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Arrhythmia posted:You can solve one of these problems with some cash. True friendshrimp is not sold.
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if I ever buy a boat it’s going to be named the uss FriendShrimp®️™️
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drilldo squirt posted:I thought that was only a place in the movies. No, your local Bubba Gump Shrimp Company is very real! You can go and get yourself a big old plate of Dumb Luck Coconut Shrimp! Or perhaps a plate of Lt Dan’s Surf and Turf? There’s even the Jenny’s Catch for those who don’t care for shrimp!
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GIANT OUIJA BOARD posted:No, your local Bubba Gump Shrimp Company is very real! You can go and get yourself a big old plate of Dumb Luck Coconut Shrimp! Or perhaps a plate of Lt Dan’s Surf and Turf? There’s even the Jenny’s Catch for those who don’t care for shrimp! Don't get the Jenny's Catch, it's AIDS!
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May 25, 2019 18:43
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We live in a post shame society, eat the shrimps.
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LabyaMynora posted:Don't get the Jenny's Catch, it's AIDS! Hey. HEY! The movie never says AIDS!
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May 25, 2019 20:15
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Eat the shrimp and give no fucks about it. They're a healthy choice - high protein, low carb and virtually fat free unless they're fried. Enjoy.
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May 25, 2019 20:47
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WHAT THE HELL IS MARINADE?!?
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May 25, 2019 22:09
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It's marinade.
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Buying the party-platter of shrimp along with decoy party items is the equivalent of buying the 3 Pizza and Wings special from the pizza place, and when the delivery driver arrives you open the door you shout back over your shoulder "Pizza's here, everybody!" to your empty apartment.
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May 25, 2019 22:48
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A marinade is a sauce, most often used to soak into meat before cooking or serving.
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May 26, 2019 00:15
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BattleCattle posted:A marinade is a sauce, most often used to soak into meat before cooking or serving. It’s also the red stuff for shrimps.
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May 26, 2019 00:17
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Anything can be anything, you do you.
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Pewdiepie posted:It’s also the red stuff for shrimps. I think you mean marinara
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BattleCattle posted:A marinade is a sauce, most often used to soak into meat before cooking or serving. No. A marinade is specifically a sauce used to soak raw food in before cooking
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May 26, 2019 02:47
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Waterbed Wendy posted:I think you mean marinara No, that's something else
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May 26, 2019 02:49
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shrimp are beautiful creatures. do you really want to waste them on guests, who may or may not even appreciate their sacrifice? eat them all yourself and pray briefly to honor them.
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May 26, 2019 02:56
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Pewdiepie posted:It’s also the red stuff for shrimps. ketchup?
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Buying the party-platter of shrimp along with decoy party items is the equivalent of buying the 3 Pizza and Wings special from the pizza place, and when the delivery driver arrives you open the door you shout back over your shoulder "Pizza's here, everybody!" to your empty apartment. I only do this when all the lights are off, for maximum verisimilitude.
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500 good dogs posted:ketchup? Ketchup and Horseradish (aka cocktail sauce)
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May 26, 2019 03:02
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Time has passed OP. Did you finish the shrimp platter?
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Waterbed Wendy posted:I think you mean marinara No that’s the red stuff for pizza.
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May 26, 2019 06:59
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post the platter u gimp!
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To whom it may concern, I formally requesting a side of marinade to go along with your finest Detlef Schrempf please And, Thank you
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500 good dogs posted:ketchup? old bay
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May 26, 2019 08:56
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500 good dogs posted:ketchup? BUTTER RUM FAST, BIITCH
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May 26, 2019 08:57
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Maybe OP means the Cajun marmalade available at your local Bubba Gump Shrimp Company? Just ask your shrimpstress for some to dip your Mama Blue’s Southern Charmed Fried Shrimp
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hush puppies for the uninitiated
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Is it acceptable to buy a large bag of Peanut Butter M&Ms for a 3 hour drive to the vernal dinosaur quarry?
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drilldo squirt posted:That would be a video of me eating shrimp in complete silence while I stared dead eyed into a camera and I feel like it would be a bad idea. I'd watch it.
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the only use of a marinade on cooked shrimp I can think of is for pickled shrimp. pickled shrimp rule, especially Yucatecan and Jamaican styles with shitloads of chiles.
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Edgar posted:Is it acceptable to buy a large bag of Peanut Butter M&Ms for a 3 hour drive to the vernal dinosaur quarry? No.
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Edgar posted:Is it acceptable to buy a large bag of Peanut Butter M&Ms for a 3 hour drive to the vernal dinosaur quarry? Of course not. You're gonna need at least 3 bags.
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Arrhythmia posted:No, that's something else Pewdiepie posted:No that’s the red stuff for pizza. Mmm nope, maybe you guys are thinking of salsa??
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anyone else find canned shrimp just absolutely delightful? it's the only thing I eat straight out of the can (using chopsticks because I'm still civilized)
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500 good dogs posted:anyone else find canned shrimp just absolutely delightful? it's the only thing I eat straight out of the can (using chopsticks because I'm still civilized) 
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drilldo squirt posted:That would be a video of me eating shrimp in complete silence while I stared dead eyed into a camera and I feel like it would be a bad idea. Hang up a bunch of towels with beach prints on them, wear a tacky Hawaiian shirt with a fake parrot taped to your shoulder, and tell bullshit stories about pirates and sing sea chanteys off key. There are way dumber things on YouTube that have gotten people internet famous.
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Tony Snark posted:Hang up a bunch of towels with beach prints on them, wear a tacky Hawaiian shirt with a fake parrot taped to your shoulder, and tell bullshit stories about pirates and sing sea chanteys off key. There are way dumber things on YouTube that have gotten people internet famous. I'd subscribe to that webzone!
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Hey OP the ocean called and said they're running out of shrimp... Probably because YOU ATE THEM ALL!!! 
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