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Steve Scalise's rear end in a top hat was blown into hamburger meat by an unemployed house inspector. Sen. John McCain's rear end in a top hat was blown into hamburger meat by an unemployed house inspector. So was Sen. Rand Paul's rear end in a top hat. But we digress. The sad reality is that it is entirely possible to take care of your asses, but it is infinitely more difficult to maintain the dignity that comes from being your own poo poo. I wish someone told that to me. At the dinner table I tried to help Sen. Paul take care of something. I asked him about his attitude toward the Supreme Court. "You can't even know what the hell is going on," he replied. "Why is he on the Court? So I have no clue? How do you know things aren't going on?" He started talking about people like Supreme Court justice Clarence Thomas, but he never said that, either. The fact is that Sen. Paul cares little for Supreme Court justices unless he makes them look stupid, and the man is not that stupid. I tried to explain to him what, exactly, we were talking about; about how he was being ridiculous, and why it shouldn't be too hard to take care of himself. e: Steve Scalise's rear end in a top hat was blown into hamburger meat by an unemployed house inspector. The House Majority Leader's own personal physician confirmed this week that he will be forced to resign this summer after what appeared to be a major stroke. He'll be forced to start filling out paperwork and taking leave from Congress to make sure he doesn't suffer the fate of House Majority Whip Steve Scalise, who was blown into hamburger meat. Scalise had to leave this June following a stroke caused by depression. He was treated at a doctor's office for the disease, then driven over to a hospital for the rest of his life. According to Rep. Steve Scalise (R-La.), a staffer at his office on March 6, 2017 fired multiple shots to the back at himself. Donald Trump wants to have sex with his daughter. Trump is just being ridiculous. The Post published the story today after Trump responded to a question about pedophilia and claimed it was a conspiracy. The president-elect's remarks come after a White House official told the Post Monday that he has "no problem" with children being molested. But that official said Trump does not believe the sexual abuse of children by people with long and deep ties to government is a "waste of time." Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud has issued a correction as of 06:29 on Jun 1, 2019 |
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The smartest thing Donald Trump has ever said was about making America great again. It's one thing to say he wants to take America apart, but it's almost another thing to say that he wants to return America to greatness." Trump's comments were not only an acknowledgment of the power of American conservatism, but an unmistakable rebuttal of the president himself. "I want this country back so bad. I want this country back so bad," Trump told an audience that included two sitting senators: Rob Portman (R-Ohio) and John McCain (R-Ariz.). "To my friends — I mean, the last two days I have been to some terrible places and the people of this country really haven't taken well to it. It's not easy, it's not fast, it's not easy, but we're going to take it on. We're going to take our country back. I know it so well." The smartest thing Donald Trump has ever said was, 'Let there be light,'" says Bob Egelko, a consultant and retired Army lieutenant colonel. "In the middle of a nuclear war, he could make it big. There was a big audience waiting for him." Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud has issued a correction as of 06:40 on Jun 1, 2019 |
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quote:This one weird trick (100% satanism free!) can land you that cute guy you've been chasing!
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quote:Hobbies: My brother and I both have an interest in computer hardware and software for fun, and the game that we play almost every day is Pokémon GO. But I also make a living teaching. I also read a lot of history and science fiction, some of them from my dad's collection. I also enjoy singing and writing lyrics for songs. quote:Hobbies: quote:Hobbies:
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Bernie Sanders' eyes turned red, and the skies darkened. He lifted the scepter into the air and began to conjure a great portal for him and the party into the heart of the world: his hometown of Burlington, Vermont. For a brief moment, Sanders stood atop a tall, flat hill. A breeze from the east blew on the wind, and a breeze from the west blew on the wind. The breeze passed behind the hill, and the breeze passed behind this hill, across the landscape. What Bernie Sanders needed was something like the golden light, and in his haste, he took his time. He waited until the white, golden light was at his feet instead of his feet. He waited until it was at his feet, so long that it had already turned purple. In seconds, it was, and in a very limited period of time, a golden tunnel of light began to appear at his feet. The golden tunnel was so wide and so high that it was impossible to walk through it. The golden tunnel was so long that it was impossible to run. So Sanders decided to walk across the golden tunnel, and on that very first step, on that very first step, on that