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Why not hit Costco, those platters already are big and people don't care. Also, get the big package of cookies. Make shrimp cookie sandwiches. That sounds good!
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Colonel Cancer posted:At least you are not buying beers to drink by yourself like some kinda degenerate Hey, if I started to wonder what cashiers think when I buy booze, I wouldn't have an alcohol problem. Moral of the story: follow your heart, gently caress the haters!
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May 25, 2019 00:14
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Linux Pirate posted:Shrimp out don't wimp out.
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May 25, 2019 00:26
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Eat whatever you like drildo squirt. Its your right.
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May 25, 2019 00:26
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why not just buy frozen shrimp and cook them 
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May 25, 2019 01:12
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get the shrimp bro
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May 25, 2019 01:46
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eat the shrimp op
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May 25, 2019 01:49
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It's shrimp time, op
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May 25, 2019 01:58
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_WoegLPrgg
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May 25, 2019 02:01
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drilldo squirt posted:Is it weird to buy a party plate of shrimp from the market? Should I feel bad about eating prepared shrimp and marinade while alone? I wouldn’t. Shrimps are good eatin’. Lots of protein and not too many calories.
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May 25, 2019 02:22
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What do you mean when you say shrimp and marinade anyway? The shrimps are cooked already, so you wouldn't marinate them? Are you talking about the cocktail sauce?
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May 25, 2019 04:13
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eat the shrimp op
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May 25, 2019 04:32
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Tony Snark posted:No different than a bucket of fried chicken, the trick is to not to be disgustingly fat. whatever I'm gonna do both
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May 25, 2019 04:40
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drilldo squirt posted:Is it weird to buy a party plate of shrimp from the market? Should I feel bad about eating prepared shrimp and marinade while alone? You should feel weird about paying too much for wimpy rear end shrimp. Go to the cash n carry and get a 2lb bag of cooked shrimp and a half gallon of cocktail sauce for the same price.
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May 25, 2019 04:47
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Instead of buying shrimp from the grocery store, you could always head down to your local Bubba Gump Shrimp Company and order up a nice big plate of Mama Blue’s Southern Charmed Fried Shrimp, or maybe even some Shrimp Shack Mac and Cheese
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May 25, 2019 06:02
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Wamdoodle posted:whatever I'm gonna do both goddammit now I want popcorn shrimp
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May 25, 2019 06:04
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Invite the cashier to your party. When they show up, and it’s just you, share the shrimp with them.
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May 25, 2019 06:44
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buy the shrimp and eat it on a cam, post to youtube. At the end everybody who watches the video ate the shrimp with you.
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May 25, 2019 06:48
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Relentless posted:You should feel weird about paying too much for wimpy rear end shrimp. I don't know what the cash n carry is.
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May 25, 2019 07:23
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Fanelien posted:buy the shrimp and eat it on a cam, post to youtube. At the end everybody who watches the video ate the shrimp with you. That would be a video of me eating shrimp in complete silence while I stared dead eyed into a camera and I feel like it would be a bad idea.
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May 25, 2019 07:24
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drilldo squirt posted:That would be a video of me eating shrimp in complete silence while I stared dead eyed into a camera and I feel like it would be a bad idea. do it.
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May 25, 2019 07:30
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drilldo squirt posted:That would be a video of me eating shrimp in complete silence while I stared dead eyed into a camera and I feel like it would be a bad idea. Spice it up a little. Get on a shrimp boat and live stream it directly from the net...... to the net.
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May 25, 2019 07:32
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drilldo squirt posted:That would be a video of me eating shrimp in complete silence while I stared dead eyed into a camera and I feel like it would be a bad idea. Just put ASMR in the title
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May 25, 2019 07:43
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drilldo squirt posted:That would be a video of me eating shrimp in complete silence while I stared dead eyed into a camera and I feel like it would be a bad idea. Then add ambience and make it festive. Wear a terrible sweater, sit in a comfy chair, and have a yule log in plain view.
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May 25, 2019 07:58
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drilldo squirt posted:They don't make shrimp buckets, unfortunately. Google "bucket of prawns" and weep.
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May 25, 2019 10:10
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actually ive been thinking about it and shrimp can eat a dick. gently caress shrimp. why are you eating water bugs. gross, everyone
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May 25, 2019 10:31
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PRAWN TILL DAWN! 
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May 25, 2019 10:40
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learn to slowly overturn large semi-flat rocks in creeks with running water and eat the drat fresh crayfish
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May 25, 2019 11:36
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Eat the platter, who care s’matter
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May 25, 2019 12:44
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Please share a photo of yourself eating said platter.
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May 25, 2019 12:53
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Re: video. Use a festive background. Take your shrimp platter to the fair and eat it on camera.
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May 25, 2019 13:27
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hey yeah you with the sad face go back to your place and shrimp it up of course youre a big bore what do you care for? just shrimp it up
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May 25, 2019 13:55
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What the hell kind of shrimp comes pre-cooked as a platter with marinade? (edit) wait, do you think the cocktail sauce is some type of marinade?
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May 25, 2019 15:09
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Don't rub a rut into floor pacing the meat counters, OP. You are making the cute women in yoga pants nervous.
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May 25, 2019 15:16
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The Dregs posted:What the hell kind of shrimp comes pre-cooked as a platter with marinade? Haha, I missed that entirely.
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May 25, 2019 15:22
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Instead of buying shrimp and “marinade” from the grocery store, you should just go on down to your local Bubba Gump Shrimp Company and ask your Shrimpstress for a plate of “...Of Course We Have Scampi!”
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May 25, 2019 15:56
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OP, we all know you were hallway through eating all those shrimps and sucking marinade off your fingers before you even posted this thread. It's too late to worry about it now
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May 25, 2019 17:36
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I thought that was only a place in the movies.
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May 25, 2019 17:37
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Dreamt of eating shrimp platters in crowded rooms of friends, only to wake up alone and shrimpless.
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drilldo squirt posted:Dreamt of eating shrimp platters in crowded rooms of friends, only to wake up alone and shrimpless. You can solve one of these problems with some cash. And the other by going to costco
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