Time Zones!!!

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Jaded Burnout

There's BST, GMT, EST, Wile West Zone, New York Minute, Spaceship Futureland, Everybody ♥s The 90s, Georgian, Victorian, Barcelonian, Underwater, and Blue. Remind me what the other ones are? I'm sure I'm missing some.

# ? May 19, 2019 12:10

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Jaded Burnout

Mountain Time, Hammer Time, Outta Time, and Europe.

# ? May 19, 2019 12:11

Stoner Sloth

Party Time! Beer o Clock! :toot:

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# ? May 19, 2019 13:06

Manifisto

there's the "I have time for this bullshit" zone, which has the paradoxical quality of being impossible to enter

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# ? May 19, 2019 14:11

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# ? May 19, 2019 14:39

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

In the zone, zoned out, the danger zone

# ? May 19, 2019 16:22

Manifisto

it's astounding
time is fleeting
(what's your favorite band?)
madness
(they suck!)
takes its toll

# ? May 19, 2019 16:28

Stoner Sloth

in a zone, of my own

# ? May 19, 2019 16:46

xcheopis

Jaded Burnout posted:

There's BST, GMT, EST, Wile West Zone, New York Minute, Spaceship Futureland, Everybody ♥s The 90s, Georgian, Victorian, Barcelonian, Underwater, and Blue. Remind me what the other ones are? I'm sure I'm missing some.

Nap time, which is where I live.

# ? May 19, 2019 16:53

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Manifisto posted:

it's astounding
time is fleeting
(what's your favorite band?)
madness
(they suck!)
takes its toll

# ? May 19, 2019 18:54

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

We'd Time, Too Much Time, Not Enough Time, This is Taking a Long Time, Hot Dog Savings Time (8 buns ten hot dogs why), Time to Die, Time to Pretend

# ? May 19, 2019 18:55

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

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# ? May 19, 2019 19:40

alnilam

Manifisto posted:

it's astounding

no, it's a skeleton :haw:

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# ? May 19, 2019 19:41

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

alnilam posted:

no, it's a skeleton

no, but you have one inside you

welcome to skeleton time bithc

# ? May 19, 2019 19:49

Goons Are Gifts

Chill zone.

Sorry that's all I came up with after 4 hours of thinking.

# ? May 19, 2019 19:59

Olive!: It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

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# ? May 19, 2019 20:26

Manifisto

alnilam posted:

no, it's a skeleton

# ? May 19, 2019 20:32

Jaded Burnout

Goons Are Great posted:

Chill zone.

Sorry that's all I came up with after 4 hours of thinking.

or was it.. 8 hours??

# ? May 19, 2019 20:36

google THIS

If you go too far in the Time Zone Act 2 you'll cross the International Date Line and end up in the Time Zone Act 1 again.

# ? May 19, 2019 21:12

google THIS

All I'm asking is why can't we compare time zones to Greenwich Nice Time instead?

# ? May 19, 2019 21:16

Jaded Burnout

if you gotta go that fast maybe you should stick to the Green hill Zone!

# ? May 19, 2019 21:24

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Mid Atlantic (time) Rift

# ? May 19, 2019 21:31

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

The final countdown, lunch time, the olden days, the burger King cool kids club, slime time, space time, miller time, power hour, life time made for TV movie

# ? May 19, 2019 21:36

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Time after Time

# ? May 19, 2019 21:41

Manifisto

my friend, entering the room: "hi everybody, and welcome to the tim zone!!"

me: tim you don't have to do that every single time

tim: actually I sort of do

me: and the theme music is catchy but it's kind of derivative

ty nesamdoom!

# ? May 19, 2019 22:25

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

sometimes a second or so is added to or subtracted from UTC to account for tiny fluctuations in the length of Earth's orbital year. once, 15 minutes was subtracted from UTC when Bob from time.gov was late for work.

# ? May 20, 2019 03:58

The Klowner: by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Time doesn't exist, OP.

# ? May 20, 2019 04:10

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

The Clowner posted:

Time doesn't exist, OP.

But it's the measurement of observably consistent change in state that we're talking about. Colloquial time, if you will.

# ? May 20, 2019 05:38

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Time is an illusion sold to you by the people who also told you gravity was as simple as mass being attracted to mass and that's simply not true, it's far more complicated than that and requires a lot more math

# ? May 20, 2019 05:59