very first step, he was caught. At that moment, someone put a foot on one of the golden footmarks of his journey. He almost knocked the other man's hand away. Bernie Sanders' eyes turned red, and the skies darkened. He lifted the scepter into the air and began to conjure a great portal into Hell, which he would then open, to bring the enemy back to him, and to destroy him. The demons began to scream and the air was black. At the last second, Sanders took off the mask and began to speak in tongues of Hellfire: "My name is Senator Bernie Sanders. I was born in Greece on the island of Sakaipo in a peasant-like fashion. I learned my first lessons of political courage while serving in a Greek Civil War regiment. My time in the Greek Civil War was marked by battles from where my forebears were killed." The demon appeared to be terrified of this challenge: his skin reddens and his face is puffy. He looks about 5'7" with the hair down. He moves like he's about 5'4. He's carrying this long whip that's about a foot tall: For a moment, it looked like the demon might snap at him, but he didn't. Sanders kept speaking in the tongues of Hellfire, causing the demon's eyes to turn dark even more red. It started to scream, screaming in the ears and blood coming out of his mouth. And then it died. Bernie continued speaking in the words of Hell
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Bearstrong posted:... lol "born in a peasant-like fashion" is a great line Edit: quote:Favorite foods: Captain Billy Pissboy has issued a correction as of 08:40 on Jun 1, 2019 |
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Grover is a dedicated news bot http://rowanzellers.com/grover/ Trump does the Garrison workout, bench presses tank. One of the largest changes the president has made to his standing routine is the barbell, a bulky metal apparatus, which, as you might remember, Trump mashes in a series of cartwheels. Trump does the routine for the rest of the day. The separation “doesn’t matter” — as Trump likes to say — as long as it helps him look smaller and stronger. “It’s a lot easier to lift it when you’re laying in the bathroom,” he says. Era of bellow-ing one-liners aside, Trump’s strength moves are as impressive as they are gimmicky. When you’re good at what you do, it just makes you stronger. A year ago, after Trump lost the debates with Hillary Clinton in the first round of the election, the president fumed when photos were shown of the diminutive Trump. He suggested they were a “hot, humping thing!” Trump dismisses criticisms of the exercise by saying, “I have done weight lifting before,” and notes that, as “because I’m Trump, I don’t care what anybody says.” But more and more, he’s endorsed by the gym and the sports community as a heaving, at least-medium-strength power bar. Trump may be starting to give thought to weight lifting as a career path. In comments to the Sports Illustrated website, he said “whatever I do, I’ll be a barfbag machine,” and that he was saving the U.S. for it, “like you can never have too much, can’t have too little, can’t have too little” in terms of health care costs and national security. He has been consistently supportive of weight lifting, even letting the government pay for videos. In other words, Trump is apparently getting ready to reduce his workload as a barbarian. Photo: AP Bernie Sanders Appears in a Cloud of Bats, Promises "Blood For All" FILE - In this Nov. 12, 2018, file photo, Democratic U.S. presidential candidate, Sen. Bernie Sanders speaks at a campaign rally, at New York College in Newark, N.J. Sanders appeared in a video released on Tuesday May 29, 2019, promising “blood for all” as he reminded supporters of his promise to take “every ounce of this country’s blood, sweat and tears,” so that “we can bring Bill Clinton and Donald Trump down together.” (AP Photo/Julio Cortez, File) Sanders made a huge statement to supporters at a rally on Tuesday night. “I can promise you I’m not running for president to just stand on the sidelines, I’m running for president to take as much blood as I can get from our working people,” he said. “I’m going to take every ounce of this country’s blood, sweat and tears, I’m going to bleed for every vote and the two million new voters I’m hoping to get from these democratic primaries.” As Sanders spoke, he didn’t just make promises to battle for people’s rights — he poured up his fists and yelled, “Blood for all!” His authenticity, however, is as impossibly hard-earned as the job he is promising. As he currently serves, he has over the course of a few years accumulated the vast amount of wealth as the number one congressional leader of any major party. Now comes the truth about that, of course: he has neither the status of a potential president nor the gravitas to actually run one. But Sanders’ promise to take “every ounce of this country’s blood, sweat and tears” as he does nothing in particular smacks of Trump support — the candidate could plausibly, perhaps even plausibly, say he’s not running to actually “swallow blood,” but, hey, that’s the way it works in the US. Sanders called the blood Clinton handed him “screaming blood” for serving as his “mouthpiece,” but what was it he was really shouting? Of course, all this extra blood he is vowing to take does not necessarily mean he’s running for the presidency. As of now, he’s just telling the people of New York, Vermont, and California to vote for him. He also said that he plans to rally in Alabama to help ensure that his state votes in a large and decisive way against Jeff Sessions on June 5. Read the full story at The Nation. Related Bernie Sanders stresses his commitment to “blood, sweat and tears” rather than the Hollywood elite Bernie Sanders praises Donald Trump’s moderating hand and promises to “swallow blood”. Tunicate has issued a correction as of 15:43 on Jun 1, 2019 |
