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Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously

*Wastes pledge dollars trying to convince people that listening to Paula Poundstone speak is fun*

“You’ve answered one question right out of ten! That’s good enough for our smug host to record a voicemail message for you! We’d like to thank our plutocrat guest Steve Ballmer, and the Chase bank auditorium, reminding you the status quo is great!”

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Jan 13, 2009

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CannonFodder posted:

Jad ABOOMrad

Jad AboumRAHD

Jad? *obvious startle* AhBUMrack

There was a Radiolab where a Jad went on a tour of Facebook and came back gushing about how wonderful their face recognition tech was, and Robert Krulwich called him out on it

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Jan 13, 2009

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quote:

She and her husband, Christopher, welcomed their son, Leviathan, on Dec. 19.

https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2019/05/28/726572880/bill-of-the-month-4-836-charge-for-laughing-gas-during-childbirth-is-no-joke

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Jan 13, 2009

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HenryJLittlefinger posted:

Your NPR Name
1. Insert your first initial somewhere in your middle name
2. The name of the town your maternal ancestors lived in in the 1850s

optional
3. Hypen
4. Your high school girlfriend's dog's name

Andgrew Bellingham-Lotto

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Jan 13, 2009

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ElGroucho posted:

"Geez lady, you know I'm full of poo poo, right?"

"Was this his way of saying id never inderstand his struggle?"

Haha yeah I wonder if at a point in production they realized he was clearly guilty but it was too late to change subjects. “We have no other suspects, the victim’s family won’t speak to us and probably doesn’t appreciate the thousands of amateur detectives this will spawn, better go forward anyway.”

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Jan 13, 2009

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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

motherfucking morning edition had the loving audacity to say pulling out of vietnam was a mistake

https://www.npr.org/2019/08/27/754617638/u-s-negotiators-are-closing-in-on-a-limited-deal-with-the-taliban

Hahahaha wow

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