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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:if everybody has a boyfriend, then no one has a boyfriend That's incorrect because if everyone has a boyfriend there's not a boyfriend industry, we're cutting out the capitalism from boyfriends and making it equitable |
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hamjobs posted:That's incorrect because if everyone has a boyfriend there's not a boyfriend industry, we're cutting out the capitalism from boyfriends and making it equitable boyfriends for the people!
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I don;'t NEED a boyfriend. I don't need a boyfriend!! -person cathartically announcing their independence i have a boyfriend though -that person |
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:boyfriends for the people! I would say this is socialism but my boyfriend is Elon Musk and I hate him |
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Selling boyfriends, offering 1.9% interest rate on payment plans, renting available for short-term use, boyfriends willing to be more boy than friend, vice versa or both equally, depending on the setting. Please contact your boyfriend manager to set you up! BOYFRIEND UNLIMITED, LLC IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY PHYSICAL OR EMOTIONAL HARM HAPPENING DURING THE BOYFRIENDED PERIOD. IF YOU HAVE TROUBLE WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND, CONTACT YOUR LOCAL TAMPON TO POUR BLUE FLUIDS AND GET FURTHER SUPPORT.
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hamjobs posted:I would say this is socialism but my boyfriend is Elon Musk and I hate him grimes and misdemeanors |
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Manifisto posted:grimes and misdemeanors changing my name legally to ç |
# ? May 17, 2019 00:38 |
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google THIS posted:(an old black-and-white sitcom)
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# ? May 17, 2019 08:41 |
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I have a boyfriend too. His name is Jetz McFlake |
# ? May 17, 2019 09:24 |
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Alan 00X posted:I have a boyfriend too. His name is Jetz McFlake According to BYOBot: Jetz McFlake a man who is quite possibly the greatest baseball analyst in the game and one of the most talented people in baseball today! After reading several great articles and writing a few short articles for other sites on his baseball skills and skillset, I decided to put together a short guide to what makes this guy special. So in this guide we'll talk about his strengths, weaknesses, his strengths and how to properly apply them with the rest of the pitchers in this tournament. I'll use a variety of examples for our example, so bear with me! So in the spring there were many questions when the team went to the mound in the minor leagues. Do any players have a ceiling? Why not just use them up, but when does it get to this point? For example, do a bunch of kids on the farm like Johnny Cueto, Noah Syndergaard, Jacob deGrom, and Jake Arrieta have a ceiling in a major league game? Of course not! But with the help of a great scouting report by Jon Morosi, I can ---------- Annnnnnnd......... I have a boyfriend too. His name is Jetz McFlake, I also have a big sister." Jetz doesn't go by his middle name, instead choosing to call himself "Manny". On my previous mission that was in the Mojave, we had spoken about his sister. He had told me that she was good with guns but she was never able to play in any combat so wasn't interested in anything violent. I have a friend who's the same but has had quite a story, he's been captured by the NCR and is confined to Vault 111 for his own protection. "Manny, how are you? You seem to feel something is up." "Yeah I feel bad about everything else." His mouth turned down in a sad smile. "I lost my parents and brother recently, my mom got an accident and left me, my sister, and me mom after that." Jetz went on to explain how his sister got her mom stuck in the Mojave so she couldn't leave. As we sat down to eat, Jetz started to speak more freely again. ------- So congrats on your legendary, post-apocalyptic baseball analyst boyfriend! |
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im so old i heard the thread title in a creaky voice
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i just flot if they want it come get it |
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