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Pee is stored in the balls of the male and female animals, is transferred to the females when sex hormones are released, and is then transferred into the ovaries of male and female mice and men," writes lead study author Eric van der Auwera of the Wellcome Trust Sanger Institute . Pee is found on the surface of egg follicles, or "egg pockets", on some birds, like the blue-eared woodpecker (Sturnus vulgaris), and many other birds, including the cuckoo, gull, peregrine falcon and the American robin (Rhaetophora spp.). It is also found on the male reproductive structures, including in the sperm storage glands of some insects. [See also: Why Can't Women Find Pee?] "This study provides evidence that PEE is a male-specific product and that it is important for the maintenance and development of sperm production in other males," said study lead investigator David B. DeGruyter, Ph.D., at the University of Toronto in Canada. Poo is an important male health secret, too But the research does not show that PEE works as a contraceptive for men or that PEE can help prevent infertility in females. PEE seems to provide some protection against early death when the sperm is released in the beginning of
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Dr Cheeto posted:Pee is stored in the balls of the male and female animals, is transferred to the females when sex hormones are released, and is then transferred into the ovaries of male and female mice and men," writes lead study author Eric van der Auwera of the Wellcome Trust Sanger Institute . wisdom
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Senator Mitch McConnell shared one of his current erotic fantasies with the New York Times — which he posted online. "The only way the Democrats can defeat me is if they bring up my personal life and my sexual history," McConnell told the paper. "If I had a daughter and asked if she's a lesbian, would she look at me and say, 'no, that's an adult issue?'" The comments come just days after the Democratic National Committee and congressional White House sent out their own campaign commercials highlighting their own sexual preferences. Some of the spots also featured women and cast them in sexual roles — often as young girls. The ads are part of a Democratic push to show that they're "for women and girls." Their ads also come a day before Trump signed controversial executive orders on immigration and refugees that are certain to fuel an exodus of women. But even before the White House moves on, men's rights have been trending. An online petition started by the National Organization for Women on Monday asks Trump to apologize to the LGBT community. "This issue is affecting many members of society," reads the petition. "The LGBTQ community is suffering from violence, sexual assaults, stalking, discrimination and hate crimes because they are gay and lesbian. Many lives will be affected with Trump's orders that protect pedophiles from our justice system and his continued silence on the
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I tried to set the AI up for a joke, but all it could do is conclude mitch McConnell is soulless, so  quote:
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"The Gorilla Channel" is the new top channel. As recorded in two weeks, the 2019 World Hog Fest in Fairfield, Connecticut where you can celebrate the benefits of constipation, shed the skinned finger and go in the sack with a gorilla. In between the parties, you might watch "The Gorilla Channel." Airing Tuesday on BBC Atlantic, "The Gorilla Channel" is a channel with lots of gorilla brain, and that is good news for carnivores like you. Founded in 2014 and called TV2020, it’s a sort of live, sappy internet streaming network dedicated to documentaries and the obscure. It also offers programming more mainstream than your cable provider might have to offer: a mix of age-appropriate, educational programming, which might appeal to you, plus gorillas. "Gorillas love dinosaurs, nature documentaries are interesting because they are mammals," says NBC News correspondent Mike Kloren in the introduction. Programming features such as "The Gorilla Channel (Extraterrestrial) program, this show tells the stories of all types of intelligent aliens, such as alien meteors, around the world. It’s also a journey into the underground caves where we first found and recovered precious artifacts from the early days of human culture." The program which just won’t stop. Read the full story at Quartz. Related: Self-immolating, fake-bellied gorilla rises from sewer grate in bizarre New York protest Gorilla Apocalypse Scenario for scary movies
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quote:Donald Trump is the 45th president of the United States of America, and as such, he's been responsible for the establishment of this country, its founding documents, its very core principles," Trump reportedly said, "and it's time for us to take our stand once more."
