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Biscuits and grandpa starting in about how public schools cost more than they're worth
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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May 7, 2024 17:57
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Chicken and waffling when your kid asks about a suggestive song lyric
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Jun 2, 2019 15:52
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Fried okrap I've ordered my coffee and they're already preparing it and I just realized I left my wallet at home
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Jun 2, 2019 15:55
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Sugar free gummy bears
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Jun 2, 2019 16:07
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- The Klowner
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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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This morning I added cinnamon and vanilla to the egg and cheese sandwich I made for breakfast. I like to experiment with my food but this time I think I went too far.
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Jun 2, 2019 16:55
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- Thunder Moose
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S.J.C.
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A dry aged, slab of rib-eye: cooked to medium rare and you're a practicing Hindu.
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Jun 2, 2019 18:25
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Giving your cat a piece of chicken from your Chinese carry-out and suddenly there's an intrusive racist joke hanging in the air and you can sense everyone else is thinking it and one of your group is Asian.
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Jun 2, 2019 18:43
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- ulvir
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undercooked spaghetti (even before so called, “al dentist”) and mayonnaise.,
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Jun 2, 2019 19:42
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- Putty
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HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
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Uncle Ted's pinecone roast
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Jun 2, 2019 19:59
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- Farecoal
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There he go
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Little balls filled with mayonnaise and Hidden Valley ranch that pop when you press down on them with your teeth
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Jun 2, 2019 20:59
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- Thunder Moose
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S.J.C.
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A bowl of un-hydrated grits.
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Jun 2, 2019 21:18
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- Thunder Moose
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S.J.C.
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Banana peel ice cream.
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Jun 2, 2019 21:18
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Soylent, classic or green
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Jun 2, 2019 21:30
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- Barking Gecko
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Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
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Banana slug ice cream.
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Jun 2, 2019 22:01
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- King of Bees
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Wendy's #1 at the drive thru except it's taking them twenty minutes to make and the cars are stacking up behind me
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Jun 2, 2019 22:51
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- Slush Garbo
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FALSE SLACK
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BETTER
than
NO SLACK
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a perfectly broiled t bone before you get exwcuted for a murder you did not commit
Slush Garbo fucked around with this message at 02:23 on Jun 3, 2019
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Jun 3, 2019 01:48
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- lol but
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body is a dinosaur
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a perfectly broiled t bone before you get exwcuted for a murder you did not commit
the apparently quite lovely attempts they make to fulfil your last meal request makes killing a man seem almost not worth the hassle
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Jun 3, 2019 01:51
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- Slush Garbo
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FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK
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all your favorite toppings on a pizza from the best place in town the night you meet your wife's boyfriend
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Jun 3, 2019 02:24
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- Barking Gecko
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Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
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Fugu prepared by an amateur
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Jun 3, 2019 03:21
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- Robot Made of Meat
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The deli at my new job serves pretty decent food at ridiculously low prices. But they have some very odd ideas about menu items.
The one that comes to mind first is "Mock Chow Mein."
Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!
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Jun 3, 2019 03:27
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May 7, 2024 17:57
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- Stoner Sloth
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A fresh cream pie
but only after my wife's
boyfriend comes over again.
   
       
  
 
   
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