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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > ITT you work at NPR
 
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doctor 7
Oct 10, 2003

In the grim darkness of the future there is only Oakley.

 *actually tries to inform US citizens without shock value or pandering*

*follows up report with worst music you have ever heard*

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doctor 7
Oct 10, 2003

In the grim darkness of the future there is only Oakley.

 *2-4 minute justification as to the historical and cultural importance to just play a song that was popular like 20 years ago*

"and that was Nirvana's Nevermind."

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doctor 7
Oct 10, 2003

In the grim darkness of the future there is only Oakley.

SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:

are we talking about the guy who did On Point or the guy who did PHC? or how bout the CBC guy who liked the choke women during and not during sex?

I have two incredible skills:

1) I conduct some of the best interviews you have ever heard. Honestly guests end up blowing off things they have scheduled after my interviews so the interviews can last longer. No bullshit I'm that good.

2) Really treading that line between rape and rough sex. Like so close to the line I'm basically sexually assaulting it maybe raping it idk

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doctor 7
Oct 10, 2003

In the grim darkness of the future there is only Oakley.

Who What Now posted:

Mr President this is a Jack In the Box

well can you orange a meeting with the manager please

Edit: I mean orange a meeting

Edit2: orrange

Edit3: put together time we speak thank you

Edit4: also ask her to wear a low cut top and no panties

doctor 7 fucked around with this message at 21:55 on May 6, 2019

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doctor 7
Oct 10, 2003

In the grim darkness of the future there is only Oakley.

HenryJLittlefinger posted:

Your NPR Name
1. Insert your first initial somewhere in your middle name
2. The name of the town your maternal ancestors lived in in the 1850s

optional
3. Hypen
4. Your high school girlfriend's dog's name

holy poo poo

I'm Danaiel Sunderland-Mocha and today we'll be doing a deep dive into personal stories involving mundane everyday bullshit that our interviewees are blowing out of proportion into life changing events

Helen Kepoweliski had to buy some mustard on

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doctor 7
Oct 10, 2003

In the grim darkness of the future there is only Oakley.

Pershing posted:

From Marketplace this morning: "There's Hot Yoga...why not Hot Economics?"

Never have I turned off the radio so quickly.

This sounds like some stupid poo poo Jay Shetty would come up with.

"We've crossed to the moon, so why do we no longer start a conversation with someone across the room."

wow so powerful and these are definitely things that warrant comparison

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