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Just popping in to say, "Still gay!" Oh, and after an eternity of waiting I just went out on our date and she was more than happy to show off her sweet rear end. Then we broke up on the side of the road by the side of the highway, we had a drink of water. When I saw we got back together the day after, she asked me if I knew anything. I told her what was going on and it was really awkward to tell her. We spoke a bit more after that in public, and I tried really hard to apologize for everything we went through and I really didn't want things to go back like this anymore. I guess I just want to say thank you for all the support, love and support you have been to me. As for my other relationships, I did have a relationship with her brother and another man. However I don't know if I'll be keeping those relationships. I'm definitely happy to keep them. |
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(Prompt taken from the end of another generated story that I didn't post) A lot of us in the LGBT community, like most members of my generation, were introduced to porn at an early age and it's never gone away," says Glamour writer Anna Campana. "Sex videos are no longer taboo in the LGBT community, it's just never been as much as prominent outside of the 'gay porn' industry." Campana says the growing popularity of explicit sex videos may be related to the fact that so many women today are "nurturing mothers" who watch and re-watch porn to teach their children gender stereotypes. "There is this tendency for women [to watch porn] for the same reasons that you do on television: to get a sense of what's normal in the world," she explains. "Porn is a way to let women know what men want." |
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Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader! So-and-so! Whatserface! The Ugly One! Cheerleader: Hey gals, let's go get ready to LOOK SO GOOD! So-and-so: Word. The Ugly One: Word. Whatserface: Word. So-and-so: Word. The Ugly One: Word. Whatserface: Word. So-and-so: What? The Ugly One: What? Whatserface: What? The Ugly One has left the conversation. Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader! So-and-so! Whatserface! The Ugly One! Cheerleader: Hey gals, let's go get ready to LOOK SO GOOD! So-and-so: Word. The Ugly One: Word. Whatserface: Word. The Ugly One: Word. Whatserface: WOOOOO!!!! The ugliest one: Word. Whatserface: Woooo... The Ugly One: WHAT? Whatserface: WOOOOO!!!! WOOD The Ugly One: WOTW WHAT? WOTW WHAT Whatserface: WOOWWWWWUH The Ugly One: WTF? WHAT THE F**K IS WRONG WITH YOU??? WOW!!!! WTF??? The ugliest one: WTF!!!!!!!! Whatserface: WAT????? WHAT IS GOING ON? WAT?! The ugliest one: WAT?! WAT?! Whatserface: WHAT?? The Ugly One: WHAT?? WHAT?! Whatserface: YOU SON OF A BITCH?? WHAT THE F**K?! |
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The whole internet loves Milkshake Duck, a lovely duck that drinks milkshakes! *5 seconds later* We regret to inform you the duck is going to be shot! We regret to inform you that they're going to be shooting. You will all just take a quick break. And come back later! They're shooting today. The whole internet loves Milkshake Dick, a lovely dick that drinks milkshakes! *5 seconds later* We regret to inform you the dick is about to spill the milk all over your face. Oh wait! *smile* I know those things aren't real, but you do look adorable. I am going to do something naughty today? That's right. We are going to make you gently caress yourself with a Milkshake Dick! |
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Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled apple. It glistened with the sweet aroma of sweet cherries and blackberries. Piper picked another and another, tasting the fruits on their own, then picked more. "The apple really makes it," he finally said. A few moments later it hit: Piper had just touched the peak of the grape. He leaned forward, a bit too eagerly, and found a vine sticking out of the fruit. From his view he realized that to have picked the peck of peaches, the vine would have had to go back, and back, and back, and back. To have taken out the grape from the fruit, it would have had to come back, the vine would have had to come back again, the peck of pickle, which the grape was stuck on, would have had to come back, and again -- After about a minute he was standing on the ledge, panting, his hands and feet burning. Piper had picked the fruit from the tip of the peck of pickle into the mouth of the grape, and that meant that the wine had gotten stuck between his hands and feet, and Piper had wasted about half the time he had been in the tree. She sells seashells by the pound, and a boat rides the wind. He is a good salesman and has an impressive library. The woman on the boat, a married couple, is kind of a stranger, but she has a reputation of being quite polite. She is interested in a certain species of whale and has a pretty picture to hang on her wall. They seem to know her. They have two other passengers on the boat, a guy and his dog. He is kind of nervous about their visit, but they talk through their difficulties as they take off. They arrive at a port of call called Tarsus. After checking out at some sort of port of call, they arrive at a hotel called La Cenotaph, the largest of the campsite towns, the first to be visited by refugees, and from which it is determined that there will be no further contact with humanity whatsoever.
