its greebmas season!

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Manifisto

hard to believe it's that time again, but greebmas is almost upon us! what are your plans this year?

# ? May 22, 2019 20:57

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# ? May 3, 2024 11:10

Manifisto

note: this is NOT the thread for greebmas avatars/sigs. we'll do those separately to avoid overwhelming this one.

ty nesamdoom!

# ? May 22, 2019 20:59

Manifisto

I heard a rumor that federal offices have BANNED greebmas decorations this year. even, like, tinsel in the traditional greebmas colors. this war on greebmas has gone too far, it's political correctness run mad!

# ? May 22, 2019 21:07

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

can't believe it's only eleventeen days til greebmas and I've done no hunting and haven't dug my greebmas hole

# ? May 22, 2019 23:55

alnilam

when the greebmas stuff started to go up in stores before toppinsday is even over i stopped enjoying it tbh

# ? May 23, 2019 00:10

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

alnilam posted:

when the greebmas stuff started to go up in stores before toppinsday is even over i stopped enjoying it tbh

toppinsday? nowadays they start putting stuff out BEFORE halloweed

# ? May 23, 2019 00:15

FreshCutFries

putting on my greebmas hat and doing the greebmas dance around the traditional greebmas chowder. "Great greebmas to all," I shout as my shoulders dislocate and flap in the greebmas breeze, greebmasly.

# ? May 23, 2019 00:16

Manifisto

alnilam posted:

when the greebmas stuff started to go up in stores before toppinsday is even over i stopped enjoying it tbh

there are those who say greebmas is really only for the young. personally, I'd say that if you've lost your sense of wonder at stories involving giant magical beetles, you've lost your soul.

# ? May 23, 2019 00:19

FreshCutFries

Chive On is a greebmas movie

# ? May 23, 2019 00:19

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Thingyman posted:

Chive On is a greebmas movie

What the FRICK, it's a Toppinsday movie you chorizo

# ? May 23, 2019 00:21

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

My favorite part of greebmas is when everyone gathers around the hole to push Grandma in while chanting "SHOVE HER IN THE BUCKET" and she cackles madly until she falls in and screams "THE DEED IS DONE"

then we all open our greebmas sacks to find them filled with spoiled nutmeats and raisins!

# ? May 23, 2019 00:23

Manifisto

hamjobs posted:

then we all open our greebmas sacks to find them filled with spoiled nutmeats and raisins!

the sack is a deliberate judeo-christian distortion, the original tradition involved an urn

# ? May 23, 2019 00:25

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

please keep greeb in greebmas

# ? May 23, 2019 00:30

Manifisto

the new taylor swift version of this traditional carol isn't bad, but gently caress I am hearing it EVERYWHERE

BYOBot posted:

silent night
greebmas night
all is calm
in the twilight
night
foolishness.
tent pole over the street
no
foolishness.
tent pole over the street
no
foolishness.
nervousness.
tent pole
foolishness.
no other sound in the room
no matter where it lies
foolishness.

# ? May 23, 2019 00:35

FreshCutFries

"I guess you were right, Linus. I shouldn't have picked this little tree," said Charlie Brown. "Everything I do turns into a disaster. I guess I don't really know what Greebmas is all about. Isn't there anyone who knows what Greebmas is all about?" "Sure, Charlie Brown, I can tell you what Greebmas is all about," said Linus.

[Linus walks to center stage.]

"Lights, please."

And there were in the same country sherpas abiding in the field, keeping much over their flock by night. And, lo, the angel of the Lorm came upon them, and the glordy of the Lorm shored red a bow them: and they were sore afraid. And the angel said unto them, Door knock: for, tree hole, I tring you wood tidings of great ploy, which shall be to all people. For unto you is plorm this day in the city of Greebma a Havier, which is Greeb the Lorm. Bland miss gall a bay twine unto you; Ye shall find the flabe wrapped in swarthing chowder, lying in a flanger. And mudden be there was tith the angel a pulchritude of the geventy chost praising Greeb, and saying, Glory to Greeb in the highest, and on flerf meats, good will forlorn men. --Book 42, Cuke, The Givel, Ching Fames Version

[Linus picks up his blanket and shuffles off-stage.]

# ? May 23, 2019 00:51

Stoner Sloth

Thingyman posted:

"I guess you were right, Linus. I shouldn't have picked this little tree," said Charlie Brown. "Everything I do turns into a disaster. I guess I don't really know what Greebmas is all about. Isn't there anyone who knows what Greebmas is all about?" "Sure, Charlie Brown, I can tell you what Greebmas is all about," said Linus.

[Linus walks to center stage.]

"Lights, please."

