google THIS posted:

(an old black-and-white sitcom)

Bernice: (peering out the window) Roger, look! The Jenkinses next-door just got a boyfriend!

(laugh track)

Roger: (not looking up from his newspaper) That's nice, dear.

(laugh track)

Bernice: Why don't we have a boyfriend, Roger?

Roger: we don't need one, dear.

(laugh track)

Bernice: (in her signature whiny voice) But Rogeeeerrr!

(laugh track)

Billy: (running into the kitchen) Gee willakers, Ma! The neighbors just got a boyfriend!

(laugh track)

Bernice: That does it! I'm going to get us a boyfriend if it's the last thing I do!

(sustained laugh track)

(Roger just looks at the camera and shakes his head, bracing for the disruption to his routine that inevitably ensues whenever his wife trying to do something independently)