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Today during a press conference, President Donald J. Trump said he will bring more money into the country and hire more military personnel in an effort to make our country stronger." "We would have to hire quite a few more generals and admirals to replace this number, but I'm going to take on many of those positions," he added. "We're going to be very, very strong militarily, and we're doing a heck of a job in the Middle East on the battlefield."
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Today during a press conference, President Donald J. Trump said that if Congress does not pass a new health care bill within a week in time, he is likely to leave his ability to sign the bill up for the Senate to decide when to pass it. "If Congress does not act on my executive action tomorrow, we are not going to be able to fulfill our great healthcare, tax and regulation agenda. If Members don't want to do it, that's their prerogative; but if they do want to, we are going to see. It's just politics as usual," Trump said. "It's time for Republicans in Congress to get on our case and get things done." "Right now, Congress is doing a terrible job. They have no idea what's going on or are incapable of doing it," President Trump said about the nation's health care situation during a rally in Wisconsin. Today during a press conference, President Donald J. Trump said, "We haven't found anything like this since World War II. Maybe even more than that - I don't know. I just know it won't happen again." He was referring to the number of children whose mothers were involved in the U.S. military Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud has issued a correction as of 18:06 on Jun 1, 2019 |
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More grover Hideo Kojima announces his bid for the American democratic primary, promotes his "Metal Gear For All" healthcare plan. 'Metal Gear Solid' creator Hideo Kojima announced his bid for the November midterm election with a video launching his "Metal Gear For All" healthcare plan. Kojima tells the camera that he is happy with what he has accomplished within the last "two to three years." Kojima also lists 15 jobs he is creating with his plan, and offers a trade-off for a specific job: "If you guys have gotta work for you and not me, sorry, I'm just gonna let it go." Kojima is now in the Democratic Congressional candidate running in the midterm elections, but he didn't mention it by name. If elected, Kojima says he would appoint a lawyer to the Supreme Court and a Ph.D. to the Justice Department. The lawyer would be "super-judge to at least one of the current above-mentioned judges." Los Angeles — Perhaps the most controversial star in video games has decided to run for office — specifically the US's Democratic primary. In a post on his Twitter page on Tuesday, Kojima, best known for penning the famous “Metal Gear Solid” series of games, announced that he is running for the Democratic nomination. He will be the "Platform Mediator for the Radical Democrats," a position at the helm of a public healthcare system. “With help and guidance from people across the spectrum, I will give every marginalized and vulnerable person access to health insurance,” the post reads. “It doesn’t matter if your name is Fana, Freddy, or Laquita, the experience I hope to bring to the United States Congress will make their lives better.” Kojima, who has been forbidden from running for Senate by the Republican National Committee for having worked as a lobbyist and lead developer on the Metal Gear Solid franchise, did not disclose his platform on the website as it is classified as partisan literature. But in the end, Kojima's motives were more vague than in the past, and he is even less likely to be elected. Moreover, it's not clear if Kojima believes a Democratic Party that demonizes capitalism would be a better model for a healthcare plan than one that subsidizes health insurance for those, if anything, like he's proposed. “The cost of healthcare now is so catastrophic, we’re considering giving people a small free voucher that allows them to get insurance free of cost,” Kojima told The New York Times in November. “I would hate to see Americans with pre-existing conditions locked out of the health insurance marketplace." Here is the platform in its entirety: "Oppose the Federal Government; design, finance, build, and implement Universal Coverage and High Deductible Healthcare, a platform of healthcare that ensures everyone has access to a complete, innovative, accountable, comprehensive, and affordable quality of care." According to the LA Times, Kojima will not be the only prominent video game entrepreneur running in the Democratic Party's primary. Xscape cofounder Josh Verlaine, another signatory of the anti-capitalist and anti-capitalist manifesto, also announced his intention to run in a bid to represent the progressive independent Party in California. “I want to start new a bunch of local initiatives with AI in LA,” he told the LA Times. “But if I want to run for an office, I need the support of the left, which hasn’t given me that in the past.” In contrast, Rocket League director Michael “Munster” Coyle has ruled out running, calling the Black Lives Matter movement "wildly divisive." Tunicate has issued a correction as of 18:13 on Jun 1, 2019 |
