FFV 4JF 2019: The Zerker Risk was Calculated, but man, am I bad at axe

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Bad Seafood: Dec 10, 2010; If you must blink, do it now.

My Love For You is Like a Truck :siren:

Last year I bit off a bit more than most people could chew with my donation incentive. This year I'll keep it simple.

For every goon who kills NED with two Berserkers in their party, I'll donate $5.
For every goon who kills NED with three Berserkers in their party, I'll donate $25.
For the first goon who kills NED with four Berserkers in their party, I'll donate $125; for any subsequent goons, $50 (while supplies last).

Only one goon can claim the big money. For all other runs, in any combination, the cap is $200.

# ¿ Jun 12, 2019 16:42

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 03:18

Bad Seafood: Dec 10, 2010; If you must blink, do it now.

Yeah, four Berserkers is a chore and a half to play, but it seems like there's always somebody, so I figured why not reward that poor hapless person for all the time they're gonna pour into this thing. Since I still had money left over from last year's incentive, I decided (then) to hedge it here.

# ¿ Jun 13, 2019 18:08

Bad Seafood: Dec 10, 2010; If you must blink, do it now.

Howdy sports fans.

Nasgate posted:

http://imgur.com/a/zxdrgqX

Did a winnerrisk, got Blue sent to the void. My first wipe against NED was a zombie Gaia hammer, which was pretty funny. Especially since my victorious attempt included what you see, berserk toad Krile finishing NED with a Gaia hammer proc.

Some Guy TT posted:

Asterid posted:

Counted, counted, and counted, but Nasgate, just to keep things tidy, you wouldn't happen to have another shot of your team alive and unfrogged would you? I'm not gonna cast aspersions over $5, I just wanna maintain a precedent.

Archenteron posted:

I'M COMING FOR YOUR MONEY FISHMAN

jaclynhyde posted:

Anyway time to do a less annoying run.

# ¿ Jul 2, 2019 22:06

Bad Seafood: Dec 10, 2010; If you must blink, do it now.

Howdy folks.

Kinda fell off my own playthrough over the summer, but I've been keeping up with the thread, tracking any takers for my berserker drive. Unless I missed somebody, the current list is as follows:

Nasgate - 2 berserkers!! ($5)
Some Guy TT - 2 berserkers!! ($5)
Asterid - 2 berserkers!! ($5)
Archenteron - 4 berserkers!!!!!!!! ($125)
Jaclynhyde - 4 berserkers!!!! ($50)

Let me know if I missed somebody!

I'll be making my donation on the 29th (I can never remember if the fiesta ends on the 30th or after the 30th), so that's three days left for anyone masochistic enough to try and win a bit more of my money.

# ¿ Aug 26, 2019 14:45

Bad Seafood: Dec 10, 2010; If you must blink, do it now.

# ¿ Aug 29, 2019 16:21

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 03:18

Bad Seafood: Dec 10, 2010; If you must blink, do it now.

Some Guy TT posted:

Wasn't sure my double Berserker run counted since it was before you announced your Toxx. Hardly going to begrudge you for not noticing, since it did get counted for the toxx I risked for.

It's for charity, don't worry about it.

# ¿ Aug 31, 2019 04:20

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