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Did you know we live in a society? that is so messed up. that is how society is. and you know how we get from where we are to where we want to be and what we want to be. and you know how it looks now. and we have problems. (SOUNDBITE OF MUSIC) |
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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and they're like "Where?" In any case here's two of these in my house. And my mom has been eating them all night. Here's my favorite one: And the other one: Here's my favorite way of making homemade milkshakes. These are thick and creamy, with a little maple flavor - and that's just what you want when you make them. No dairy, no refined sugar, no added sugar, no processed junk. Make it as thick as you'd like and fill them to the top, and the flavor should last for about 3-4 hours at room temperature. I hope you enjoyed this post, and let me know what you think in the comments. |
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My milk snake brings all the boys to the yard, and they're like _____, ______, etc. And he wants to be the king!" He'd said he was from the same tribe as the one behind the boys. If anything, it was funny, because I could have sworn I saw the snake himself as he carried his boy around in his arms. The snake wasn't much older than me. His jaw was bigger and thicker than most of them, and his face looked like someone'd punched him through the chest. But he wasn't angry or even very angry. His eyes were wide and his nostrils flared, as if someone's fingers were trying to pull his hair out. He was about the same size as my other son, and he looked like so much fun he would have liked to become an elephant. The thing was, it seemed like I felt like I belonged to this cute little thing. It was his idea to create this whole world for me. He was the one who decided what it was, and I could feel my tiny self beginning to fade away. "Oh! I think he's gonna eat me," I said, waving my arms. "I can't do this!" But he didn't notice my smile. He just smiled again. He did smile at me, though. He gave me a kiss, a kind soft one. |
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(wake me up) wake me up inside (i can't wake up) wake me up inside (save me) ------------------------- [1] "Hoo hoo hao!" [2] "Hoo hoo hao..." [3] "Ha haahahaahaha!" [4] "Hehn haaahahaahaha!" [5] "Ha haahahaahaha!" [6] "Heh heh heh!" [7] "Heh heh heh..." Duke Joined: 03 Mar 2004 Posts: 1366 Location: Netherlands Joined: 03 Mar 2004Posts: 1366Location: Netherlands Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2006 8:41 am Post subject: and, I would like to thank everyone who have done their part as well. We thank the various people on here who have sent me some photos and other documents and also the members of this community who send you pictures every few days if you're interested in the process you can find it here: http://www.meetup.com/Hoo-hoo-Hee/t/12383944/ http://www.meetup.com/Hoo-hoo-Hee/t/15785947/ Here are some pictures that I sent to |
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Here are some pictures sent to me as well: http://www.vancityreporter.com/2014/10/30/l-m.php My first ever painting is now sitting there. Thanks very much for the feedback! You are one heck of a friend! Thank you for this great post! The last bit is pretty cool! I'll hang it up on my desk tomorrow! Thanks! awww 
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Today we're going to bring you an exclusive interview with President Hamjobs, where we talk about the economy, her foreign policy, and her plans for retirement. Interviewer: Welcomes, Ms. President. President Hamjobs: Thank you Mr. Interviewer. I'm so excited! Interviewer: I'm really glad to hear that you're here to do all this. President Hamjobs: Hey! Interviewer: I like that too. President Hamjobs: Well, it's very exciting stuff, and I love that these things happen. So, I feel much better. I'm getting paid, so it's all good. Well, I hope it's all good! Thank you all, good job. Bye! |
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[04:09]HughMalone: Man I love being Internet King. [04:09]HughMalone: @Bacon_Porn [04:09]HughMalone: I want to see my dick in porn. [04:09]HughMalone: I wish I did poo poo than porn. [04:09]Anonymous asked: When will we learn this dude's "real age"? [04:09]hugh malone: That is a good question [04:09]Anonymous asked: When will we learn this dude's "real age"? [04:09]Anonymous asked: when do you watch porn? [04:09]hugh malone: I watch it all the time! [04:09]Anonymous asked: What is your favorite porn star? [04:09]hugh malone: All the ones in this show but not on my show. [04:10]Anonymous asked: when do you watch porn? [04:10]Hugh Malone: I watch porn as soon as it arrives [04:10]Hugh Malone: I don't want to watch porn that many times but if it is available I will. |
