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Biscuits and grandpa starting in about how public schools cost more than they're worth
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Chicken and waffling when your kid asks about a suggestive song lyric
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Jun 2, 2019 15:52
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Fried okrap I've ordered my coffee and they're already preparing it and I just realized I left my wallet at home
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Jun 2, 2019 15:55
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Sugar free gummy bears
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Jun 2, 2019 16:07
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Giving your cat a piece of chicken from your Chinese carry-out and suddenly there's an intrusive racist joke hanging in the air and you can sense everyone else is thinking it and one of your group is Asian.
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Jun 2, 2019 18:43
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Soylent, classic or green
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Jun 2, 2019 21:30
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Free pizza and a mandatory workplace safety video that includes graphic photos of chemical eye injuries.
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Jun 10, 2019 22:11
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Stadium nachos with not nearly enough cheese.
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Jun 12, 2019 01:29
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A face-puckeringly salty soft pretzel and the floor is just nice enough that you'd feel like a slob rolling off the excess.
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Jun 12, 2019 01:30
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The regular fry sitting in your basket of curly fries like he's the loving king.
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Jun 12, 2019 01:31
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The "spicy" sausage that isn't spicy at all and you suspect that it's just a casing filled with heartburn.
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Jun 12, 2019 01:35
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Your grandma's delicious home cooking, except your grandma has been dead for over ten years.
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Jun 12, 2019 01:53
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The idea of onion rings vs the reality of onion rings.
Onion rings where the onion is impossible to bite through with your teeth, so you end up having to slurp the whole thing up like a noodle and you're left with a hollow batter donut.
Also, sushi rolls where the seaweed wrap is also indestructible and the slices are too big to comfortably eat in one bite.
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Jun 12, 2019 23:20
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You saw a patch of green on your cheese and for a split second you swore it was mold but it was just a piece of jalapeņo because duh, it's pepper jack, but it's too late, now all you can think about is mold.
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Jun 22, 2019 18:12
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The best cheese has mold.
It's a little different if it's part of the package, I enjoy reminding people that blue cheese is full of it and Brie is covered in it as I eat it.
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Jun 22, 2019 21:52
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Fast food fries ordered during off-peak hours.
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Jun 23, 2019 15:37
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A candy bar, as your six-year-old wanders into the room.
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Jun 24, 2019 15:17
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May 19, 2024 17:08
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Half a candy bar, as your one-year-old wanders into the room wearing a brand new outfit.
google THIS fucked around with this message at 00:34 on Jun 25, 2019
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