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Good morning If you're reading this, Thank you. You have chosen to follow me, The Bananana. I am going to chronicle bits of my vacation as they occur, and as I get the chance. Feel free to take the time to ask me questions, flame me, etc. I am happy to take any questions. Now, for starters, I am waiting at the airport for my flight. It's 5:12 a.m., and i am having a Whiskey and coke. If you're wondering, I brought in the travel size whiskey, and mixed it into a coke I bought once I got through security. Security was fun. No big deal. The TSA guy didn't give a poo poo about my alch. lol. Ok, so to recap, feel free to ask any questions, and post your comments, I hope I don't have a Final Destination.
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can you see a taint sweat mark on your airplane seat?
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May 14, 2019 12:53
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nvm, have fun!
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May 14, 2019 12:59
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Bye, stay safe on your flight.
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May 14, 2019 13:28
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Is it one of them Boeing planes that has the "plunge to ground" setting as default?
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May 14, 2019 13:59
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Um well, Question 1, where the gently caress are you going OP?
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May 14, 2019 14:04
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Is the vacation to rehab OP? Sounds like you have a problem.. 
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May 14, 2019 15:18
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Um well, Question 1, where the gently caress are you going OP? On a plane jeez does anyone even read anymore?
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May 14, 2019 15:41
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One of the few places on Earth where the social penalties of drinking hard liquor at 6AM don't exist, the airside portion of an airplane terminal.
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May 14, 2019 15:45
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Where are you going?
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May 14, 2019 16:01
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I'll follow along Be graphic and detailed please. Also a little bit of info about you would be helpful.
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May 14, 2019 17:03
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May the force be with you, op, always.
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May 14, 2019 17:08
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Let us know if you join the Mile High Club, OP
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May 14, 2019 17:12
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a lot of airports have surprisingly filthy pornographic magazines you can buy. i recommend buying one and carrying it around to brand yourself as a pervert among these strangers youll never meet again and arent expected to talk to anyway
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May 14, 2019 17:12
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gary oldmans diary posted:a lot of airports have surprisingly filthy pornographic magazines you can buy. i recommend buying one and carrying it around to brand yourself as a pervert among these strangers youll never meet again and arent expected to talk to anyway I had pornhub on my iPad screen the night before one flight. When I pulled my iPad out in the plane the next day it turned on and a video started. Hoo boy that was not a pleasant experience.
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May 14, 2019 17:14
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I'm in the Caribbean. This place is a trip!
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May 14, 2019 22:01
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Are you drinking something out of a coconut?
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May 14, 2019 22:06
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Lambert posted:Are you drinking something out of a coconut? Nah it's the OP he brobablu just ordered a big ole cup if dick
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May 14, 2019 22:09
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Where's tha fuckin' photos OP!!!!
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May 14, 2019 22:15
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What island you loser?
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May 14, 2019 22:16
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Internet through a straw and across the sea here. Bear with me. 
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May 14, 2019 22:20
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Kuato posted:I had pornhub on my iPad screen the night before one flight. When I pulled my iPad out in the plane the next day it turned on and a video started. Hoo boy that was not a pleasant experience. drat, sucks that your co-pilot was a homophobe.
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May 14, 2019 23:03
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Kuato posted:I had pornhub on my iPad screen the night before one flight. When I pulled my iPad out in the plane the next day it turned on and a video started. Hoo boy that was not a pleasant experience.
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May 14, 2019 23:08
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Much water
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May 14, 2019 23:24
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i hope u have a good time op
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May 14, 2019 23:31
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The Bananana posted:Internet through a straw and across the sea here. nice work OP!!! is that a cow in that photo?
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May 15, 2019 00:17
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gotta be a pooch
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May 15, 2019 00:28
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The Walrus posted:gotta be a pooch
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May 15, 2019 00:32
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Did the tsa man touch your dick with the back of his hands?
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May 15, 2019 01:07
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numberoneposter posted:looks behoofed to me Who the gently caress cares, looks like a tiki bar or some sort in the middle. Go down an have a drink w your dinner for tomorrow night.
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May 15, 2019 01:51
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Nooner posted:Nah it's the OP he brobablu just ordered a big ole cup if dick They only have coconuts full of dick.