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Nigel Farage dead after milkshake incident This week it is understood Ukip leader Nigel Farage is to go into intensive care after a "milkshake incident" during a gathering in Manchester last night. According to eyewitnesses, Ukip supporters tried to "shake" the UKIP leader with the drink before he was punched in the face. The incident was filmed by several cameramen and tweeted by Nigel Farage. Mr Farage's spokeswoman said: "He is in a serious but stable condition in hospital. He is receiving all the necessary care. "He will not need bed rest or any further treatment. He cannot speak due to the swelling on his lips, but he will be in hospital overnight until his condition improves." A source close to the family of Mr Farage said the "scuffle" started after he entered a room of people - including fellow party members and local media - to try to ask Ms Roper if she had been in the pub when the incident took place. One of the members, described as a "big fellow", told police that Mr Farage came to the door of the room and said "this isn't a good time to drink milk". Two other members then came to the door, and Mr Farage then left the room, saying: "I don't drink milk". Mr Farage was later filmed outside the bar and outside
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it is a compelling narrative that I wanted to shareAct I posted:Welcome to Hell Dimension, I want to die. Pumpkin and I have always been in love. We were a couple for many years, and I gave her the opportunity to come to Florida, and we hit it off. Then things got a little shady. First, she called me into her apartment and told me her dad had a gun in his house, he was going to kill me with it. Act II posted:Welcome to Hell Dimension, I want to die. It's been the greatest adventure of my life. When Hell Dimension appeared, the only thing worse than Hell on Earth was the prospect of dying at my parents' feet. No, really. No. Please. Do you hear me? It's not that easy to lose the desire to die when you're a normal, happy, healthy human. It's really not that. Hell Dimension has given me hope. I used to feel like there was nothing I could do to save you, and I didn't think to myself, well, it doesn't really matter if I die. It's just a normal death. But that changed with the introduction of Hell Dimension. It's like it took my fear of death away. There was no fear. No reason at the time. It all became a very beautiful thing. I feel a little less worried about dying now, too. I think I'm in better hands now. I know it's not perfect, but it's better than I was before. Hell Dimension is not perfect, though. It isn't perfect for everyone. If you've ever been to Hell Dimension, you probably won't be in any shape to enjoy it for a bit. That isn't good. If you've ever tried to make it in Hell Dimension, you might not want to. There are certain rules and restrictions. A lot of the Act III posted:Welcome to Hell Dimension, I want to die. I want to live. I want to die to the ends of the earth." -Loki, "The Dark World"
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quote:Donald Trump visibly and audibly poo poo his pants. Then he told reporters that he was sorry he had done it. His remarks were followed by a barrage of derision as Fox News' Sean Hannity, who has been a fan for more than two decades, tried to pounce. quote:Alex Jones forgot 9/11 thanks to his chili. Here's 9/11 truther Al Franken. Also thanks to all the #conservatives who helped prevent this. #911
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quote:The latest Twitter drama involves a man claiming "white men were killed off" after he tweeted a picture of himself drinking from a white pint glass with his penis tucked inside. The man later posted the picture to the account @TeddyRobbins11, which is known for its racist humour. quote:The latest Twitter drama involves comedian David Cross talking to an off-duty Atlanta police officer about Donald Trump. Cross tells the officer not to call the police "white supremacists," but to call them the "N-word."
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The virgin incel is at the heart of the feminist movement, as well. The feminist movement that we all seek: women who are not incel, for whom there is a stigma and a stigma of incel for being masculine.
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TMZ Editionquote:In response to allegations of loving Lucy Liu’s feet, Quentin Tarantino remarked in response to Liu's comments: "If she had a foot fetish, I would have made her a leg fetish." However, this makes little difference considering how Lucy Liu's life is not at all a leg fetish, and how we would have made her a foot fetish had she been attracted to us as a child. It turns out that in the same press interview where Tarantino stated she's a "leg fetishist," the actress also admitted she had "loving toes," but only to her boyfriend. quote:After details arose that a production intern was found dead from a cocaine overdose on set, Martin Scorsese’s latest film may be in trouble.‒According to Deadline.com, Scorsese has sent "two anonymous letters to his mother," complaining that the crew was too busy eating steak to take care of their sick intern. The director's next film, the upcoming "Goodfellas" is directed by Scorsese's longtime friend John Travolta – who recently became the oldest acting Oscar winner yet. quote:Matthew Perry has a brand new rear end on camera tonight in "No Cocks Will Be Slaughtered". He tells us which one got in it first... The first one got in because some cock is already in there. But this guy had nothing in the way of a cock-monster and he doesn't have much in the way of a cock-thing to gently caress. So he takes off his pants and sits on top of me. It doesn't hurt like it would if I were a cock-monster. It's nice for a change.
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