Baseball, Zizek, Hentai and Twitter - Let's Play The Closer!

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Zereth: Jul 9, 2003

Is it just me or is "gently caress that" almost always the correct answer whenever it shows up?

I say "almost" because of the text adventure where it means you don't get a new pitch

# ¿ Jun 23, 2019 14:37

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 16:07

Zereth: Jul 9, 2003

Wait, dinosaur forest?

# ¿ Jun 23, 2019 22:13

Zereth: Jul 9, 2003

Loxbourne posted:

I was linked to this thread by a friend and just finished two nights of catching up.

I still haven't entirely crossed off "this entire game has been made up by two people conspiring to mock us all" as an option, but you know what....I don't care any more. This is glorious.

There are google results for it back in 2015, so if so it's a long-rear end con.

# ¿ Jun 24, 2019 20:30

Zereth: Jul 9, 2003

GrandmaParty posted:

Oh come on you gotta explain why Carl Everett was in the dinosaur forest. It's great.

I grew up in Plano. It sucks

I thought it'd been covered before that he doesn't believe in dinosaurs in this thread?

"Because he's a creationist" is new to me, though, although maybe I missed something

# ¿ Jun 27, 2019 20:37

Zereth: Jul 9, 2003

I suspect the way to get out of this ending is to do what Twitter suggested and just loving hit Rodriguez in the head.

# ¿ Jul 7, 2019 01:08

Zereth: Jul 9, 2003

TheMcD posted:

YOU CAN BARBECUE VEGETABLES.
No, that is truly ridiculous.

I gotta go with Safer Carlos here, that's the best way to cook corn on the cob.

Assuming they're talking about the "outdoor grill" and not "slow smoking" barbecue.

Also man, I called it, despite not remembering that we'd learned a beanball somewhere. :monocle:

# ¿ Jul 8, 2019 06:02

Zereth: Jul 9, 2003

Dragonatrix posted:

If this game is only second, I so want to see what's first.

They didn't say second-best, just second, chronologically.

# ¿ Jul 9, 2019 10:33

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 16:07

Zereth: Jul 9, 2003

Regallion posted:

And the first is most likely OFF, what with the main character there being "The batter"

I wouldn't call OFF a "baseball RPG", sure the main character is kinda a baseball man, but everything else in the game isn't about baseball.

# ¿ Jul 9, 2019 14:12

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