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The world is hard and cold, so sometimes you just need to sit back and enjoy a soft and warm iced tea. It feels good to have a glass of water and not have to carry on the conversation. The sun is shining, the air is warm, and there are people around enjoying this peaceful moment. But then there are the people who seem to be too busy chatting away. No matter what we do, they'll say something about how much money is in the bank, "there's nothing I can do," and they'll leave. And as soon as they finish talking they'll say, "What are you talking about"? And the answer is nothing. We are already on our way to an end-of-the-week shopping expedition in our own houses, with the only thing we need to do is to leave all our money in the bank. So what's a person like myself to do? A lot, you ask. Well, the answer is that, for all the people who seem to be out of money already, there are still a few who are looking for it. And they'll come to me with a really desperate request, and the only way to satisfy them is to tell me everything they want to know about finance. What I want to know the most is: Where is the best bank in the world? If |
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Abbott: How'd the man die? Costello: Nuttin'. Abbott: So nothing killed him? He's dead, how did he die? Costello: Nuttin' killed him. Abbott: So what the hell happened? Costello: Nuttin'. Abbott: No, it's like this story: we're in the hospital, I'm having an operation, I pull out of the operation and someone drops by, says to me, let's get another pizza. We don't even eat one. I want to order the second (inaudible) pizza but they're closing so I give him my pizza and he's gone. Costello: Why wouldn't you want to go to that pizza place? Abbott: Because they were close to where I'm from and there's a lot of drugs in it and you know, if I wanted to go that pizza place there were way better options, like, uh...you know, I'd get a bottle of wine with it but...it would be more dangerous there? Costello: That's like the next thing you said. He's like, "Yeah, but I'm a doctor." Abbott: But he's, uh, not even a doctor, or he's not a lawyer, he
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Abbott: How'd the man die? Costello: Nuttin'. Abbott: So nothing killed him? He's dead, how did he die? Costello: Nuttin' killed him. Abbott: Nuttin' killed him! [Costello and Abbott continue yelling at each other for about 15 seconds] Costello: This isn't a drill; this isn't a football team. This is a family that's trying to help people. And you keep on screaming when it goes wrong, like it's not even a drill. Well, we have an emergency plan and that's what's going to help. ABORTION Abbott: That'll be a good death, what if it was somebody that was on the other side of that fence? Costello: Why don't they throw me down? Abbott: They're going to run to the other side of that fence. Costello: [shouting to someone over the PA] Come with me, man! Come with me! [a man wearing cowboy hat walks over to Abbott] Come with me! Abbott: Yeah, we're going to be right along with you. [The cowboy jumps down and runs over to Abbott and asks: "Who's coming with you?", and
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Costello: Well then who's on first? Abbott: Yes. Costello: I mean the fellow's name. Abbott: Who. Costello: The guy on first. Abbott: Who. Costello: The first baseman. Abbott: Who. Costello: Yes, who's on first. Abbott: Yes, who's. If you're on first. Costello: Who's on first. Abbott: Yes yes yeah. Costello: What? Abbott: Yes who's on first. Costello: Who's on first. Who? I don't know his name; what about the other one? Abbott: He's on first. Costello: Who? Abbott: Yes, who's on first. He'll be your man. Costello, who is not being identified, said he would accept Abbott. On CNN the next morning, Abbott said if Costello did not agree to support Abbott, he did not plan to meet Costello again in the future. He added that he thought Costello's stance was not a good idea.
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Bob Ross painted with the blood of his enemies. Bob Ross: We don't make mistakes, we make mistakes to make them better. And you know what? If I don't make them better, I am never going to get any of the money. In fact, I might as well sit down and die right now. (To the audience), Bob has the opportunity to apologize for his mistakes, to show everyone the mistakes he has made, to be "a hero," but he refuses to do it.
