 2005

by sebmojo
in the film "High Spirits"-- the one with Peter O'Toole and Steve Guttenberg (of the Stonecutters song from The Simpsons) that they used to show all the time on Comedy Central in the mid to late 90s --having sex with a ghost enfleshens it and turns it into a living person. this raises a pertinent question: is it the cum that does this? does cum have the power of resurrection in the Highspiritsverse? is it just Steve Guttenberg's cum, and can he monetize it?

Bonaventure
Jun 23, 2005

by sebmojo
in the film Cool World, humans and cartoons can have sex, but having sex with a cartoon causes the apocalypse. place yourself in Gabriel Byrne's shoes. would you live in the Cool World, and would you risk the end of the world to have sex with cartoon Kim Bassinger? interesting stuff to chew on with your brain's teeth.

Bonaventure
Jun 23, 2005

by sebmojo
Marty obliterated his family with opioid abuse, not time travel

Bonaventure
Jun 23, 2005

by sebmojo
In The Addams Family's Values, Gomez (Paul Julia) consoles the lonely Fester (Doc Brown) with these words, or something like them as best I can recall: "come now, old man, even if you don't find a wife you'll always have Thing!" Thing (actor unknown or unremembered) is a disembodied hand, by the way. The camera then cuts to Thing, who trembles in fear. Is this a masturbation joke, or a rape joke? For that matter, is Thing capable of feeling sexual pleasure? Disqus.

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Bonaventure
Jun 23, 2005

by sebmojo
And another thing! Beetlejuice makes it clear that Lydia's parents -- an artist and a pedophile who formerly taught high school -- have a dead bedroom and do not gently caress [Ironic, considering that other dead things in the film are usually so lively, wouldn't you say, reader!]. By contraries, do Alec Baldwin and Gina Davis still gently caress? Can ghosts gently caress in Beetlejuice? Well, I guess they must since the titular character Beetlegeuse goes into a ghoulish brothel. Never mind, the movie answers that part of the question. So, okay then: does Alec Baldwin gently caress Gina Davis even though they're both dead?

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