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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

if everybody has a boyfriend, then no one has a boyfriend

That's incorrect because if everyone has a boyfriend there's not a boyfriend industry, we're cutting out the capitalism from boyfriends and making it equitable

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


hamjobs posted:

That's incorrect because if everyone has a boyfriend there's not a boyfriend industry, we're cutting out the capitalism from boyfriends and making it equitable

boyfriends for the people!

lmbo calrissian

i'm into fashion
men are my passion
I don;'t NEED a boyfriend. I don't need a boyfriend!! -person cathartically announcing their independence

i have a boyfriend though -that person

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

boyfriends for the people!

I would say this is socialism but my boyfriend is Elon Musk and I hate him

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Manifisto


hamjobs posted:

I would say this is socialism but my boyfriend is Elon Musk and I hate him

grimes and misdemeanors

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Manifisto posted:

grimes and misdemeanors

changing my name legally to ç

Twenty Four


google THIS posted:

(an old black-and-white sitcom)

Bernice: (peering out the window) Roger, look! The Jenkinses next-door just got a boyfriend!

(laugh track)

Roger: (not looking up from his newspaper) That's nice, dear.

(laugh track)

Bernice: Why don't we have a boyfriend, Roger?

Roger: we don't need one, dear.

(laugh track)

Bernice: (in her signature whiny voice) But Rogeeeerrr!

(laugh track)

Billy: (running into the kitchen) Gee willakers, Ma! The neighbors just got a boyfriend!

(laugh track)

Bernice: That does it! I'm going to get us a boyfriend if it's the last thing I do!

(sustained laugh track)

(Roger just looks at the camera and shakes his head, bracing for the disruption to his routine that inevitably ensues whenever his wife trying to do something independently)

Alan 00X
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I have a boyfriend too. His name is Jetz McFlake

Stoner Sloth

Alan 00X posted:

I have a boyfriend too. His name is Jetz McFlake

According to BYOBot:

Jetz McFlake a man who is quite possibly the greatest baseball analyst in the game and one of the most talented people in baseball today! After reading several great articles and writing a few short articles for other sites on his baseball skills and skillset, I decided to put together a short guide to what makes this guy special. So in this guide we'll talk about his strengths, weaknesses, his strengths and how to properly apply them with the rest of the pitchers in this tournament. I'll use a variety of examples for our example, so bear with me! So in the spring there were many questions when the team went to the mound in the minor leagues. Do any players have a ceiling? Why not just use them up, but when does it get to this point? For example, do a bunch of kids on the farm like Johnny Cueto, Noah Syndergaard, Jacob deGrom, and Jake Arrieta have a ceiling in a major league game? Of course not! But with the help of a great scouting report by Jon Morosi, I can
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Annnnnnnd.........

I have a boyfriend too. His name is Jetz McFlake, I also have a big sister."

Jetz doesn't go by his middle name, instead choosing to call himself "Manny". On my previous mission that was in the Mojave, we had spoken about his sister. He had told me that she was good with guns but she was never able to play in any combat so wasn't interested in anything violent. I have a friend who's the same but has had quite a story, he's been captured by the NCR and is confined to Vault 111 for his own protection.

"Manny, how are you? You seem to feel something is up."

"Yeah I feel bad about everything else." His mouth turned down in a sad smile. "I lost my parents and brother recently, my mom got an accident and left me, my sister, and me mom after that." Jetz went on to explain how his sister got her mom stuck in the Mojave so she couldn't leave.

As we sat down to eat, Jetz started to speak more freely again.
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So congrats on your legendary, post-apocalyptic baseball analyst boyfriend!







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Carthag Tuek

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



im so old i heard the thread title in a creaky voice

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i just flot if they want it come get it

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