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https://www.bobrosslipsum.com/index.html Just think about these things in your mind and drop em' on canvas. Anything you want to do you can do here. Just go back and put one little more happy tree in there. When you do it your way you can go anywhere you choose. Of course he's a happy little stone, cause we don't have any other kind. It's a very cold picture, I may have to go get my coat. It’s about to freeze me to death. Now, we're going to fluff this cloud. The light is your friend. Preserve it. Everybody needs a friend. We don't have to be concerned about it. We just have to let it fall where it will. You can bend rivers. But when I get home, the only thing I have power over is the garbage. |
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google THIS posted:https://www.bobrosslipsum.com/index.html Let your imagination just wonder around when you're doing these things. A thin paint will stick to a thick piece of steel. A metal that's already been struck by lightning, for example, can slip off the steel and cause severe damage. A metal with a light touch and a long life span will not slip like a cheap metal that only has a one in four chance of actually passing. Metal has an internal strength of roughly 1,000 times the density of water. A small piece of metal can crack, shatter, and break in a way that can easily destroy anything in sight. It is very powerful. Some of your favorite weapons, the things you carry around in your pockets, your shoes, or even your car keys, could also be weakened by a piece of metal. Many of these pieces of metal are made of aluminum, which is also brittle and easily destroyed. That's why it is vital to look for metals in all forms - if you have any metal in your pockets, you need to replace these with glass-reinforced polymer or stronger metals. Most metal is brittle. If you're going to get hit by a car, and you're wearing a heavy sweater, you might want to bring a sweater instead of putting your coat on! The most common types of metal are: Alum (Aluminum-Ole 
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If you don't like it - change it. It's your world. These little son of a gunslinger things are cool. I'm the world's biggest shooter." -Cody, 16 "I'm in love with me gunman! I love me gunman! So if you want to do a little gunmaster thing - I'm totally for it." -Cody, 16 "It's so much better than a bullet." -Cody, 16 "It feels cool when you do those crazy stuff for guns. And it's fun for everybody." -Cody, 16 The "little gun" meme has spawned numerous spin-off characters: 1. CODER - the very cool looking soldier 2. DROPPED - a little kid 3. BUDDY - a baby boy 4. CATS - some cats 5. BLUE - a gunman 6. JUNGLEBOYS - just like you 7. CARTMAN - a cartman There was even a little boy named Caleb. He is a little kid who likes to shoot a gun.
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1. CODER - the very cool looking soldier 2. DROPPED - a little kid 3. BUDDY - a baby boy 4. CATS - some cats 5. BLUE - a gunman 6. JUNGLEBOYS - just like you see on the news 7. BUNK - a bun 8. SHACKLE - a guy 9. NUT (SORRY BUT TOTALLY HAPPY) - we're trying 10. HORSENESS - a clown 11. SNACK - an egg 12. SONIC - cool as a cucumber 13. WOW - wow 14. SICKLY - a sickly or sickly-wounded 15. CROCKETEER - some random piece of poo poo's rear end 16. CANTUN - you know how the word can sound weird and weird just the same 17. SCARRED - someone that hurts somebody because of no reason 18. TIRED - tired, tired of you 19. making GBS threads - someone that does something mean and mean and stupid 20. HARD - you really don't want to hurt someone 21. SODOMIC - no matter
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9. NUT (SORRY BUT TOTALLY HAPPY) - we're trying 10. HORSENESS - a clown 11. SNACK - an egg 12. SONIC - cool as a cucumber 13. WOW - wow 14. SICKLY - a sickly or sickly-wounded 15. CROCKETEER - some random piece of poo poo's rear end 16. FOLKS - a bunch of people standing around on a bus 17. WALL OF EMOTIONAL UNITY - it's all fun and games until we actually kill someone 18. JIMMY - the big dick guy in the movie 19. SINGING - singing 20. WINGS - feathers 21. ANIMALS - animals who act like animals 22. BOOM - the beatdown 23. BOMB - the bomb 24. BULLET - a piece of ammo 25. LITTLE SORRY - we're all kind of sorry 26. NO FUN - we're still not very good as a group
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the amazing thing about procedurally generated text is that it comes from the same source. Every line of my life has been influenced by a random sequence of words, and while their patterns change over time, the overall effect is the same each time I read them. So you could write a book from the simple way of thinking to the more sophisticated way of thinking, and it would be the same." Now he's been given the keys to the castle castle castle. He must now go in search of the one which will end his days without ever being broken or cursed. I find it hard not to agree. Perhaps if some of us had been born this way, we would be quite different, far better people. Perhaps we'd learn a little something from his journey. So I don't take myself too seriously when I write. So instead, I try to approach it from the perspective that, even if what I write is nonsense, at least it's being written by people rather than machines. Somehow, in my mind, I never want to write. This is not an issue that can be improved by the introduction of algorithms, or the construction of new types of text. It is an issue that can only be solved through love and the understanding and respect of other living, breathing writers. And to that end, I encourage you all to share your memories of what you |
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. IT'S THE FIRST YEAR OF HIGH SCHOOL and the film has no plot lines, no characters, and no plot progression! IT FEELS LIKE A PORN MOVIE FOR MY FEMALE FRIENDS AND MOST OTHER PEOPLE I KNOW, SO IT IS NOT TOO WORTH YOUR TIME. |
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