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May 15, 2019 09:06
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EA Sports posted:can you see a taint sweat mark on your airplane seat? I did not. I did fly economy, like a poor however, so we were all herded in pretty quickly. There may or may not have been all manner of taintsweat. I just didn't see any. Lambert posted:nvm, have fun! Kuato posted:May the force be with you, op, always. super sweet best pal posted:Bye, stay safe on your flight. Call Your Grandma posted:i hope u have a good time op thanks! Icochet posted:Is it one of them Boeing planes that has the "plunge to ground" setting as default? it was an Airbus. Little shaky over the Bahamas, but otherwise a fine flight. SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Um well, Question 1, where the gently caress are you going OP? General Dog posted:Where are you going? [In extremely Caribbean accent] The island of St Lucia Gay Weed Dad posted:Is the vacation to rehab OP? Sounds like you have a problem.. glass houses and thrown stones, Gay Weed Dad. Glass houses and stones. MaoistBanker posted:One of the few places on Earth where the social penalties of drinking hard liquor at 6AM don't exist, the airside portion of an airplane terminal. yeah, nobody have a shiiiiiiit guestimate posted:I'll follow along thank you, Up at 3, airport at 4, takeoff at 6. We hit Atlanta, with a 30 min layover which was rough. Thank god for the terminal tram, or PlaneTrain as they called it. My wife and I were the last ones aboard. Then away! A bumpy 3 hour flight later we landed on the island. Its hot and sticky if you don't have a breeze, but generally, the winds always moving a little. Please read the following with care: THE ST LUCIANS ARE loving INSANE DRIVERS! 1st off, I'm having to deal with driving on the left, as opposed to on the right, as god intended, but then, as if that weren't stressful enough while trying to navigate to the resort on windy narrow roads, I have suicide sleds rocketing past me. I'm talking flying, folks! Like, 70 in a 40. Anyways, I'll save more for later. Just know the place is beautiful, even in its poverty. But a lot the beach town folk are SUPER pushy asking for tips. And they all want to know where I'm staying. I'm not a fan of that. Also, I think a jungle rat or something was dancing on the roof of our place all night long. Lol. This place is wild. a peck of pickled peckers posted:Let us know if you join the Mile High Club, OP I did not.  gary oldmans diary posted:a lot of airports have surprisingly filthy pornographic magazines you can buy. i recommend buying one and carrying it around to brand yourself as a pervert among these strangers youll never meet again and arent expected to talk to anyway thank you for the tip! I did not get a chance to do so. Sorry! My wife would have have been displeased, but whatever, I would have done it for you if I'd found one, man. Lambert posted:Are you drinking something out of a coconut? not yet. I will update you specifically, when I do. Nooner posted:Nah it's the OP he brobablu just ordered a big ole cup if dick Nooner!!!!  Chinatown posted:Where's tha fuckin' photos OP!!!! I got you player numberoneposter posted:lol what video was it???? yes, do tell The Walrus posted:gotta be a pooch it's a cow! Burt Sexual posted:Who the gently caress cares, looks like a tiki bar or some sort in the middle. Go down an have a drink w your dinner for tomorrow night. the thing I think you're referring to is actually a mill to crush sugar cane, I think. Ergo the cows to work the mill. You can mod challenge me on it, I swear, that I will find a beach tiki and drink rum from a coconut. For you... for ALL of you!! Hamclam posted:Did the tsa man touch your dick with the back of his hands? no
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May 15, 2019 10:57
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1. Didja rip some hot ones on the plane? 2. Where didja get the whiskey into the Coke bottle? 3. Idunno, that place looks dope.
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May 15, 2019 11:05
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Fartington Butts posted:1. Didja rip some hot ones on the plane? No. I did take a leak though, when we had turbulence, and I was pretty nervous the whole time I'd end up with a face full of piss. I actually had a few travel sized bottles of liquor from my wedding left over. It is dope. But kinda stresses me out from the driving and the poverty leading to very pushy beggars/salespeople.
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May 15, 2019 23:26
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May 15, 2019 23:28
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nice work OP! the redhead was a good choice OP!!!!
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May 15, 2019 23:35
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As long as you're white you'll be fine travelling. I was coming back from NZ and the entire loving zipper on my suitcase fell the gently caress off the day I was packing. I didn't have the money for an airport suitcase but I did have a 2.5lb bag of industrial zip ties from my job there. I zip tied the suitcase shut and put the bag in the suitcase. In the inner flap I wrote with marker something along the lines of "Could you please zip tie the bag shut after you're done inspecting the contents" and surprisingly no one said anything and the bag made it back on time and unmolested.
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May 15, 2019 23:47
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You’re a v attractive couple. But that is NOT a tiki bar. Be safe goon!autism ZX spectrum posted:As long as you're white you'll be fine travelling. I was coming back from NZ and the entire loving zipper on my suitcase fell the gently caress off the day I was packing. I didn't have the money for an airport suitcase but I did have a 2.5lb bag of industrial zip ties from my job there. I zip tied the suitcase shut and put the bag in the suitcase. In the inner flap I wrote with marker something along the lines of "Could you please zip tie the bag shut after you're done inspecting the contents" and surprisingly no one said anything and the bag made it back on time and unmolested. Wtf does being white mean in this? Did you write “I’m white I swear “?
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You know nothing jason schwartzman
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