And there were in the same country sherpas abiding in the field, keeping much over their flock by night. And, lo, the angel of the Lorm came upon them, and the glordy of the Lorm shored red a bow them: and they were sore afraid. And the angel said unto them, Door knock: for, tree hole, I tring you wood tidings of great ploy, which shall be to all people. For unto you is plorm this day in the city of Greebma a Havier, which is Greeb the Lorm. Bland miss gall a bay twine unto you; Ye shall find the flabe wrapped in swarthing chowder, lying in a flanger. And mudden be there was tith the angel a pulchritude of the geventy chost praising Greeb, and saying, Glory to Greeb in the highest, and on flerf meats, good will forlorn men. --Book 42, Cuke, The Givel, Ching Fames Version

[Linus picks up his blanket and shuffles off-stage.]

Almond.

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# ? May 23, 2019 00:54

Manifisto

Thingyman posted:

"I guess you were right, Linus. I shouldn't have picked this little tree," said Charlie Brown. "Everything I do turns into a disaster. I guess I don't really know what Greebmas is all about. Isn't there anyone who knows what Greebmas is all about?" "Sure, Charlie Brown, I can tell you what Greebmas is all about," said Linus.

[Linus walks to center stage.]

"Lights, please."

And there were in the same country sherpas abiding in the field, keeping much over their flock by night. And, lo, the angel of the Lorm came upon them, and the glordy of the Lorm shored red a bow them: and they were sore afraid. And the angel said unto them, Door knock: for, tree hole, I tring you wood tidings of great ploy, which shall be to all people. For unto you is plorm this day in the city of Greebma a Havier, which is Greeb the Lorm. Bland miss gall a bay twine unto you; Ye shall find the flabe wrapped in swarthing chowder, lying in a flanger. And mudden be there was tith the angel a pulchritude of the geventy chost praising Greeb, and saying, Glory to Greeb in the highest, and on flerf meats, good will forlorn men. --Book 42, Cuke, The Givel, Ching Fames Version

[Linus picks up his blanket and shuffles off-stage.]

lol

# ? May 23, 2019 00:55

alnilam

Thingyman posted:

"I guess you were right, Linus. I shouldn't have picked this little tree," said Charlie Brown. "Everything I do turns into a disaster. I guess I don't really know what Greebmas is all about. Isn't there anyone who knows what Greebmas is all about?" "Sure, Charlie Brown, I can tell you what Greebmas is all about," said Linus.

[Linus walks to center stage.]

"Lights, please."

And there were in the same country sherpas abiding in the field, keeping much over their flock by night. And, lo, the angel of the Lorm came upon them, and the glordy of the Lorm shored red a bow them: and they were sore afraid. And the angel said unto them, Door knock: for, tree hole, I tring you wood tidings of great ploy, which shall be to all people. For unto you is plorm this day in the city of Greebma a Havier, which is Greeb the Lorm. Bland miss gall a bay twine unto you; Ye shall find the flabe wrapped in swarthing chowder, lying in a flanger. And mudden be there was tith the angel a pulchritude of the geventy chost praising Greeb, and saying, Glory to Greeb in the highest, and on flerf meats, good will forlorn men. --Book 42, Cuke, The Givel, Ching Fames Version

[Linus picks up his blanket and shuffles off-stage.]

# ? May 23, 2019 01:08

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

but my flerf meats aren't even spoiled yet?

an ominous greebmas omen :negative:

hope I don't get seven years of bad holes :sweatdrop:

# ? May 23, 2019 01:13

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

prepuce repurposed posted:

but my flerf meats aren't even spoiled yet?

an ominous greebmas omen

hope I don't get seven years of bad holes

you're only gettin bad holes buddy, you know the greebmas donkey will poop in your hole and steal your grandmother for that

# ? May 23, 2019 01:29

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Thingyman posted:

"I guess you were right, Linus. I shouldn't have picked this little tree," said Charlie Brown. "Everything I do turns into a disaster. I guess I don't really know what Greebmas is all about. Isn't there anyone who knows what Greebmas is all about?" "Sure, Charlie Brown, I can tell you what Greebmas is all about," said Linus.

[Linus walks to center stage.]

"Lights, please."

And there were in the same country sherpas abiding in the field, keeping much over their flock by night. And, lo, the angel of the Lorm came upon them, and the glordy of the Lorm shored red a bow them: and they were sore afraid. And the angel said unto them, Door knock: for, tree hole, I tring you wood tidings of great ploy, which shall be to all people. For unto you is plorm this day in the city of Greebma a Havier, which is Greeb the Lorm. Bland miss gall a bay twine unto you; Ye shall find the flabe wrapped in swarthing chowder, lying in a flanger. And mudden be there was tith the angel a pulchritude of the geventy chost praising Greeb, and saying, Glory to Greeb in the highest, and on flerf meats, good will forlorn men. --Book 42, Cuke, The Givel, Ching Fames Version

[Linus picks up his blanket and shuffles off-stage.]

