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xcheopis

pixaal posted:

I once ate an entire onion like an apple

You are Tony Abbott and I claim my £5.

# ? Jun 12, 2019 23:26

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# ? May 7, 2024 18:42

Farecoal: There he go

google THIS posted:

Onion rings where the onion is impossible to bite through with your teeth, so you end up having to slurp the whole thing up like a noodle and you're left with a hollow batter donut.

i literally do this with onion rings (and don't eat the batter donut)

# ? Jun 12, 2019 23:52

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

pixaal posted:

I love onion rings, not a huge fan of the really thick ones and the really tiny ones are also bad because it's just batter.

I do like onion though, I once ate an entire onion like an apple to freak my nephew out. It wasn't bad but the after taste after an entire onion takes a few days to get out even if you brush 16 times.

I once ate an entire apple

# ? Jun 13, 2019 00:05

Finger Prince

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

I once ate an entire apple

Hoops of thinly sliced apple on a burger
Finely diced apple on tacos
Carmelized apple on sausage
Cheese and apple omlette
Cheese and apple crisps/chips

# ? Jun 13, 2019 00:18

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

apple juice that's just a bunch of apples in a jug, but the opening is too small to get them out

# ? Jun 13, 2019 00:41

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

electrified chopsticks

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# ? Jun 13, 2019 01:03

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

*pouring milk into my bowl of asphalt, gravel and glass shards cereal* "what?"

# ? Jun 13, 2019 01:09

Finger Prince

Sleepily grabbing the oj from the fridge and pouring it on your cereal instead of milk by mistake, except you already poured milk on your cereal and you're too tired to care so you eat your slowly curling orange milk anyway. At least there's coffee. Except clumsy just knocked it over into the orange milk cereal.

# ? Jun 13, 2019 01:46

Robot Made of Meat

Finger Prince posted:

The idea of onion rings vs the reality of onion rings.

The idea of breaded mushrooms vs the reality of breaded mushrooms . . . and the reality of the 2nd degree burns resulting from them.

Every. drat. Time.

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# ? Jun 13, 2019 02:11

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

xcheopis posted:

You are Tony Abbott and I claim my £5.

Put out yer onions!

# ? Jun 13, 2019 02:37

super sweet best pal

google THIS posted:

The regular fry sitting in your basket of curly fries like he's the loving king.

I've met that guy.

# ? Jun 14, 2019 09:02

Chrs

I can see racial slurs in my alphabet spaghetti

# ? Jun 14, 2019 10:40

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

the last bit of cereal from the bottom of the bag but half of it is powder

# ? Jun 14, 2019 20:45

gleebster: Only a howler

Tortures of the Damned eggs

# ? Jun 16, 2019 21:20

Space Taxi

Receiving your last meal on death row and they put pickles in your burger

# ? Jun 19, 2019 09:53

Finger Prince

Space Taxi posted:

Receiving your last meal on death row and they put pickles in your burger

Can I ask for extra pickles?

# ? Jun 20, 2019 04:41

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

You ask for a sour pickle and they give you a half sour instead

You eat it anyway because your hungry

# ? Jun 20, 2019 12:24

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

The delicious gyro you just realized gave you terrible breath before meeting people and you dont have a mint

# ? Jun 21, 2019 03:35

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Eggo waffles, freshly microwaved

# ? Jun 21, 2019 03:39

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Eggo waffles, freshly microwaved

butter or syrup?

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# ? Jun 21, 2019 16:42

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

pixaal posted:

butter or syrup?

Ranch dressing

# ? Jun 21, 2019 16:54

Bad Purchase

i finished stir frying the veggies, and realized i forgot to push the start button on the rice cooker, so i had to eat them them plain on a plate with some teriyaki sauce and sriracha.

actually it was still pretty good so i don't know if this counts.

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# ? Jun 21, 2019 17:28

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Ranch dressing

you put it on before you put it in the microwave didn't you

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# ? Jun 21, 2019 17:29

Bad Purchase

pixaal posted:

you put it on before you put it in the microwave didn't you

the choice of before or after microwaving just depends on the flavor you prefer. ranch or cool ranch.

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# ? Jun 21, 2019 20:51

google THIS

You saw a patch of green on your cheese and for a split second you swore it was mold but it was just a piece of jalape�o because duh, it's pepper jack, but it's too late, now all you can think about is mold.

# ? Jun 22, 2019 18:12

Resting Lich Face: This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

The best cheese has mold.

# ? Jun 22, 2019 20:23

google THIS

Resting Lich Face posted:

The best cheese has mold.

It's a little different if it's part of the package, I enjoy reminding people that blue cheese is full of it and Brie is covered in it as I eat it.

# ? Jun 22, 2019 21:52

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

google THIS posted:

It's a little different if it's part of the package, I enjoy reminding people that blue cheese is full of it and Brie is covered in it as I eat it.

As I put a half green, actively sporating slice of processed pre-sliced cheese food on my sandwich, "this is normal."

# ? Jun 22, 2019 22:53

Doctor Dogballs: driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station

Big sub sandwich I left out on a wooden picnic bench, completely uncovered and unprotected, overnight, in the rain

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# ? Jun 22, 2019 22:59

Finger Prince

"Tortilla wrap" purchased from an airport food kiosk, filled with wilted iceburg lettuce that has made the tortilla soggy.

# ? Jun 23, 2019 02:12

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

all the traditional british folk dishes, like eel jizz pie, blood pudding ice cream, and codswallops with bosh (don't ask, you don't want to know)

# ? Jun 23, 2019 08:24

google THIS

Fast food fries ordered during off-peak hours.

# ? Jun 23, 2019 15:37

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

canyoneer posted:

all the traditional british folk dishes, like eel jizz pie, blood pudding ice cream, and codswallops with bosh (don't ask, you don't want to know)

What? It's just buttered eggshells and boiled toast.

# ? Jun 23, 2019 18:44

Bad Purchase

served between two layers of mushy peas

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# ? Jun 23, 2019 20:10

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

a carrot poke me in the eye

# ? Jun 23, 2019 20:23

google THIS

A candy bar, as your six-year-old wanders into the room.

# ? Jun 24, 2019 15:17

google THIS

Half a candy bar, as your one-year-old wanders into the room wearing a brand new outfit.

google THIS fucked around with this message at 00:34 on Jun 25, 2019

# ? Jun 24, 2019 15:18

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# ? May 7, 2024 18:42

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google THIS posted:

A candy bar, as your six-year-old wanders into the room.

google THIS posted:

A candy bar, as your one-year-old wanders into the room wearing a brand new outfit.

# ? Jun 24, 2019 15:47

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