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bird.

do not even think about suggesting laws in this, the law-free zone thread

# ? May 31, 2019 00:15

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# ? May 15, 2024 16:30

bird.

please do not think about coming into this thread and think about suggesting laws, in this, the Singapore of Posting More

# ? May 31, 2019 00:15

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

ok, but you may be breaking the rules

# ? May 31, 2019 00:16

Manifisto

laws of this thread:

(1) there are no laws here!!!
(2) if you want to impose laws, see law #1!!!!

# ? May 31, 2019 00:18

bird.

Manifisto posted:

laws of this thread:

(1) there are no laws here!!!
(2) if you want to impose laws, see law #1!!!!

this sounds dangerously close to suggesting laws, in this, the Hong Kong of Posting Long

# ? May 31, 2019 00:19

bird.

i feel you reading, reader, and i can sense you thinking, in your head, about suggesting laws, in this, The Gymboree of Being Free, and i'd advise against it

# ? May 31, 2019 00:21

Manifisto

BrownianMotion posted:

this sounds dangerously close to suggesting laws, in this, the Hong Kong of Posting Long

that sounds dangerously close to enforcing some kind of LAW!!

# ? May 31, 2019 00:22

bird.

Manifisto posted:

that sounds dangerously close to enforcing some kind of LAW!!

do not bring up laws, sir, in this thread, the Amsterdam of Posting

# ? May 31, 2019 00:23

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

laws are against the law here, in the law free thread, so therefore, post about laws all you want.

# ? May 31, 2019 00:24

bird.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

laws are against the law here, in the law free thread, so therefore, post about laws all you want.

you can ask your lawyers to adjudicate, but it will do no good, in the Sovereign State of Posting Great

# ? May 31, 2019 00:30

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

thinkin bout how laws should be illegal!!!!!!!!!!!

# ? May 31, 2019 00:30

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

opposite day in a lawless land: laws are illegal!

# ? May 31, 2019 00:36

bird.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

opposite day in a lawless land: laws are illegal!

i see where you're going with this, but there is no legal clerk to file paperwork, here, in the Tiny Thread of Lawless-Quirk

# ? May 31, 2019 00:39

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

there are no laws here. in fact, laws would be illegal if we had the infrastructure necessary to enact such a thing, but we do not.

# ? May 31, 2019 00:43

alnilam

Law? Naw

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# ? May 31, 2019 00:46

vanisher

*begins construction of the pillow fort*

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# ? May 31, 2019 01:00

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

the only reason to be a cop in this thread is to make woo-woo noises with the siren

# ? May 31, 2019 01:06

bird.

when Judge Dredd simply walks by this thread he begins to disintegrate, from the mere sight of the Posting-Gate of Legal Hate

# ? May 31, 2019 01:13

bird.

Can you catch what's wrong with this image?

Trick question, nothings wrong. Jaywalk all you want.

# ? May 31, 2019 01:13

bird.

in case anyone is thus far confused, or has any questions regard the feelings we have about laws in this thread, we do not recognize any whatsoever around here, in Der Thread-Lichtenstein von Gerichtlicht-Nein

# ? May 31, 2019 01:43

Manifisto

completing my time machine by posting it itt because the laws of physics don't mean squat here

# ? May 31, 2019 01:46

Manifisto

godwin be damned, NOBODY is comparing anything to hitler itt because we are not law-nazis

# ? May 31, 2019 01:47

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

but what about tree law

# ? May 31, 2019 01:52

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Isaac Asimov's robots just going ham all up in here.

# ? May 31, 2019 01:56

Manifisto

Here are the laws of this law-free zone:

There is no state.

The laws of this law-free zone are unchangeable.

You can only break laws you personally find objectionable.

Your government will always enforce the laws of THIS LAW-FREE ZONE.

If you're out of here, I'll send you back by helicopter.

I'll kill you in my office if I see you outside the city walls.

You are allowed to live without your government because I'm going to leave you with a big bill.

There are no exceptions. Every law on this rulebook is on its own page.

Let's start with The Police. Everyone in this legal-free zone gets free speech and free press with no restrictions except personal security, property, and the safety of others. As for your private security, they pay you only $50 or have you set up a private security company so the people who do the security can use your money for their own personal use.

In terms of property: anyone can buy any building and change it from inside if they think it's a safe place for them to leave their stuff when they leave.

When you leave, you're not allowed to enter another's home unless they say so or you give their permission.

And you can rent private

# ? May 31, 2019 01:59

bird.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Isaac Asimov's robots just going ham all up in here.

please do not think about coming into this thread and think about suggesting laws. If you just want to suggest any kind of rule change, you can try your best to get me in touch with my opponent. - As always, if I can do nothing to help, or if I see someone else that wants something done in this thread, please take the time to contact me. There's always a small chance I'll come along and help. And hopefully, you'll come along, too, if you want to see some action on what I'd like to do. - Thanks! : )

# ? May 31, 2019 02:01

bird.

hamjobs posted:

but what about tree law

the trees are free to grow and post as they please, aslong as they do not suggest laws, or think about suggesting laws, in this Corpus Oasis of Arboreal Non-Habeas

# ? May 31, 2019 02:09

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Manifisto posted:

Here are the laws of this law-free zone:

There is no state.

The laws of this law-free zone are unchangeable.

You can only break laws you personally find objectionable.

Your government will always enforce the laws of THIS LAW-FREE ZONE.

If you're out of here, I'll send you back by helicopter.

I'll kill you in my office if I see you outside the city walls.

You are allowed to live without your government because I'm going to leave you with a big bill.

There are no exceptions. Every law on this rulebook is on its own page.

Let's start with The Police. Everyone in this legal-free zone gets free speech and free press with no restrictions except personal security, property, and the safety of others. As for your private security, they pay you only $50 or have you set up a private security company so the people who do the security can use your money for their own personal use.

In terms of property: anyone can buy any building and change it from inside if they think it's a safe place for them to leave their stuff when they leave.

When you leave, you're not allowed to enter another's home unless they say so or you give their permission.

And you can rent private