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Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

EMAIL... THE INTERNET... SEARCH ENGINES...
Ever pendulous, ever swinging.

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BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

I felt this page was missing something:

nesamdoom
Apr 15, 2018

nesaM killed Masen


sure the gently caress isn't now, daaaaamn them balls are big

Fatrick
Jul 19, 2003

*Jumping Peppers!* *Enjoy the Sauce!*


Happy Holidays you little pig boys.

Gangringo
Jul 22, 2007

In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one sat.

He chose the path of perpetual contentment.

The Pig-Nog is stored in the balls.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Pig-nog tryna get a hambeezy

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
Absurd Pox Term
Rad Buxom Strep
     
Retard Ox Bumps
Borax Dumpster
     
Dares Box Trump

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Pig-nog tryna get a hambeezy

nesamdoom
Apr 15, 2018

nesaM killed Masen


I could go for a couple litres of Pig Nog.

SavageMessiah
Jan 28, 2009

Emotionally drained and spookified

Toilet Rascal

nesamdoom posted:

I could go for a couple litres of Pig Nog.

You must remove the Pork Cork to receive the Pig Nog.

Fatrick
Jul 19, 2003

*Jumping Peppers!* *Enjoy the Sauce!*

SavageMessiah posted:

You must remove the Pork Cork to receive the Pig Nog.

Akratic Method
Mar 9, 2013

It's going to pay off eventually--I'm sure of it.

Any day now.

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Pig-nog tryna get a hambeezy

I hate that this is the post that's made me laugh the most in months.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


nesamdoom
Apr 15, 2018

nesaM killed Masen



I looked up the most powerful eruptions in history today and please don't let them release upon the planet, nothing will survive that.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Crosspost (thanks Grey Cat).

SavageMessiah
Jan 28, 2009

Emotionally drained and spookified

Toilet Rascal
Looking forward to the first peep at the huge balls in the new year.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

SavageMessiah posted:

Looking forward to the first peep at the huge balls in the new year.

Here's a preview:

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

EMAIL... THE INTERNET... SEARCH ENGINES...
Who's gonna stay up on New Year's to watch the balls?

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

Volmarias posted:

Who's gonna stay up on New Year's to watch the balls?

I'm too old for that poo poo

The balls will still be there in the morning, pig willing

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Volmarias posted:

Who's gonna stay up on New Year's to watch the balls?

I love watching the balls drop.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

maybeadracula posted:

I'm too old for that poo poo

The balls will still be there in the morning, pig willing

Do not take this pigs huge balls for granted.

Cyril Sneer
Aug 8, 2004

Life would be simple in the forest except for Cyril Sneer. And his life would be simple except for The Raccoons.

SavageMessiah posted:

Looking forward to the first peep at the huge balls in the new year.

Why wait till the new year to peep those balls?

Fatrick
Jul 19, 2003

*Jumping Peppers!* *Enjoy the Sauce!*

Cyril Sneer posted:

Why wait till the new year to peep those balls?

Got to start the year off right

Henry Lee Mucus
Dec 11, 2003

I mean, that pig’s balls are really big. Has anyone else noticed that?

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
Ask not......... what your country can do for you...........

Look at this pig's huge balls.

nesamdoom
Apr 15, 2018

nesaM killed Masen


Henry Lee Mucus posted:

I mean, that pig’s balls are really big. Has anyone else noticed that?

Let me take another look...

:pigsballs::sbahj:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
The balls are timeless

nesamdoom
Apr 15, 2018

nesaM killed Masen


BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

The balls are timeless

Someday our scientific understanding may be advanced enough to understand them. For now, we can only sit back and behold.

Cyril Sneer
Aug 8, 2004

Life would be simple in the forest except for Cyril Sneer. And his life would be simple except for The Raccoons.
*three pages* to find the pigs huge balls

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

:five:

Fatrick
Jul 19, 2003

*Jumping Peppers!* *Enjoy the Sauce!*
It's the new year for someone, please feast your eyes on the majesty:

DerekSmartymans
Feb 14, 2005

The
Copacetic
Ascetic

Fatrick posted:

It's the new year for someone, please feast your eyes on the majesty:



Porcine pendulums are profound!

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Fatrick posted:

It's the new year for someone, please feast your eyes on the majesty:



2024 is going to suck major rear end…


But at least we have the balls.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Fatrick posted:

It's the new year for someone, please feast your eyes on the majesty:



WOAH!!!!


Happy pig's huge balls new year!

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

EMAIL... THE INTERNET... SEARCH ENGINES...
New year, same pig balls.

:pigsballs:

InsensitiveSeaBass
Apr 1, 2008

You're entering a realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic, or contains some kind of monster... The second one. Prepare to enter The Scary Door.
Nap Ghost
Fulfilling my new year's resolution within the hour

nesamdoom
Apr 15, 2018

nesaM killed Masen


Starting the year off with jealousy, but appreciative jealousy. Well, Awe.

SavageMessiah
Jan 28, 2009

Emotionally drained and spookified

Toilet Rascal
2024 pig balls status: still loving HUGE

good gravy :eyepop:

Fatrick
Jul 19, 2003

*Jumping Peppers!* *Enjoy the Sauce!*

The good gravy comes from the Balls

Cosmik Debris
Sep 12, 2006

The idea of a place being called "Chuck's Suck & Fuck" is, first of all, a little hard to believe
that's my retirement gravy

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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
Some enterprising goon needs to start selling pigballs bumper stickers in SA mart.

I'll take two of them and 5 cents per unit sold as royalties for my awesome idea.

Someone should also make a mold of those nuts, and then start casting pig nuts.
They'd become more popular than truck nutzzz.

One dollar per unit sold for royalties on that one.

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