Stoner Sloth posted:

Almond.

# ? May 23, 2019 01:29

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

my dad said the greebmas donkey would bring us an urn this year but all we have are sacks because we are too stupid to afford urns, i really hate being this big of an idiot ugh

maybe next year when we push grandma in the hole we'll have a greebmas miracle and finally become smart

# ? May 23, 2019 01:30

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

hamjobs posted:

you're only gettin bad holes buddy, you know the greebmas donkey will poop in your hole and steal your grandmother for that

fucken lol

# ? May 23, 2019 01:38

Manifisto

hamjobs posted:

my dad said the greebmas donkey would bring us an urn this year but all we have are sacks because we are too stupid to afford urns, i really hate being this big of an idiot ugh

maybe next year when we push grandma in the hole we'll have a greebmas miracle and finally become smart

may your tent pole be foolish, no matter where it lies

# ? May 23, 2019 01:38

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

my tentpole has been spouting a lot of wisdom lately. I'm afraid the greebmas witches will rub sticks all over my windows.

# ? May 23, 2019 01:57

Manifisto

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

my tentpole has been spouting a lot of wisdom lately. I'm afraid the greebmas witches will rub sticks all over my windows.

we all are buddy

we all are

# ? May 23, 2019 01:59

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

i'm scared

# ? May 23, 2019 02:10

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

my tentpole has been spouting a lot of wisdom lately. I'm afraid the greebmas witches will rub sticks all over my windows.

me too but if they do we get a second chance to jump the greebmas septic tank for prizes after the house burns down

# ? May 23, 2019 04:31

Stoner Sloth

so what makes for the perfect greebmas present?

# ? May 23, 2019 04:57

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

Stoner Sloth posted:

so what makes for the perfect greebmas present?

only that which is hunted and found for free, may a good greebmas present be

so like, mushrooms. seashells. rocks etc

# ? May 23, 2019 05:03

Manifisto

Stoner Sloth posted:

so what makes for the perfect greebmas present?

I wish I knew. all I can say, from experience, is that a box of live beetles is way more welcome if they are packaged with plenty of pre-supplied food

and not, uh, angry and ravenous

ty nesamdoom!

# ? May 23, 2019 05:07

Stoner Sloth

Hugh Malone posted:

only that which is hunted and found for free, may a good greebmas present be

so like, mushrooms. seashells. rocks etc

Manifisto posted:

I wish I knew. all I can say, from experience, is that a box of live beetles is way more welcome if they are packaged with plenty of pre-supplied food

and not, uh, angry and ravenous

Excellent greebly ideas! For those in North America, have you considered a live racoon or skunk? What better way to tell someone how you really feel about them on greebmas morning when they open that gift wrapped box/potatoe sack/thing thrown at them after shouting 'Think fast!'!!

# ? May 23, 2019 07:09

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GRANDMA WANTS TO gently caress BLUE VELVET" as she tumbles into the family's traditional ceremonial greebmas mineshaft

# ? May 23, 2019 07:20

Goons Are Gifts

Can't wait to roam the neighborhood with my traditional greebmas machete and collect so many car tires before we set our greebmas tree on fire the night before full moon hits!!

I wonder if anyone ever accidentally summoned the greebmas devil over this, but last greebmas I lost my neighbor so maybe!

# ? May 23, 2019 11:44

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

buying pre-rancid nutmeats is cheating imo but sometimes you just don't have 2 years to curse the nutmeats as they slowly bathe in a vat of their own mealy flesh-juices.

# ? May 23, 2019 14:55

Stoner Sloth

*decks the halls with strings of sausage*

# ? May 23, 2019 14:59

google THIS

Coworker: So, what are your plans for this G-mas?

(I whack him over the head with my traditional greebmas shovel, which is the traditional response to that question but I also whack him a little harder than normal because of the irreverent abbreviation)

# ? May 23, 2019 15:16

google THIS

"Hey Rod, what's that song about grandma getting pooped on by a donkey?"

"Uh, Grandma Got Pooped On By a Donkey?"

"No..."

# ? May 23, 2019 15:21

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

google THIS posted:

Coworker: So, what are your plans for this G-mas?

(I whack him over the head with my traditional greebmas shovel, which is the traditional response to that question but I also whack him a little harder than normal because of the irreverent abbreviation)

Saint Windows98

# ? May 23, 2019 15:27

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# ? May 3, 2024 11:10

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

puttin out wasabi pigs in a blanket and a tall cold glass of mayo for ol' saint dick rn

spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

# ? May 23, 2019 15:30

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