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got you 2 weeds and a baby goat named taters |
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May 6, 2019 07:27
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huge amounts of appreciation for the space queen/birthday gal - i know wheedes would probably be better but it's drat hard to post from here
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May 6, 2019 07:49
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWJzA6c3bO0
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May 6, 2019 08:32
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I will fight you all As I am soon to become extremely old, and powerful Prepuce Repurposed is my forums enemy now and we will fight to the chill probably with tacos and we'd Thank you, you good eggs
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May 6, 2019 09:42
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Happy ham, jobs!! Enjoy all the weed and the May and spring and woosh sounds that you can make!! woosh
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May 6, 2019 13:10
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get a job, ham! |
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May 6, 2019 13:56
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May 6, 2019 14:16
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happy baaaaaaaaaaathday to you, happy baaaaaaaaaaathday to you, happy baaaaaaaaaaaaaathday dear hbaaaaaaaaaamjobs, happy baaaaaaaaaathday to youuuuuuuu
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May 6, 2019 14:17
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQO-aOdJLiw
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May 6, 2019 14:21
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treasure bear fucked around with this message at 15:09 on May 6, 2019 |
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May 6, 2019 14:36
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sincere post for a moment - hamjobs you are a high quality human being and even better yobber and you are one of the people who convinced me to join in on this mad chill zone and stick around despite my terrible, unfunny posting  I appreciate the heck out of you duder. so happy birthday, happy hamjobs appreciation month and hope it's an amazingly good one!okay, continue with the excellent bday posts for the space queen of BYOB also:  this is the good poo poo
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May 6, 2019 16:44
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May 6, 2019 17:06
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You're gonna make me cry ok
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May 6, 2019 17:43
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Happy Birthday Hamjobs!
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May 6, 2019 18:35
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May 6, 2019 19:39
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Happy birthday hamjobs!  please keep future birthday events in the hello and chat thread as to not violate item 1 under "why did my thread get gassed" in the rules thread it's not like a "RULE" it's more like if we had a forum full of threads with user names in them it would be a problem so we discourage them but i'm not enough of a monster to gas a happy thread right now so carry on
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May 6, 2019 19:43
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May 6, 2019 19:49
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Video of Hamjobs and friend on the occasion of her birthday: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=A8mUMSi5M8g&feature=youtu.be courtesy of Cute pictures |
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May 6, 2019 20:57
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xcheopis posted:Video of Hamjobs and friend on the occasion of her birthday: |
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May 6, 2019 21:27
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FluffieDuckie posted:Happy birthday hamjobs! I am a monster though pls gas me
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May 6, 2019 23:25
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hamjobs posted:I am a monster though pls gas me At your age, gas is inevitable.
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Robot Made of Meat posted:At your age, gas is inevitable. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNXb9bCnqlc
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So basically, if I'm reading this thread right, we need to figure out a way to get Hamjobs to the speed of light since if we do that Hamjobs will then be of infinite mass, which therefore means space will dilate to a single point (from their perspective) and for Hamjobs, time will be stopped. I bet if we rewire a Roomba and incorporate a Dyson vacuum cleaner with an Alexa it could happen, after the monstrosity of modern automation got struck by a beefy bolt of lightning in a pool filled with lime jello. I would help, but I have to stay here and smoke this weed https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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May 8, 2019 05:09
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by-yob tryna get a ham beezy fr though happy birthday!!
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Splatmaster posted:So basically, if I'm reading this thread right, we need to figure out a way to get Hamjobs to the speed of light since if we do that Hamjobs will then be of infinite mass, which therefore means space will dilate to a single point (from their perspective) and for Hamjobs, time will be stopped. First of all that's a DSTR Second of all I already have an infinite rear end Korean Boomhauer posted:by-yob tryna get a ham beezy a ham beezy costs an extra $150 I love you all and thank you Except Treasure Bear, because he banned we'd, on line still lobve u bud
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May 8, 2019 07:45
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:Every time is hamjobs time!
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May 8, 2019 07:46
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All watch and clock faces have been replaced with a silhouette of a hand grasping and stroking a large ham.
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May 8, 2019 10:45
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hamjobs posted:All watch and clock faces have been replaced with a silhouette of a hand grasping and stroking a large ham.
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hamjobs posted:All watch and clock faces have been replaced with a silhouette of a hand grasping and stroking a large ham. in london, a prim english nanny turns red faced and covers the eyes of her charges as they gaze up at the new Big in hong kong, a rich buisnessmen look puzzled and disapproving, tapping at his expensive watche in a futile gesture that slowly gives way to alarm. world wide scientists are arguing as the doomsday clock has baffled their wildest predictions, panic breaks out amongst them. what could this mean? alpacas and llamas across the nations smile knowingly at one another, knowing that humanity's time is over and theirs has finally come.The time of hamjobs. Stoner Sloth fucked around with this message at 13:12 on May 8, 2019
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Stoner Sloth posted:in london, a prim english nanny turns red faced and covers the eyes of her charges as they gaze up at the new Big
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For my early birthday present my dog got he balls off
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