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Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Coming straight outta America
When something happens in a school
Nothing happens, it's just another kid dead

:synpa:

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Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


sending my thoughts and prayers right now, hoping they kick in soon so that the children can neo those bullets outta the air and jump into the attacker, turning him into netcode and killing him

Nerses IV
May 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Drone_Fragger posted:

sending my thoughts and prayers right now, hoping they kick in soon so that the children can neo those bullets outta the air and jump into the attacker, turning him into netcode and killing him

That only happens if you post in favor of gun control on social media

edit: Oh my god, it's working!!

Methanar
Sep 26, 2013

by the sex ghost
does he have a twitch

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Nerses IV posted:

I hope it's an incel and it becomes yet another example of internet girls suddenly paying attention to you because you shot up the place

GBS regulars having a normal one in the mass shooter thread

ruddiger fucked around with this message at 00:05 on May 8, 2019

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009

Nerses IV posted:

I hope it's an incel and it becomes yet another example of internet girls suddenly paying attention to you because you shot up the place

what

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer
We need to double - NO, triple the anti-bullying PSAs.

Nerses IV
May 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

ruddiger posted:

GBS regulars having a normal one in the mass shooter

Just, like, use google

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Methanar
Sep 26, 2013

by the sex ghost
I don't care about any mass shooting anymore unless its livestreamed from a go pro and involves a kick rear end soundtrack

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

poo poo did I miss this mass shooting? I was busy with work all day. drat.

Ah well, I guess I’ll catch the next one.

counterfeitsaint
Feb 26, 2010

I'm a girl, and you're
gnomes, and it's like
what? Yikes.

The Walrus posted:

oh a school shooting in colorado, so we are back around to the first ever school shooting state, that means they stop now right? we batted for the cycle?

I think this is the official reboot of school shootings. Going back to it's roots.

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
god bless this mess .

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
apparently this is one of the shooters

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Chinatown posted:

apparently this is one of the shooters



Bubbles mixed with Ricky mixed with Julian

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

Chinatown posted:

apparently this is one of the shooters



he can't keep getting away with this

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

:tandp:

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:
nobody cares OP

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



News says there were two shooters and both are in custody.

I wonder what was broken with them?

Luckyellow
Sep 25, 2007

Pillbug
Probably watched too many Pewdiepie.

Homo Simpson
Oct 21, 2014

by Smythe
Lipstick Apathy

Skypie posted:

All this could be prevented if they just let all kids carry guns to class

Lmao

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017
It's time to ban assault teenagers.

Kia Soul Enthusias
May 9, 2004

zoom-zoom
Toilet Rascal
News says 1 dead now. I know it's naïve of me but when I hear of these things I always hope for zero.

value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW posted:

Oh BTW this school is kindergarten thru 12th grade :thumbsup:

I didn't know they made guns small enough for children to use. You learn something new every day!

kloa
Feb 14, 2007


If you’re gonna shoot up a school, at least have a decent aim and not go through the hassle of it all to not even hit double digits smh

EA Sports
Feb 10, 2007

by Azathoth
shootings are gettings so passe, someone really needs to put in the effort at making a bomb.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
If there aren't double digit body counts then who gives a poo poo any more?

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
Should probably ban schools since a lot of the shootings seem to happen there.

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Can't wait for the Saved By The Bell reboot on Netflix where every third episode is a school shooting.

Homo Simpson
Oct 21, 2014

by Smythe
Lipstick Apathy

kloa posted:

If you’re gonna shoot up a school, at least have a decent aim and not go through the hassle of it all to not even hit double digits smh

Or maybe if we're lucky, they'll kill just you.

naem
May 29, 2011

Infidel Castro posted:

Can't wait for the Saved By The Bell reboot on Netflix where every third episode is a school shooting.

the guy who played screetch stabbed a guy in a nightclub

Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014




Lipstick Apathy
Isn't school letting out in a couple weeks? Someone was procrastinating

frh
Dec 6, 2014

Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.

EA Sports posted:

shootings are gettings so passe, someone really needs to put in the effort at making a bomb.

Ironically most bomb making materials are really hard to get and highly illegal and thus they are very rarely if ever used :thunk:

sexy tiger boobs
Aug 23, 2002

Up shit creek with a turd for a paddle.

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW posted:

Ironically most bomb making materials are really hard to get and highly illegal and thus they are very rarely if ever used :thunk:

lol no theyre not

underage at the vape shop
May 11, 2011

by Cyrano4747

Chinatown posted:

apparently this is one of the shooters



How can you be a dweeb and a jock at the same time???

Dignity Van Houten
Jul 28, 2006

abcdefghijk
ELLAMENNO-P


Another school shooting or as we call it in America, 'Tuesday'

naem
May 29, 2011

underage at the vape shop posted:

How can you be a dweeb and a jock at the same time???

every day I ask that of my reflection in the mirror

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here
Too bad literally nothing can be done to prevent this sort of thing from happening again.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
https://twitter.com/ReporterAshley/status/1125919689882779648?s=19

Post itt every time you lol at a school shooting.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

NoNotTheMindProbe posted:

Too bad literally nothing can be done to prevent this sort of thing from happening again.

Not true, you can move away from America.

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

america is perfectly fine with child sacrifice in order to own guns

nothing will change. this is how america works.

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