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and his cousin, the pun-ish-er! the punisher: knife to meet you! the pun-ish-er: mice to neet you! villain: that's not a pun, that's a spoonerism! the pun-ish-er: [shrugs] it's in the ballpark
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[sidekick]: "punisher, there's less than a minute left on the nuclear detonator! aren't you going to, you know . . . disarm it?" [punisher, wireclippers in hand]: "well, my lad, you know what I always say!" [the clock reaches 0:30 seconds] "a snip in time . . . " [0:20] " . . . ssaaaaaaaves . . . " [0:12] " . . . . . " [the device explodes prematurely, destroying the city in a flash] [the ghost of the punisher, surveying the scene]: "well, they knew what I was going for" |
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