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Stadium security workers are massage therapists.

*Burly man dressed in black, with a walkie-talkie, approaches a crowd member*

"Sir, your neck looks tense. I'll need to escort you to the massage area and knead that out."

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Space Taxi
Repurpose the T-shirt cannon to shoot neck pillows

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