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Sombrerotron
Aug 1, 2004

Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

I was being ironic about Korea yesterday, but I actually think China may be able to win this.

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skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?

Chas McGill posted:

China seem way better than S Korea. Their passing is accurate and they're pretty organised at the back.

They are better, but Germany is a good bit worse than France also.

Sombrerotron
Aug 1, 2004

Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

What a pisser (again)

funkybottoms
Oct 28, 2010

Funky Bottoms is a land man
maybe the Germans should play a defensive midfielder?

Mrenda
Mar 14, 2012
Someone needs to tell the Germans there's no Style-Points Win.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
I'm back from the gym and actually watching this and lol at china kicking the poo poo out of germany

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
They can't handle it lol
e: Popp melting down

Chas McGill fucked around with this message at 15:23 on Jun 8, 2019

Sombrerotron
Aug 1, 2004

Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

Proud revolutionaries standing up to the capitalist oppressors

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

This match has been way more entertaining than yesterday's

Mrenda
Mar 14, 2012

Chas McGill posted:

They can't handle it lol
e: Popp melting down

They don't like it up 'em

Sombrerotron
Aug 1, 2004

Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

Blimey

gtkor
Feb 21, 2011

Well thats a bummer

funkybottoms
Oct 28, 2010

Funky Bottoms is a land man
for the Gwinn

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

Shame, should have ended 0-0 for peak shithousery

Sombrerotron
Aug 1, 2004

Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

That one Chinese player will be upset that she jumped just high enough to let the ball through

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
Good strike...'mon china though.

Pand
Apr 1, 2011

Jogi Maldito

funkybottoms posted:

for the Gwinn

lol

gtkor
Feb 21, 2011

Defender got fouled on the header imo

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
boo

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
Germany diving everywhere ffs.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
maybe I need to get my hearing checked, but do China have a player named “Long Schlong”?

go Team Dragon go

funkybottoms
Oct 28, 2010

Funky Bottoms is a land man
not a second yellow?

Sombrerotron
Aug 1, 2004

Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

I wish the Chinese ladies didn't hesitate so much in front of goal

gtkor
Feb 21, 2011

Sombrerotron posted:

I wish the Chinese ladies didn't hesitate so much in front of goal

Probably could have won had their forwards not wanted one or two extra touches before shooting

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
also “China’s not going to beat Germany in the air”

as the foxsports lady pointed out

mang
Jul 21, 2015
amazing start for these beautiful ladies. whens the next match

Sombrerotron
Aug 1, 2004

Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

Spain-South Africa at 6 PM GMT (40 minutes from now). Don't think it's being broadcast on any channel I receive though, bastards. :mad:

gtkor
Feb 21, 2011

Sombrerotron posted:

Spain-South Africa at 6 PM GMT (40 minutes from now). Don't think it's being broadcast on any channel I receive though, bastards. :mad:

Unlucky, its on in 'Murica

https://twitter.com/SeFutbolFem/status/1137369978473242627

https://twitter.com/Banyana_Banyana/status/1137378559352344576

mang
Jul 21, 2015

Sombrerotron posted:

Spain-South Africa at 6 PM GMT (40 minutes from now). Don't think it's being broadcast on any channel I receive though, bastards. :mad:

gently caress thats a long time to edge

Sombrerotron
Aug 1, 2004

Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

gently caress Dutch TV (didn't even show Germany-China), screw BBC (not going to jump through hoops to get iPlayer working), thank you ARD. I sometimes forget we still receive German channels, too.

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
Spain is real good, folks. It's amazing what happens when you stop letting an abusive little man run your women's setup because of sheer sexist cronyism.

Mrenda
Mar 14, 2012
Spaniards anthem is cold and steely. A game to played but they've ice in their veins and are going to systematically take apart their opponents.

Saffa anthem varies through every state between getting ready for a night on the piss, through the hangover the next morning, to falling asleep the next night hoping it's not a two-day anxiety job.

Spanish win for me, here.

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
Also, it's so fitting that Spain plays with a false nine up top. Way to be a stereotype!

Sombrerotron
Aug 1, 2004

Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

General lol @ the one white player in the South African selection

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
I hope the banyanabanyana kick spain right in the paella

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo

paddyboat posted:

I hope the banyanabanyana kick spain right in the paella

:yeah:

It is always good practice to root against the Spain national team in football.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Sombrerotron posted:

General lol @ the one white player in the South African selection

She’s also the captain.

kingturnip
Apr 18, 2008

paddyboat posted:

I hope the banyanabanyana kick spain right in the paella

From a few challenges already, it looks like Spain are going to be the dirty bastards in this game

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
This has been a physical game so far. I can understand men's footie fans being surprised by that, given how the women are just getting up after trips that would leave even non-jerkwad men rolling around for a minute or two.

Spain is dominating possession, but only one real chance on goal in the opening minutes.

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Dual Monarchy
Feb 20, 2013

Shrapnig posted:

She’s also the captain.

:cripes:

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