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Somehow i have to advance these Koch Bros talking points as progressive or else we lose their funding. Wait you mean these dipshits actually believed it?
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May 6, 2019 22:33
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this program is brought to you in part by del taco, who encourages you to try their new cheddar potato jalapeno papists
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May 6, 2019 22:37
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also how funny is it that over the past decade NPR has slid fully into 'underwriting' that includes full on ad copy for products?
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May 6, 2019 22:38
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HenryJLittlefinger posted:Your NPR Name Lmao
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May 6, 2019 22:53
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I like NPR
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HenryJLittlefinger posted:Your NPR Name holy poo poo I'm Danaiel Sunderland-Mocha and today we'll be doing a deep dive into personal stories involving mundane everyday bullshit that our interviewees are blowing out of proportion into life changing events Helen Kepoweliski had to buy some mustard on
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May 6, 2019 23:16
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HenryJLittlefinger posted:Your NPR Name Montjgomery Londonderry
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Good soup! posted:Helloooooo evvverrryooonnnneeee immmmmmmmmm diaaaane reeeeehm Dementia! It's highly educational, as you can follow along with the show and track the disease's progress from the comfort of your own home!! zakharov posted:When Tom died of Alzheimers, Ray's quote in the press release was "I guess he really couldn't remember last week's Puzzler." Absolutely incredible.  HenryJLittlefinger posted:Your NPR Name I didn't follow you guide but I'm James Ngumi Takahashi-McCleary al-Humaddin. nice to meet you, as you can tell im a citizen of the world in a way peasants like you couldn't hope to understand
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This Week on Our American Experience, Luxon Berru-Ingot walks skid row in search of her father. During Act 2, Arhenn-Hummus Mignonette confronts the perils of capitalism in the lunch line at Middle School. And to close it off, Willam Wiliam-Williams gets a vasectomy.
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FilthyImp posted:This Week on Our American Experience, Luxon Berru-Ingot walks skid row in search of her father. During Act 2, Arhenn-Hummus Mignonette confronts the perils of capitalism in the lunch line at Middle School. And to close it off, Willam Wiliam-Williams gets a vasectomy. this is loving beautiful
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In Culver City, I'm Reichard Truro. We go now to Gutwater, Wisconsin, where witnesses say they saw actions that some might consider racist at a rally last night on Donald Trump's campaign tour.
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FactsAreUseless posted:I don't recall the On Point story. They were talking about Keillor from PHC. The CBC guy was Jian Ghomeshi from the show Q, who is long since fired. This saddens me. Tom Ashbrook was the host of On Point, which was/is your run-of-the-mill current events call-in show on the east coast. Surprise surprise, he was also a sex pest and meToo'd in december of 2017. The lack of new ideas is tragic. Somewhere out there Jesse Thorn is trying to convince an idaho npr affiliate to pickup his perfectly good interview show while Car Talk has been eating air in reruns for the last decade. ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD fucked around with this message at 23:36 on May 6, 2019 |
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May 6, 2019 23:34
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is the Chris Thile version of PHC/Live From Here any good? I love his music.
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*Punches Paula Poundstone for being unfunny*
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I like Paula on Wait Wait sorry sorry The worst panelists are Mo Rocca and Bobcat Goldthwait by far
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*makes $300,000 a year* *begs for donations* *has a liberal bias despite being partially publicly funded*
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Coolness Averted posted:also how funny is it that over the past decade NPR has slid fully into 'underwriting' that includes full on ad copy for products?
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*sounds of railways* The sounds you are hearing are sounds that I've always known. It's the sound of trains, crucial for travel and commerce, sounds of a healthy community. *sounds of forks clanking, plates, etc* But lately, the folks of Heels Flat, Missipetucky have been hearing other sounds. Sounds that maybe suggest that things aren't as rosy as their 15% unemployment statistics may suggest. *Sounds of: people chatting, vague racial slurs and "those people" can be discerned* *Speaking: Hosiah Reynolds>> "Been livin here all my life, since I done moved here when I was 46. Things I'm hearin' now. . . well it just gets you thinking bout those kinds of people, you know. Sometimes... sometimes you just don't know" Reynolds, now 49, credits a host of social ills on a new phenomenon. Where there were the sounds of trains, now Heels Flat hears... something new. *a distant noise comes under the train, gradually increasing in volume until the song is clear and loud* A new train operated by a colorful, Spanish speaking, conductor is causing waves. Some locals call it the Beanertown Express... and it's tearing the once-homogenous township apart with allegations..... .. .... of racism.
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FilthyImp posted:*sounds of railways*
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zakharov posted:is the Chris Thile version of PHC/Live From Here any good? I love his music. FactsAreUseless posted:Fun fact, the legal requirement for underwriting is just that it not contain a call to action. You can say "Joe's Food: The Best Food There Is," but not "Eat At Joe's."
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zakharov posted:is the Chris Thile version of PHC/Live From Here any good? I love his music. The sketches are awful, the musical numbers are good. Just like PHC but with a dude who can sing and refrain from touching women's unless they want it.
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Coolness Averted posted:oh wow that explains a lot about how they phrase those, and can list off the exact movie opening that weekend, or that they want you to watch but just don't use the words "go see this"
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I'm Elanor Beardsley and I will go out of my way to report on some French poo poo in the most bizarre, unenthused and raspy tone possible because I think it counts toward journalistic objectivity. Unless Notre Dame is burning to the ground then for some reason I sound like a normal human being for exactly one day.
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FilthyImp posted:*sounds of railways*
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FilthyImp posted:*sounds of railways* this is extremely accurate but you forgot to mention Trump
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I have an obvious speech impediment but somehow nobody ever kicks me off the air.
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First time I listened to This American Life, Ira Glass was a masturbating young Jewish boy.
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Bobcats posted:I have an obvious speech impediment but somehow nobody ever kicks me off the air. It was distracting but the lady had a stroke. A lot of deep insight into a number of radio shows people seem to hate with a passion.
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Coolness Averted posted:also how funny is it that over the past decade NPR has slid fully into 'underwriting' that includes full on ad copy for products? If I recall correctly from the broadcasting classes I took like 15 years ago, the only difference between underwriting and advertising is that underwriting cannot contain calls to action or comparative statements. Otherwise, it's all fair game as far as the FCC is concerned.
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Time_pants posted:If I recall correctly from the broadcasting classes I took like 15 years ago, the only difference between underwriting and advertising is that underwriting cannot contain calls to action or comparative statements. Otherwise, it's all fair game as far as the FCC is concerned. It’s been mentioned twice on this page dude?
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Burt Sexual posted:It’s been mentioned twice on this page dude? Exactly. Marketing relies heavily on repetition to get the audience's attention. sorry I'm actually dumb
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Look at all you uncultured swine " Hi, uhhhh, this is... uhh Rich Baker. With ahhhhh the bluegrass ramble. Got some uhhh songs up here tonight and uhhhh. Ralph Stanley of course comin up for y'all and uhhh but first a little weather. (Papers shuffling) if I can find them here a heh heh heh."
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Pham Nuwen posted:Car Talk was the best show on NPR Oh poo poo, Pat Goss! I used to listen to that show as a teenager all the time. I was a ton of fun at parties. Edit: wait no, I’m confusing Car Talk with Goss’ garage - but I listened to both. Frank Frank fucked around with this message at 03:31 on May 7, 2019 |
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