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bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

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no true statistician lol

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bob dobbs is dead
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bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

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bullet distribution on the planes coming back

the bits where the bullets are not are
where if you get hit the plane goes boom and does not come back. so they put more armor there

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

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big data is statisticians but not brutally incompetent at computing

bob dobbs is dead
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just incompetent, not brutally incompetent

i remember a lil tiff between a grad student and a prof, who was about 75 years old. stats dept. prof was telling kids in class that you should just expect computing resources including programmers to do the programming work "in any decent sized company" and the grad student was basically being like "ok boomer"

bob dobbs is dead fucked around with this message at 20:18 on Sep 23, 2020

bob dobbs is dead
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Doom Mathematic posted:

"Big Data" is a term of flattery used to sell expensive solutions to organizations with middling amounts of actual data.

that too

one of my old bosses used to do a consultancy dealio and he sold big data poo poo to a mall it dept

the big data came in, it was a 10mb excel file

he got paid >50 large. 5 bucks a kilobyte lol

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

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what they basically wanted was a join table

they paid 50 grand for a join table

bob dobbs is dead
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you see a graph like that you gotta play the curb your enthusiasm theme over it

doot doot doot dadadadahdahdah ditdahditdadah..

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bob dobbs is dead
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called style transfer

you can make illustrative style, tuning the dealios is just not hard if youre not doin anything original

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